8. I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
March 7, 1994
"Make way, make way! Evil Dark Lord coming through!" George Weasley proclaimed, strolling through the corridors with his twin, Fred. "Make way for Fred Weasley, the new Dark Lord!"
"Mr Weasley, what is going on?" Professor Flitwick asked. "Why on earth are you saying Mr Weasley is the new Dark Lord?"
"I am the new Dark Lord," Fred said, fake serious. "You'd do well to remember that, Filius. You do not want to be on my bad side,"
"Mr Weasley, this is not funny," Professor Flitwick said sternly. "Stop with this nonsense and get inside!"
"You have been warned…" Fred hissed, sweeping into the classroom, closely followed by George.
"So," Angelina commented as the twins sunk into the seats between her and Lee. "You're the new Dark Lord then, eh Fred?"
"Yes, I am, Miss Johnson. Have you come to swear your allegiance to me? I am in need of more followers. You would be my second in command, my most trusted servant,"
"Oi, what about me?" George asked, hurt. "I'm your twin; I have to be your second in command!"
"Very well," Fred conceded. "I apologize, Miss Johnson. You would be my third in command,"
"Acceptable, I suppose," Angelina frowned.
"Messrs Weasley, Miss Johnson!" Professor Flitwick called impatiently. "Do I need to take points?"
"Only from Slytherin, sir," George grinned cheekily.
Flitwick sighed. "5 points from Gryffindor,"
