Another Day and another chapter.

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Chapter VII: Crystal Coconut

Link and his group returned to Smash Mansion with more info. Marth was pleased to learn that they now had more allies"Welcome."

"Are you in charge of this place?" inquired Poo.

The Altean prince replied"No, I'm just an acting leader for the campaign against the mysterious Sorcerer Majora. The master of this mansion is still not fully recovered."

"Yune spoke of an island jungle" said Ike.

Marth thought for a second, then said"It's most likely Donkey Kong's homeworld, the DK Islands."

Link raised an eyebrow"What could possibly be there that'll help us?"

"I don't know, either" said Zelda.

Marth addressed Ike"You're going to need to take a translation device. Donkey and Diddy can't talk the way we can."

"I was born with Psi Translation, meaning I can understand various animals' languages. I can do this mission by myself" chirped Ness.

Marth shook his head"Might be better if you go with backup."

Ness shrugged"Okay. Paula, can you come?"

"Of course" replied Paula.

Ike recieved a translation device from Marth, who explained"You'll need these, Fox and Slippy helped create these translation boxes, now you can understand what other species say."

The blue haired Mercenary nodded, then the three gathered around.

Zelda and Link joined them, and they activated the teleportation stone.

They teleported away to their new destination.


On the DK Isles, tranquility and peace was on the air since the Kong family's most recent victory over the pirating Kremlings. But one sunny day, strange activity was coming from the mobile Crocodile Island. The sorcerer Majora deployed more Subspace army remnants to attack DK Isles and Crocodile Island.

In a treehouse within Congo Jungle, a cerain tie-wearing ape was lounging around. He had just been relaxing for an hour when a chimp wearing a red shirt and hat approached him"DK! Dk, come on, there's trouble!"

"What's up little buddy?" said DK.

The chimp, Diddy replied"The Kremlings are at it again, and some wierdos started popping up around the Island."

"Supspace again? I'm ready to rumble!" said the ape.

With that, Donkey and Diddy Kong left the treehouse to find some monsters making off with the banana hoard. DK was irritated to see this, so the two hurried down to confront a group of Primids. The Primids saw them coming and engaged the two heroes, only to be knocked away by Donkey's powerful techniques.

"Banana Slamma!" cried DK as he charged at the thieving monsters. Diddy followed close behind, ready to help his friend with his Peanut Pop Guns. The new Shadow Soldiers appeared however and accosted the two. DK and Diddy fought bravely, but the shadow warriors were even more formadible then the Subspace Primids from before.

The two were beginning to tire when a PK Rockin' blast obliterated the encroaching Shadow Warriors. Donkey Kong was relieved to see five more of his friends show up, Ness greeted him"Hey, how are you doing?"

"Good to see everyone here, I'm doing dandy, thank you. Did you see those monsters appear on the Island? Diddy just warned me about them" said the Ape.

"Yeah, let's go kick some Subspace!" said Ness.

The group of seven rushed to the beaches of Donkey Kong's island home. As they left, an older ape caught up"Hold up."

"What's up, Cranky?" inquired Donkey Kong.

Cranky Kong replied"It was a good thing I sent Diddy to warn you when I saw the monsters appear out of nowhere, but the island is not the only thing out of control. The Kremlings just kidnapped Dixie and Candy to hold for ransom, and now all of them are under attack by the unknown critters!"

Donkey paled"Oh, no, not Candy. Don't you worry, Cranky, we'll save them!"

"Yeah, you bet!" piped a voice as another small chimp, a huge ape and an orangatan approached.

"Chunky, Lanky, Tiny, glad you can make it" smiled Diddy.

"We couldn't let you hog all the fun, Diddy. Let's go take back my sister and kick some Crocodile butt!" piped Tiny.

Cranky grunted"Well, don't get killed out there! Here, take this with you."

Diddy recieved a sparkling gray gem, the elder Kong explained"This Crystal Coconut may come in handy, now scat and go bash those monsters!"

While Cranky stayed behind, the heroes rushed to Crocodile Island, fighting past many Primids as they went. Link took the time to explain the situation as they went.

"So we're dealing with something worse then Tabuu?" gasped Diddy.

"Yes, but we'll explain more later" replied Ness.

The heroes swam over to Crocodile Island, where they came across some Kremling grunts upon their arrival. Donkey and Chunky smashed the grunts out of the way, clearing the path towards Hideout Helm.

"Stay alert everyone. Majora's forces could be hiding anywhere, what are your thoughts on this, Zelda?" said Ike.

"I can't say for sure, the Primids are familiar enough, but there are definately monsters that we've never encountered before during our fight with the Subspace Emissary" sighed the Hylian Princess.

