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crashzilla09: Ok since things are starting to get a little confusing, for now on each chapter is a list of dares a user sends (By review or message) me. Feel free to send some of yours, I only have a couple of guys sending me dares.
Link: I am starting to wonder why they are being mean to us.
crashzilla09: They are not. It's all in fun.
Cynder: I am miserable! (Starts crying)
crashzilla09: Cynder, please.
Cynder: Leave me alone!
crashzilla09: Ok, ok. Anyways first up today we have Fox McCloud.
Fox: Yeah?
crashzilla09: Strip naked and spank yourself with your hands and tail.
Fox: No
crashzilla09: Yes
Fox: No
crashzilla09: Do it for the fans.
Cynder: Well.. that's new for you to say.
crashzilla09: Don't get used to it. Now Fox do your dare.
(Fox gets naked and spanks himself with his hands and tail)
crashzilla09: Hahaha. Well that's something new.
crashzilla09: Ok next, Bowser come here.
Bowser: What?
(Takes shell off him and eats him)
crashzilla09: Another good meal.
Cynder: Are you going to bring him back?
crashzilla09: No
Link: Good! Because none of us want to deal with him anymore!
crashzilla09: Ok. Now Renamon.
Renamon: Yes?
crashzilla09: Take Guilmon and have more fun.
Renamon: Yay! (Grabs Guilmon and goes into room)
crashzilla09: Ok Pikachu and Croc. Do a fusion technique.
(Pikachu and Croc do a fusion technique)
Cynder: Ah! It's ... hideous!
(Everyone takes a barf bag and pukes)
Pikaroc: What?
crashzilla09: Um.. nothing (snaps fingers)
(Pikachu and Croc are separated)
crashzilla09: Ok next Coco. Get naked and put yourself in a washing machine.
Coco: WHAT?
crashzilla09: You heard, now do it!
Cynder: Mr grumpy is back
crashzilla09: Who asked you! (Ties her mouth shut)
Cynder: Mmm Mmm
crashzilla09: That's better now Coco if you please.
Coco: Fine.. (Gets naked and puts herself in washing machine)
crashzilla09: Alright next is..
Godzilla: Oh come on! Nobody is doing me anymore!
crashzilla09: (Snaps finers)
(Godzilla shrinks)
Godzilla (in high pitch): Ah! I don't do puny!
crashzilla09: As I was saying..
(Crash and Spyro finally come out of the room)
crashzilla09: Well I can see you two had a good time.
Spyro: You bet! I love him!
Cynder: What about me? I got nobody!
crashzilla09: Here's an idea. How about you and Spyro share Crash.
Cynder: Sounds good.
crashzilla09: Ok. (Pulls out scissors) Now hold still Crash while I cut you in half.
Cynder: No! We will share him in the bed at the same time.
crashzilla09: Have it your way. (Puts scissors away)
Crash: Why do I attract female dragons?
crashzilla09: It's who you are Crash. Now have fun.
Spyro: Yay! A threesome!
(all three go in and do it)
crashzilla09: All works out in the end. Ok that's all for today, see you next time and feel free to send me dares.
A/N: If I didn't do anybody's on this chapter they will be in the next one.
