AN: Sigh, this is the second to last chapter. I have loved writing this, a lot. I have the last chapter already written out, so when I post it depends on you. REVIEW!

Luke: I hate this chapter!

Meg: That's just cuz you aren't as annoying in this one

Luke: I know. It's sad

Ann: At least you don't look like an idiot.

Harry: But idiot Luke was funny!

Meg: Bad Harry, say you're sorry.

Harry: Sorry Luke :(

Meg: Now what do you say, Luke?

Luke: I forgive you Harry.

Ann: GOOD BOYS! Now's here's some candy.

Luke: YAY!

Harry: THANKS!

Luke and Harry: *run off with candy*

Meg: *sigh* now that that's over…

Ann: We don't own Star Wars

Meg: Hey! I wanted to say that!

Ann: Too late now.

Meg: Grrrrr…

Ann: Okay then… I'll just reply to our wonderful reviewers….

Meg: Grrrr…..


Katsumi Hatake: Okay *gives back lightsaber*. But no killing! XD We are all immature in our own ways. I HAVE MADE UP VOICES IN MY HEAD, HOW'S THAT FOR IMMATURE! MWA HA HA!

Lady Firewing: It is an obsession (sorry Wolf Skater, but it's true). I admit, I'm obsessed with my phone. It is with me 24/7, even when it's charging. I sit next to it and watch the back blink. Blink. Blink. It's hypnotizing!

CloverHeart609: I hope it isn't too confusing. Ahh, Luke and his Temper tantrums… I should know, *glares where Harry and Luke ran off too with candy* the little brat!

Master Esso Antos: Why, THANKS!

ZandaraSmith17: Yay! More giggling! That doesn't look right. The spelling is weird.

xxxRavensClawxxx: I think so… Lemme check, *walks to virtual fridge* *opens door and looks around* THERE IT IS! *pulls out cake* It's stale, but here you go. *gives cake*

EmeraldEyedJedi: I admit, I almost had Mara chop off Luke's head instead of Vader's, but Luke is too adorable for that kind of ending. I like mine better, just wait till u see it.

Ayy Kaim: Yeah, she's annoying (no offense Aaylakit).But all Skywalkers have a reason to be crazy, except Leia. You will find my reasoning in the next chapter!.

AaylaKit: No offense, right? Please say none taken! (If you have no clue what I am talking about, forget I mentioned it.) I love writing Luke's lines. THANKS!

WolfSkater: Yay! I will take that as a mega-compliment! That's great!


Luke has logged on

Skyguy has logged on

Ben has logged on

Luke: Hi Ben!

Skyguy: Who's Ben?

Luke: ol' Ben Kenobi

Skyguy: Are you a relative of Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Ben: I haven't heard that name in a long time…

Luke: I called you that an hour ago. O_o

Ben: May the Force be with you

Ben has logged off

Skyguy: Well, that was weird

Luke: That was Ben.

Han has logged on

Han: What we talkin' 'bout?

Luke: Ben?

Han: Him, he's crazy!

Skyguy: I understand why you say that.

Kenobi has logged on

Luke: Ben?

Han: That ain't Ben. He has a different username.

Kenobi: Who's Ben?

Skyguy: Obi-Wan? Is that you?

Kenobi: Yeah, it's me. Anakin?

Skyguy: Yes….

Kenobi: Why is your username Skyguy?

Skyguy: Why is yours Kenobi?

Kenobi: Apparently, the dash isn't allowed.

Skyguy: Oh. That makes sense.

Luke: Who's this?

Skyguy: This is Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Han: so, the past form of Ben.

Skyguy: Yep.

Kenobi: Would anyone like to explain what is going on?

Luke: …

Han: …

Skyguy: Really? You two are such children.

Skyguy: Okay, my name is Skyguy because my past self took the name Anakin Skywalker and my future self took the name Darth Vader and my future children are here annoying me like… something really annoying… and my son has mental problems and some pilot is here wasting time because I don't know why and your future self is here being really cryptic.