The group headed farther up the ramp leading to Hideout Helm. As soon as they got there, Link inspected the gap separating them from the entrance to the main Kremling hideout"Looks impassable."

"No need to worry, I can fly over there with my Pigtail Twirl. The rest of you can catch up in that transportation barrel" chirped Tiny, pointing to a floating barrel.

"We may need to take two or three trips" shrugged Diddy.


In Hideout Helm, a pair of Kremling guards were guarding a cage held above one of the chambers of the former power source of the Blast-O-Matic. In the cage, two female apes were held captive by a pair of Kremling grunts and the muscle-bound Krusha.

One of the guards grumbled"Why does the boss still want those bananas? I'd take strawberries in my cereal any day."

"Oh, be quiet you two!" snapped Krusha before the other guard could respond.

Not more then a few moments later, an alarm in the room blared. One of the female Kongs, dressed in pink and sporting a ponytail, addressed her cellmate quietly"Looks like something's got the guards attention. My sister and DK are probably here!"

"What a relief" sighed Dixie's companion.

Dixie knew that King still had leverage over DK until possibly the banana hoard belonged to him, so she glanced at the door"Hm, I have a plan. Candy, can you lend me your hairpin for a minute? I have to get us out of this cell. Krusha's more bark then bite, I can handle him."

"Okay, just be careful" nodded Candy, handing over the requested item.

Dixie reached her tiny arms out the door with the pin and started working the lock as best as she could from inside the cage when she was certain that Krusha and his grunts weren't looking. After a bit of difficulty, Dixie managed to pick the lock.

"Dixie!" called a voice as Diddy Kong rushed into the room, sporting his jetpack.

"Diddy, I'm glad you came. I just about bust myself out of here" grinned Dixie.

"Hold it!" growled a voice as the blue skinned Kremling returned with his grunts.

Diddy pulled out his Peanut Popguns and fired at Krusha's guards, launching himself into the air"Come and get me if you can!"

Dixie jumped out of the cage and landed her feet on one of the two Kremling Grunts. The impact knocked out the guard as Dixie jumped off him and stood before the blue muscle-bound Kremling.

"Dixie, watch out!" called Diddy, spotting a bunch of Sword Primids entering the room.

"Uh-oh" said Dixie, jumping backwards as a Sword Primid slashed at her. Diddy shot down the Primid with a Peanut before directing the rest of his ammunition at Krusher and the remaining Primids. Candy looked on helplessly, her face paled at the sight of the newcomers.

Diddy scarcely had time to reload before a Primid slashed at him. Krusha charged at the male chimp to find himself intercepted by a Feather Arrow to the back of his head.

"Forgetting someone?" chirped a voice as Tiny Kong and her group entered the chamber.

Krusha threw a punch at Chunky, which the Gorilla dodged and countered with a Primate Punch. Krusha stumbled backwards, giving Donkey Kong the opprotunity to unleash a series of punches at the blue Kremling"Banana Slamma!"

Krusha hit the ground hard, knocked out by Donkey Kong. Ike, Link, Zelda, Ness and Paula took the liberty to dispatch the remaining Sword Primids with magic and steel.

Donkey Kong helped Candy out of the cage, while Dixie hugged Diddy"I thought you guys would come save us, thanks. Who are those strangers?"

Diddy flushed"Oh, our human friends here are Ness, Paula, Link, Zelda and Ike. They're here to help us."

"Nice to meet you" said Dixie, nervously addressing the five newcomers.

Ike nodded, then addressed the rest of the group"We're not done here, yet. Donkey, who's the leader of those reptile humanoids?"

"My homeworld's primary nemesis is King K. Rool the head honcho of the Kremlings. He's usually behind those kidnapping and banana-stealing plots" replied DK.

Link nodded, then said"Do you know much about the Crystal Cocunut?"

Tiny shrugged"Don't know much about that old gem, but Cranky probably had a plan of his own because that lizard thought you'd bring the magic Crystal Coconut. We have to defeat K. Rool."

"I hear you, sis" said Dixie.

Donkey addressed Lanky and Chunky"You two should protect Candy and return her to our island."

"But DK, what about you?" frowned Candy, worried.

"I'll be fine, just leave Supspace and the Kremlings to the rest of us" said DK.

As Lanky, Chunky and Candy Kong left Hideout Helm, the remaining heroes proceeded towards the Kremling King's lair. As they entered the next hallway, a voice shouted"Stop right there, soldiers! I demand you hand over your banana horde and the Crystal Cocunut."

"We don't have it you doofus, now stand back or I'll have to slam ya'" said Donkey.

