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crashzilla09: Ok since things are starting to get a little confusing, for now on each chapter is a list of dares a user sends (By review or message) me. Feel free to send some of yours, I only have a couple of guys sending me dares.

Link: I am starting to wonder why they are being mean to us.

crashzilla09: They are not. It's all in fun.

Cynder: I am miserable! (Starts crying)

crashzilla09: Cynder, please.

Cynder: Leave me alone!

crashzilla09: Ok, ok. Anyways first up today we have Fox McCloud.

Fox: Yeah?

crashzilla09: Strip naked and spank yourself with your hands and tail.

Fox: No

crashzilla09: Yes

Fox: No

crashzilla09: Do it for the fans.

Cynder: Well.. that's new for you to say.

crashzilla09: Don't get used to it. Now Fox do your dare.

(Fox gets naked and spanks himself with his hands and tail)

crashzilla09: Hahaha. Well that's something new.

crashzilla09: Ok next, Bowser come here.

Bowser: What?

(Takes shell off him and eats him)

crashzilla09: Another good meal.

Cynder: Are you going to bring him back?

crashzilla09: No

Link: Good! Because none of us want to deal with him anymore!

crashzilla09: Ok. Now Renamon.

Renamon: Yes?

crashzilla09: Take Guilmon and have more fun.

Renamon: Yay! (Grabs Guilmon and goes into room)

crashzilla09: Ok Pikachu and Croc. Do a fusion technique.

(Pikachu and Croc do a fusion technique)

Cynder: Ah! It's ... hideous!

(Everyone takes a barf bag and pukes)

Pikaroc: What?

crashzilla09: Um.. nothing (snaps fingers)

(Pikachu and Croc are separated)

crashzilla09: Ok next Coco. Get naked and put yourself in a washing machine.

Coco: WHAT?

crashzilla09: You heard, now do it!

Cynder: Mr grumpy is back

crashzilla09: Who asked you! (Ties her mouth shut)

Cynder: Mmm Mmm

crashzilla09: That's better now Coco if you please.

Coco: Fine.. (Gets naked and puts herself in washing machine)

crashzilla09: Alright next is..

Godzilla: Oh come on! Nobody is doing me anymore!

crashzilla09: (Snaps finers)

(Godzilla shrinks)

Godzilla (in high pitch): Ah! I don't do puny!

crashzilla09: As I was saying..

(Crash and Spyro finally come out of the room)

crashzilla09: Well I can see you two had a good time.

Spyro: You bet! I love him!

Cynder: What about me? I got nobody!

crashzilla09: Here's an idea. How about you and Spyro share Crash.

Cynder: Sounds good.

crashzilla09: Ok. (Pulls out scissors) Now hold still Crash while I cut you in half.

Cynder: No! We will share him in the bed at the same time.

crashzilla09: Have it your way. (Puts scissors away)

Crash: Why do I attract female dragons?

crashzilla09: It's who you are Crash. Now have fun.

Spyro: Yay! A threesome!

(all three go in and do it)

crashzilla09: All works out in the end. Ok that's all for today, see you next time and feel free to send me dares.

A/N: If I didn't do anybody's on this chapter they will be in the next one.