Luke: Nice wording. You missed something though

Skyguy: Oh yeah! Palpitine is the Emperor and has plans to conquer the Universe by making me his apprentice. And Ahsoka. Ahsoka's here too.

Han: I think that's it. Oh, Leia's coming. Gotta go follow her, see you later!

Luke: Good Luck!

Han: Thanks, kid

Han has logged off

Luke: She's gonna kill him one of these days.

Skyguy: Obi-Wan, you've been silent. Something confusing you.

Kenobi: Anakin, are you sure you are all right. I know this great phycologist if you're having problems. I know the stress of being a jedi can get to some people.

Skyguy: I don't have problems, if anyone here does, it's Luke.

Luke: Yeah! Wait…

Kenobi: *sigh* Anakin, I'm not sure about this. It could be dangerous.

Skyguy: Don't worry master. It's fine.

Luke: I'm choosing to ignore your comment about me having mental problems. I'll just take it out on Vadey when he gets here.

Kenobi: Vadey?

Skyguy: My future self. Luke, how do you know he'll be here.

Luke: I just know.

Luke: 3…

Luke: 2…

Luke: 1…

Vader has logged on

Luke: HA! Told you so.

Vader: What's going on?

Kenobi: Well, have fun kids. I can't take this. I'm leaving before my 'future self' gets here.

Kenobi has logged off

Vader: Was that…?

Skyguy: Yep.

Luke: Does he realize his future self had already left?

Skyguy: I don't think he does.

Luke: Oh.

Skyguy: Luke, you seem much better today. Have your therapy sessions been paying off?

Vader: What therapy sessions?

Luke: Yep, they've helped a ton. Turns out that when I fell down that shaft-thing, you remember Vadey, when you told me the truth, I hit my head or something.

Skyguy: Did they fix the problem?

Luke: Yep, they preformed an operation or two on my brain, and TA DA! All better!

Leia has logged on

Leia: Okay, who's on other than Luke?

Luke: Why do you automatically assume I'm on?

Leia: Even though you aren't insane anymore, a fact of which is amazing, you still have habits

Luke: Still, what if I wasn't on? Huh? What about that?

Leia: I don't know. It hasn't happened yet, so no need to worry.

Luke: Humph! That's so not fair.

Leia: Yeah it is!

Luke: No, it's not!

Leia: Yeah it is!

Luke: No, it's not!

Skyguy: STOP FIGHTING!

Luke: …

Leia: …

Skyguy: That's better!

Luke: :P

Skyguy: I see you are also normally a bit crazy.

Leia: He is. The fall just increased it.

Luke: Hey!

Luke: Oh, yeah! I forgot to be affended by that statement earlier!

Luke: DAD!

Vader: Yes, my son?

Skyguy: *sigh* WHAT!

Luke: This is for Vader, actally.

Skyguy: Good for him.

Leia: Well…. OH NO IT'S HAN!

Leia: Bye, you guys.

Leia has logged off

Luke: Vader, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME MENTALLY INSANE, even if it's true. YOU ARE CRUEL!

Vader: You already hate me anyways, please stop yelling.

Skyguy: You hate me?

Luke: No, I don't

Vader: So, you really don't hate me.

Luke: I hate the things you do!

Vader: Oh, well that's a relief. Now you can overthrow the Emperor and join me and we will rule the galaxy!

Luke: See, right there, that's what I hate. I WILL NEVER JOIN THE DARK SIDE!

Vader: awwwww! I was so close that time.

Luke: No, you were not!

Skyguy: Well, at least he is persistent.

Luke: Yeah. I guess.

Skyguy: I'm gonna go kill Palpatine. I don't like the way my life turned out.

Luke: You go do that.

Skyguy: I will!

Skyguy has logged off

Vader: NO WAIT! He's gonna destroy me.

Vader: Oh well, better go pack up for my trip to nonexistence.

Vader has logged off

Luke: Well, that's depressing. OH LOOK, it's a bright light.

Luke: Pretty light!

Luke: I'm gonna go check out that light.

Luke: Maybe get its phone number or something.

Luke: PRETTY LIGHT WAIT FOR ME!

Luke has logged off.