AU: Well, I have to say the feedback from this story was...disheartening I guess you could say... I truly truly hope that everyone who is really interested in this story please try and stick to the end. I've been thinking non stop about this idea for atleast six months.. I would really really appreciate any and all feedback and I hope you all are satisfied with this different tale.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
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Itachi walked around the hallways of the school aimlessly, his normally pristine and groomed ponytail frazzled and knotted, the lines under his eyes were heavy and the lack of sleep clung to his weary eyes. For the last few weeks everyone had been talking about him and Kisame, everything from a romantic love story to a deep and lewd scandal. The news of the pregnancy, and the "mother" being Kisame of all people, caused worry and curiousty among the students.

Itachi, obviously, was the most worried of all. Who would have thought he would be here now: a future father, engaged, and soon a home owner. Finally he and Kisame were able to afford a place of their own that was bigger that the small apartment the weasel called a home. It was a slightly larger Gemini house off of a main street in a coldesack, a rental with a pretty hefty price tag. It wasn't the best house, a fixer upper that would take days of work, but it was big enough to hold their ever growing family.

But there was also a downside to their new lifestyle. Kisame had to drop out of highschooland switch to an online school due to the oncoming stress from the baby. But of course the constant ANNOYING stares from their classmates didn't help.. Itachi sent the onlookers a glare, watching as they scurried out of his way. The weasel sighed and walked out of the school, straightening his tie to head to work. Ever since they found out about the baby Itachi had to start working another part time job to financially support the move, the rent they will have to pay, bills, food, and supplies for the baby.

That's where Itachi's mind went blank. What about the baby? Would it be a boy of girl? Will they look like him or Kisame? Would they develope normally?

And of course... was it even his?

The raven chastised himself. What was he thinking? Of course it was his, Kisame wouldn't... But he did cheat on him... He knew there was a good chance the baby couldn't be his, they hadn't been having that much sex recently... And he had been with Lance...

'No.' Itachi thought to himself, 'I will stay positive about this. Kisame is with me now, he swore to be faithful to me... Besides... The baby is as much mine if any. I'm the one whose going to be taking care of it, so it should be mine.' The Uchiha tried to reason with himself, a dull pain going through his heart even with his reasoning.

Would it be his?
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Sasuke grumbled darkly, sitting at his favorite burger joint with a certain annoying blond. "I just can't believe how stupid he's being Naruto... Nii-san is obviously smarter than this, so why stay with Kisame?"

Naruto sat back and watched his companion, the waves of confusion practically radiating off Sasuke. "Well, wait, how is he even pregnant? Last time I checked, Kisame is a dude."

The young Uchiha shivered slightly at the thought, the tip of his nose twitching up in disgust. "Apparently... Remember this is what Kisame told us so we can't take it too seriously... Apparently he used to be a girl, then he got a sex change his freshman year. So, just ignoring every LOGICAL reasoning when this procedure was performed, the doctors never took his ovaries out, they just kind of did some rearrangement down there and batta bing batta boom, he's pregnant now."

The blond just stared, only one thing coming to mind. "So... How the heck did they...you know, get the fireman down there!"

Sasuke sweatdropped, "I don't know! They didn't go into great detail describing it to me dobe!" He huffed, sitting back in his seat. "...Maybe the doctors took the skin from her breasts and-"

"You know what, I don't want to know anymore."

"You sure? Because it was probably a very educational procedure, when they cut down the-"

"Shut. Up. Teme."
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Itachi arrived back at the apartment later that night, smiling lightly as he walked in. "I'm back~"

Kisame looked up from his spot on the floor, the entire room bare of all furniture. "Welcome home~" the shark smiled, getting up with a small backpack.

The weasel hummed and walked over, kissing his cheek softly. "Is Sasuke ready?.."

Kisame nodded, slinging the bag over his shoulder. "He's just finishing up in the bathroom."Suddenly a door down the hall creaked open and shut, the missing Uchiha walking out to meet them.

Kisame chuckled, "Speak of the little devil."

Sasuke pouted slightly and hugged Itachi around the waist. "Welcome home, can we leave now?"

Itachi chuckled at his brother's behavior and nodded, going to the kitchen counter to grab a small plastic bag full of his own belongings. "Yes, everyone pile in the truck and I'll get us to the new house."

Sasuke smiled wide and hurried out of the apartment to his brother's truck, happy to finally be out of the cramped place. Kisame followed after him after making sure he grabbed everything, tugging the back of his shirt down as he walked down the stairs. Itachi took one last look around their apartment, the memories of past birthday parties, late nights spent playing video games, and even hurried science experiments being performed practically clinging to the walls. He sighed softly and walked out, heading off to a new home and a new life.
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