Josue: To all of my readers….I'M SORRY!( bows down to readers)

Omote: sorry everybody, he's been gone for a few days and hasn't had a chance to write or update, and when he got back he didn't have internet.

Ura: The only way he's even putting this up is his friend was nice enough to let him use his computer

Josue:Even though I asked him to put up a warning that I wouldn't be able to write for a while

Jesus:Dude, im sorry. But you did forget to tell your readers on your file that you were going on trip!

Josue: I know(Goes into emo corner)

Ura&Omote: Stop making him feel worse!

Jesus: OK, sorry!

Josue: anyway, to try and make up for it, I'm putting up a little omake, if you can call it that

Jesus:Its pretty much a back and forth between me and him on my reviews on his stories and his replies. Which I told you man are fucking hilarious

Josue:Well enjoy people, and please bear with me till I get my internet back. But I did finish with ch. 7 and hopefully 8 by the time I post

Ura:And if your not patient I'l come to your house and-

Josue:Ura, im trying to apalogize, not

Review Ch.1

Moka: "Sorry but I'm playing with Josue right now."

Me[Out of No where]: "Bow Chika Bow Wow!"

Josue[Wacks me on the head Hard]: "Jesús get out of my story. and what did I tell you about the bow chika bow wows."

Me[Half Dead]: "S-sorry. you set it up, I had to use it. good chapter though."

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Me:I had the feeling that would come up
Outer Moka: What was so funny about what i said? I am playing with you
Me: Ah Moka [pets her head] how i envy that innocence of yours
Outer Moka: ok...um who was that person?
Me: this one?[holds up a half dead Jesus] a friends of mine, he's a bit perverted but he's funny
Outer Moka: so he's like Gin?
Jesus: Hey![wakes up] I do not peep on girls
Gin: what about peeping[appears from no where holding his camera]
Me: false alarm gin. just go wait till your appearance[hears loud crash]and can someone get Inner Moka her cookie!
Outer Moka:[munches on cookie]

Me:...

Jesus:dude she's got her cookie, and why does inner Moka want-
Me:It's made from my blood, and Outer Moka, what did i tell you about taking cookies?
Outer Moka:[goes chibi]but... it smelled so delicious
Jesus:Chibi![tries running towards Moka but is held back]dude let go!
Me:[walks him on the head again to knock him out] Moka, i'll bring you one later, just run. i'll keep inner occupied
Outer Moka:eep![backs away slowly]
Me:...she's behind me isnt she?
Inner Moka: yes she is. now were's my-
Me:[grabs her head and sticks it on his neck] *she's so gonna drain me dry*
Inner Moka: [holds his head and starts sucking out blood]
Outer Moka: hey! i want some too![ tries to grab me but Inner moka dodges]
Inner Moka: Mine![runs away with me on her shoulder]
Me:it's times like these i wish i would pass out from making those cookies

Review

in the pre-word...

Inner Moka: "Well he's not trying hard enough!"

Me[out of nowhere]: "Bow Chika Bow Wow!"

[Inner Moka kicks me and everyone ignores it and keeps going with the chapter.]

towards the end of the chapter...

Canterbury: "They always say kind things, but will quickly change into cruel monsters once you let them in."

Me[Out of nowhere again]: "Bow Chika Bow Wow!"

[Canterbury Stabs me but misses vital spots. Everyone ignores it and continues with the chapter]

After the Chapter...

Josue: "Man dude. Your so stupid."

Me[dying very slowly]: "Sorry...two...easily spoted...Bow Chika Bow Wow's...that had to...be used."

Josue: "Was it Worth it?"

Me[Fully Recovered from adrenaline Rush of Answer]: "HELL YEAH IT WAS WORTH IT AND THEY WILL KEEP BEING WORTH IT!"

[Moka out of nowhere, Kicks me.]

[Canterbury Freaking out] "A MAN!" [Stabs me again]

Josue: "you really are stupid."

Me:[half dead again] "Like I said worth it"

Josue: "Wait wasn't this a review?"

Me: "Good chapters!"[Pass out]

Josue: "I guess third one is the charm."

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-Backstage for story work-
Josue:...the idiot just doesn't know when to give up. then again im no different(picks him up and drags him to sick bay)(walks in and see's Gin in a full body cast crying)What did I tell you?
Gin:shut up
Josue:was it worth it?
Gin:barely, they were the one's she was wearing at the time. They were warm and soft
Jesus:Bow...chicka...bow wow(says it unconsciously)
Josue:...no comment(tosses him onto bed next to gin)
Gin:who's this guy?
Josue: a fellow pervert, just not to your degree
Gin:well we perverts have to stick together(says in inspirational leader voice)
Josue:I'll admit i can be a pervert but so is everybody else. oh and as for sticking together, I have to go.

Gin:Why?

Josue:don't you remember the promise i and the Moka's made?
(Loud crash is heard and yelling)
Gin:What in all things sexy and lewd was that?
Josue:inner Moka is trying to keep her promise, and im guessing outer is trying to calm her down. She doesn't have to be so aggressive about it. in fact when its just us 3 she's usually very-(Inner Moka busts in sending door into Jesus's crotch)
Jesus:(wakes up and screams out like a female opera singer)
Josue & Gin:(cringe)poor bastard(Do the pervert salute)
UraMoka:Josue!(grabs me and brings me to her face)you're supposed to be working!
Omote Moka:(runs in pushes us apart)Calm down ura-chan!
Josue:Listen Ura i was goin to work but i had to bring numb nuts here(points to jesus) to the sick bay(Tone becomes scolding)which was your doing by the way
Ura:(flinches and calms down, but with a slightly sad face)...
Josue:...*sigh*(pets her head)come on lets go back to work(smiles)
Omote Moka:Yeah!(jumps happily)
Ura Moka:...(crosses her arms and nods head approvingly)
Josue:Lets go(walks out with both girls)
Gin:...HOW DOES HE DO THAT!
Kurumu:(walks in and glares at him)Because he respects us!(Drop kicks his nuts and walks out)
Gin:(crying)Why dont you just kill me?

(Those who read my pre-word of chapter 6 will get why gins like that)

Josue: Hope you guys enjoyed this

Omote:Im sure they did

Ura:And if they didn't I could-

Josue: (Holds cookie under her nose and she becomes like a puppy) calm down

Ura: (Whimpers and sits in chair)(Gives him puppy eyes)

Josue:Good vampire(Gives her cookie)

Omote: (Whimpers and gives him puppy eyes)cookie(Does cutesy voice)

Josue:Fine(gives her cookie) man im just a pushover

Jesus:Usually with girls

Josue:Only certain ones. And shouldn't you be in sick bay?

Jesus:Shhhh, my balls don't know that

Josue: (Upper cuts him into air and does lion barrage on his balls) Stretcher!

Jesus: (Being carried away) Fuck…you…(Flips him off) I'll be back(goes terminator/Nero style)

Josue: Enjoy your day