YAY! I'm back with another chapter! Thank you all for the reviews and all the letters! So sorry for the late update, I have had tons of homework and tests, and I've been to a convention (,). I think I'll end the story after the next chapter (ch.8), but I'm not sure… Anyway, read and enjoy!


Dear (SEXY THING) Alucard:

You're hot! I really in love with you!Hey,can you do a thing for me? My sister

call me bastard and I wan't her to die!MUAJAJAJAJAJAJA!...ejem,ejem,sorry

(don't tell Integra that I laugh that way!)I have some cuestions for you:

1.- How old are you?

2.- Are yo interested in Integra or in Seras?

3.- Do you know what ir yuri? 'cause I do a fic of that!

4.- What kind of music do you like?

5.- Tambien hablas espaol? (Do you speak spanish too?)

6.- What was first?the egg or the chicken?

and the last one:

7.- Se nota q soy mexicana?

Well,that's all I want tou ask you!I hope you answer me!

Truly yours:

Yukyhime Katsukina Hellsing

PS: Would you be my boy friend?I'm a vampire too...well...half vampire,but

that's the same, no?

Dear Yukihime Katsukina Hellsing,

I know I'm hot. Everybody wants me, even my own devoted friend Walter… THAT is one gross thing. Your laugh is really weird, did you know that? Well, I don't think I can kill you're sister… but if you kneel down and ask sweetly I'll think about it, Anyway, on with the questions:

1. I'm not old! Why can't you ask 'How young are you?' next time! (grumble Grumble.)

2. Nope, never was, never will… I have a parakeet, did you know that?

3. …(gulp) I-is that more 'y'-stuff?

4.I don't listen to music so often (I usually listen to my secret tape recordings from Master's office… and some other places….) , but when I do I like the Phantom of the Opera-songs and those short songs on the radio. I think they're all called "Jingle"… Weird.

5.…Come again?

6.Hmm…. Since eggs are made of omelettes and chickens are made from chicken soup, I think the eggs came first.

7.…

PS: Get lost! I am a free man! Or vampire… ARGH, whatever!

Dear Alucard

Have you ever taken up stalking? I swear it's really fun, The other day I was

fucking around with Andersons head, the loser...ehehehe

DaughterofVlad

Dear DaughterofVlad,

So you're the one behind the mysterious peek-a-boo-disease Anderson had last week? HAHAHAHAHAA! Keep up the good work, girl!

Dear Alucard,

Im totally in love with ya! lol not the whole mushy type thing nor the whole

perverted thing just kindof think ur kule! well neways uhm my sis is wonderin

wat bloodtype do vamps drink? and another one is if u already look goodlookin

and vamps dunt have reflections then how do u check ur hair or if ur lookin

good? sry been puzzlin me for hours and btw theres this boy at my skl who

stalks me and wont leave me alone and he once told me he loves me indirectly and

said sum...things to me that i dunt like culd u take care of him for me! THANX

ur a doll ;) see ya l8ter!

Totally diggin ur glasses,

Green eyed demoness (i noe its blackdemoness but i didnt want to change it)

Dear Green eyed demoness,

Yay! I totally luuv ya 2! Kyaa, let's start a club 2getha and luv each other till the end!

Just kidding.

PS. I didn't understand a single word.

Dear Alucard:

DON'T TRY TO KILL OR YOU WILL MEET YOU DOOM!I saw that my sister ask you for

that,YOU ARE WARNED!

Ps: And also,we are cousins of Integra,so if you try to kill I will say it to

Integra and you will suffer!AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

Dear wierd,

PUH-LEASE, I KILL WHOM EVER I WANT!

PS. Your laugh is creeping me out!

Dear Alucard,

L13K, OMG! I have so many questions! YAY FANGIRL-NESS! Anyhoo, can I poke you!

Also, can you kill some people for me? Vampire keep coming after me cuz they

wanna suck my blood...it's getting annoying...and slightly disturbing...DIE

DRACULA!

Hugs! (-)

Kitty

Dear Kitty,

Noooooo, a FAN GIRL! You may NOT poke me, or else I'll bite you! GRRRR! WOFF WOFF!

Dear Alucard,

Hey, ya know i think you are soo cool. do you enjoy kicking vampire a? I do too. In fact I fight all types of creatures from vamps to demons, even humans. i'm willing to join hellsing as long as i get to fight those monsers w/ ya. In fact i know i'll fit in realy well. i'm sure we have a lot in common. so what do ya think? am i in?

ps: judgeing by by name you probly think i'm a boy (like most ppl) but i'm not.

pss: i am a complete fangirl, and even if i'm not in the hellsing org. w/ you,

i'm still going to come after you and clame you as mine forever! muahahahahah!

love ya kill ya

blade assassin

Dear blade assassin,

Yeah, I really do enjoy kicking asses. Not just vampire ones, but all kind of asses (except my own. HAHAHA! HAHAH! Not funny…).

To join the Hellsing you have to be recruited, so my advice to you is: attack Master's mailbox with ton's of letters. I heard that some of the guys in the bomb squad got in that way…

PS. I don't know if it'll work but you can always try!

PPS. Hmm, you're a girl! XDXDXD


/Quena