"Who's that guy?" said Ness, glancing at the monstrous looking yellow and brown reptile sporting a army cap.

"That's Klump, one of K. Rool's cronies. But he's not smart enough to tie his own shoes" remarked Diddy.

"You won't get past me" snarled Klump, throwing an orange gerenade at the group. Link skillfully intercepted with an arrow, while Donkey proceeded to pummel Klump into submission.

The group slipped past the unconcious kremling and entered their quarry's lair, only to find King K. Rool nowhere in sight. Tiny was puzzled"Maybe he escaped in that aircraft of his."

"Oh, I wouldn't bet on that" said a voice. Standing in front of the heroes was Dark Link.

Alarmed, the real Link pulled out his sword"What are you after, Dark Link?"

The shadowy man shrugged"I staged this siege on that lazy ape's home world. I make it my mission to hinder you in any way possible, my other half. Surrender, or you might end up with that arrogant coward over there." Dark Link jerked towards where King K. Rool stood in the next room, no more then a trophy.

"Did YOU beat that lizard?" said Diddy, both awestruck and astonished.

Dark Link shrugged"Don't misunderstand, chimp. Sorcerer Majora wants nothing more then the conquest of the worlds of you so-called heroes. I captured the Kremling King while his silly cronies were busy trying to lure the Kongs to their death trap."

"Enough, time to put an end to this" said Link, charging at his dark side with the Master Sword in hand. Dark Link drew his own blade and drove Link back"Fool, did you forget that I am your evil mirror self?"

At that moment, two shadowy masses entered the hideout, covering the unconcious K. Rool and Klump. Dark Link sneered"Your time is up, there are even more doppelgangers then where those in the Mother Universe came from."

"Oh, Yeah? Banana Slamma!"

Dark Link dodged Donkey Kong's punch, while Sword Primids entered the chamber. Following them were shadowy forms of King K. Rool and Klump. Ike and his companions braced themselves for a brutal fight.

Dark Link summoned a portal, sneering as he entered"Sorcerer Majora is truly mighty, better you meet your defeats at my hands. Even if you gain the powers of the Dawn Emblem, even that silly Ashunera will have no choice but to submit to our regime."

"A Goddess would never bow to you, and how do you know of our objective?" said Ike.

"Save your breath, we have to drive Majora's army out of the DK and Crocodile Islands" said Link.

As the Hylian finished speaking, Diddy, Dixie, Ike, Tiny, Ness, Paula and Zelda engaged the Sword Primids in battle. Tiny sniped at the Primids with her Feather Arrows, while the others engaged the monsters in melee combat.

Klump hurled Orange Grenades at Link as he dodged and fired back with arrows on his own. An arrow hit the Kremling on the arm, which made Klump retaliate with a body slam. Link was knocked backwards, but he stood his ground and threw a bomb of his own at the Kremling General.

Donkey Kong and King K. Rool faced off in a brutal contest of strength. Donkey threw a punch, which the Kremling King dodged and retaliated by charging full speed at the ape. Donkey moved out of the way, only for the large Kremling to hurl his pointy crown at Donkey. The ape had no time to get out of the way before he was knocked back.

Nearby, Link was tiring of his standoff against Klump, the Kremling General's hide was thick. Close to the two pairs of duelists, Zelda dispatched a group of Sword Primids with her magic. Seeing Link at a disadvantage, the princess cast Din's Fire at Klump. The fire singed the Kremling General, giving Link the momentum to fire a bomb arrow at Klump.

DK and K. Rool were evenly matched as they continued to fight. But then, an earthquake began to shake within Hideout Helm. Majora's voice screeched"I'm gonna' burn this place down and all of you with it!"

"Majora again? He's such a chicken" sighed Ness, who had bashed a few Sword Primids aside with his Legendary Bat and blasted more with Psi Rockin'.

Another quake knocked K. Rool and Klump down, bonking their heads. The shadowy masses left the two Kremlings' bodies and formed a giant Sword Primid. Link intercepted as it swung it's blade.

Within seconds, K. Rool and Klump woke. The Kremling King growled"What's going on?"

Klump addressed his superior"We were in yet another skirmish against the Kongs, and you'll hate the outcome."

"Monkey touch, coming through" Donkey had jumped as high as he could, pounded Klump's chest with his feet before jumping even higher and landing on K. Rool's head. Link effortlessly took out the Sword Primid with a few expert moves of his own.

"Let's get out of here" said Zelda, casting a wide-range teleport spell on her allies.

Still stunned while Zelda and her group escaped, K. Rool scowled"Agh! Foiled again! Well, next time we'll get you, your banana horde and your friends, Donkey Kong."

