Music ( to the tune of "Bonjour" from "Beauty and the Beast")

Sung by the cast of The Phantom of the Opera:

Erik:

Music

It is what I live for

That, and of course, Christine

The Conductor:

Music

It's what makes

Carlotta so mean…

Everyone:

MUSIC!

MUSIC!

MUSIC!

MUSIC!

MUSIC!

Madame Giry:

There go the dancers

Gossiping like always

and Carlotta complaining

about nothing…

and right there is Christine

who is not what she seems

her teacher really quite intriguing…

Raoul:

Look there

She is

Christine Daae

Look there

She is upon the stage

And there

Is the

Opera ghost

Killing Joseph Buquet in a jealous rage…

Meg:

Now it no wonder

Christine got the part

Her voice is really quite fine.

But still I wonder why

She went with him tonight

Oh, crap! I'm out of wine…

Chorus:

Look there

He goes

Isn't he creepy?

The Phantom

Of the Opera

I wonder why

He's teaching Christine

All this gossip is making me sleepy…

Christine (to the Phantom):

I want to perform in front of all of Paris

I want it more than I can tell

But I need to ask

What is behind the mask

What is it your afraid of?

Phantom (to Christine):

Why don't you just mind your own business?

Haven't you tortured me enough?

Do you want to go with me

Or with Raoul de Chagny?

Make your Choice before I get tough…

Christine:

Why do you go on killing

When no one has hurt you?

Now let me live my life

Before I hit you with a broom…

All:

Well what have we here

A lunatic?

Why don't you let her live her own life?

You're as ugly as an ox

So get some Botox

Yes you really are nuts

A genius, but still nuts

Go back to writing the music of the night!