"Y-your majesty, we might want to leave now" said Klump, nervously.

"I know that you knucklehead. To the Flying Krock!" shouted the Kremling King. No sooner had he said that however, the ground collapsed beneath the two Kremlings' feet. The two fell through some newly made holes, floor by floor, until they plunged into the sea beneath Crocodile Island.


Back on the shores of DK island, Ike's group met with Cranky, Candy, Chunky and Lanky. Lanky addressed Donkey"Well, we managed to snag back the Banana Hoard and put it back for you, DK. How did it go?"

"Same as always, K. Rool will never beat us" smiled Donkey.

"Well? Was that Crystal Coconut helpful?" demanded Cranky.

"Yep, it was great for my jetpack" grinned Diddy.

Ike frowned"So that Crystal Coconut was merely a power source for Diddy's jetpack. Donkey, was there another kind?"

The ape replied"Yeah, we have a stronger Crystal Coconut."

"Any chance we can borrow it?" inquired Zelda.

"Humph, I don't care as long as the Kremlings don't get a hold of it. Why in blazes do you need it anyway?" demanded the elderly kong.

Link explained the situation as best he could"There is an artifact called the Dawn Emblem, situated in a hidden dimension. It holds the power to supposedly banish the monsters we were fighting earlier."

Cranky grunted"Take care that it dosen't get stolen. The magic crystal coconut is kept in my house."

The heroes and their friends went back to the inner jungles of DK island, Donkey went inside Cranky's hut to gather the magic Crystal Coconut. Paula frowned"Ness, I've been thinking. Majora is deadlier then Giygas from what we experianced, do you think we can defeat him?"

Ness shrugged"We might if we get ahold of the Dawn Emblem like Ike said."

DK returned with the artifact, then said"Take me and Diddy with you, okay? We'll help you beat Majora."

"Donkey, will you be okay? I can't seem to bear it any longer with you putting yourself in danger" said Candy.

Candy's boyfriend smiled"I'll be fine, Candy. We'll be back, you can count on it."

While Donkey and Candy hugged each other, Ike addressed Zelda"So what's the plan next?"

The Hylian Princess replied"We haven't heard word from Yune or anyone else yet. Let's go back to Smash Mansion, we'll take a break for a while for sure."

DK and Diddy joined Link, Zelda, Ike, Ness and Paula as they made read to teleport back to Smash Mansion. Dixie joined the six"Can I help?"

"Sure why not?" smiled her boyfriend.

After saying good bye to Tiny, Chunky, Lanky, Cranky and Candy, Ike's group used the triforce to teleport to headquarters. Tiny sighed"I can't help but feel lonely sometimes without my sister."

"They'll be back" smiled Lanky.


At Majora's lair, the sorcerer admonished Dark Link"You are getting reckless, my friend."

"No more then you, excellency. But with me, the Axem Rangers, and Dark Pit as your commanders, surely our army could still be rendered unbeatable" said Dark Link.

Majora sighed"Well, never you mind."

"Sir" a dark haired winged warrior with a dark tunic appeared"I have stolen what you require."

"Truly? Let me see it" said Majora.

Dark Pit, as Dark Link called him, handed over a purple and orange heart-shaped mask with pointy spikes along it's edges. Dark Link frowned"I watched the Hero of Time's actions, even as I was defeated at the Water Temple. Did he not banish the dark power from the mask?"

Majora smirked"He merely got a taste of what I am capable of myself. Tell me, how goes the invasion of Tellius?"

"The locals are putting up more of a fight then we expected" said a red clad figure, entering the room.

Dark Pit interjected"That is not all. Elibe, Akaenia and Magvell are also facing invasion from Subspace's remnants, and of course our entire army."

Majora stood"I shall restore power to this mask. And let it be known to Link and his friends the true terror of Majora's Mask!"

Dark Link grimaced"We shall see, Ike and Link could still be very formidable opponents."

The Red Axem Ranger addressed Dark Link"I respect your enemy as much as I respect mine. Now, Dark Pit, it is time to press our invasion of magvell."

"You don't have to say it" grimaced the dark winged warrior.


Finally got this chapter set up. Sorry for the wait. As for Dark Pit, I read that he will appear in Kid Icarus: Uprising, but I don't know too much about him. As a result, I might not have been too accurate here.

Oh, and as a bonus, I set up a poll on my profile. If you'd like, please vote for who you want me to pair Ike with at the end of this fic. I may have gotten a suggestion to pair Mia with Rhys here, but that depends. Also, sorry if there was any OOCness.

I might be hinting at Fire Emblem chapters, but those will come after the next one. That's all I'll say for now.

Please feel free to review.