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A/N: Sorry this took so long. Thank you all for your requests! Really strong language in this one. I made this a #1 because I MIGHT do this again, but probably not. Just in case. Well, here they are, the requests:


Feburary 21st, 2016, 1:09 P.M
Private Chatroom: Garmarye's
Conversation between Magnifi, Zak, Valant, Thalassa, Apollo and Trucy
Requested by thePhonyOversized. (Takes place in 2 different timelines)

MagniAwesome: Alright gentlemen, and Thalassa, we need a new act.

ZakAttack: Don't you think our acts are good enough already?

MagniAwesome: No. If we keep using the same acts the people will get bored. We need a whole new act to keep it fresh.

ValantRulez: I think we need an act that involves more me.

ZakAttack: We already have plenty of acts that involve plenty of you, Valant.

ValantRulez: Mmm…No I defiantly think there should be more me.

Thalassa: So what did you have in mind for this new act, Daddy?

MagniAwesome: I call it "Zak & Valant's Quick-Draw Shootem."

ZakAttack: Sounds promising.

ValantRulez: Mmm…Yeah, no….

ValantRulez: Yeah I think my name should be first.

ZakAttack: Shut the hell up, Valant.

Thalassa: So what do we do?

MagniAwesome: Basically what happens is Zak and Valant shoot at you with pistols.

Thalassa: ._. I don't think I like this act.

ValantRulez: I know not enough me.

ZakAttack: Shut the hell up, Valant!

MagniAwesome: Don't worry my dear, they're only prop guns. You'll be in no actual danger.

Thalassa: I hope so…

ValantRulez: …So anyone wanna talk about me?

ZakAttack: Shut the hell up, Valant!

Feburary 21st, 2027, 1:45 P.M

Magic_Panties: You know, we should start Troupe Garmarye again!

Lamiroir: I don't think that'd be the best idea, dear.

Magic_Panties: But why not? It'd be awesome! Me, you, Uncle Valant and Polly!

ChordsOfSteel: Huh?

Magic_Panties: Well, yeah! You're one of us! You're a natural born magician!

ChordsOfSteel: Um, I think I'll stick with being a lawyer for now…

Magic_Panties: Well the offer is always open.

ChordsOfSteel: I'll consider it…

Lamiroir: You know…this was the day "Zak & Valant's Quick-Draw Shootem" was thought up by your grandfather.

ChordsOfSteel: Wasn't that the trick where you were, err, shot?

Lamiroir: Yes…

ValantRulez: I'm sure that was all Zak. I'm too awesome to kill anyone.

Lamiroir: Shut the hell up, Valant!

ValantRulez: Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess!

ChordsOfSteel: That joke is so chapter 5.

Magic_Panties: Yeah, get with the times.

ValantRulez: T_T Well at least I have chicken.

April 24th, 2018, 4:10 P.M
Private Chatroom: EMERGENCY!
Conversation between Edgeworth, Phoenix and Gumshoe
Requested by Cravat of Doom

IObject2U entered the chatroom

GummyBear entered the chatroom

JusticeScales: What took you so long! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!

IObject2U: Yeesh, calm down! Just tell us what's wrong.

GummyBear: I'll get my men right on it! Whatever it is!

JusticeScales: It's Pesu! He's gone MISSING!

GummyBear: OH NO! D:

IObject2U: Pesu? You mean your dog?

JusticeScales: No my capybara YES MY DOG!

GummyBear: What's a capybara?

JusticeScales: Some kinda rodent.

IObject2U: I see…

GummyBear: Don't worry, sir! I'll put up a thousand posters and gather some men in the force to find him!

IObject2U: I don't think the police need to be involved in this…

JusticeScales: You're right…

JusticeScales: What am I saying! YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG, WRIGHT! Gumshoe, gather the troops!

GummyBear: Got it, sir! I'll be back!

GummyBear left the chatroom

IObject2U: You've lost your mind, Edgeworth.

JusticeScales: …You know something Wright? Fuck you.

IObject2U: ._.

JusticeScales: You've never had someone to love like I've had Pesu! That dog's been my best friend for years!

IObject2U: I actually have loved. I've had a girlfriend while you've been single your entire life.

JusticeScales: …Once again, fuck you.

IObject2U: You need to calm down and cool it with the language, man.

JusticeScales: Yeah, you're right…

JusticeScales: Oh my god!

IObject2U: Oh god don't curse at me again! D:

JusticeScales: No! Pesu! I found him!

IObject2U: Really, he came back?

JusticeScales: Technically, no.

IObject2U: ?

JusticeScales: I heard barking coming from my closet, opened it up and there Pesu was!

IObject2U: …

IObject2U: That raises so many questions.

JusticeScales: Which I'm not going to answer.

GummyBear entered the chatroom

GummyBear: OK, done! I've got most of the police department looking for your dog! I had to take a little pay cut in order to authorize this, but it's worth it for you, sir!

IObject2U: He found the dog.

GummyBear: …What?

JusticeScales: Yup, he was in my home the entire time. :)

GummyBear: Oh…

GummyBear: Well I'm going to call off the search then…and maybe…cry in the corner for a little while.

JusticeScales: K, have fun.

GummyBear left the chatroom

IObject2U: You're a dick.

JusticeScales: No, he's Dick.

IObject2U: T_T Ha ha.

April 21st, 2019, 6:00 P.M
Chatroom #3
Conversation between Edgeworth, Kay, Gumshoe, Larry, Wendy and Ema
"Requested" by Golden-Owl

Yatagarasu_II: And that's how I saved the little capybaras. :)

GummyBear: Cool! But, uh, what happened to the little girl with the hair disorder?

Yatagarasu_II: That's a different story.

JusticeScales: …Why do I talk to you people?

Yatagarasu_II: Because you love us. :D

JusticeScales: …No that's not it.

Yatagarasu_II: T_T

TheSteelSamurai entered the chatroom

GummyBear: Who the heck is the Steel Samurai?

Yatagarasu_II: The Steel Samurai: Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo husband of The Pink Princess father of the Iron Infant THINK GUMMY!

GummyBear: No, I mean whose the guy in the chatroom CALLED TheSteelSamurai.

Yatagarasu_II: You know, I think I heard that 'TheSteelSamurai' is the official account for the show. They do it to promote the show and other appearances. :)

GummyBear: So you think this the actually Steel Samurai? Will Powers?

Yatagarasu_II: I think so. :D

TheSteelSamurai: Yup, it's me, Will Powers. :D

JusticeScales: Holy crap…

TheSteelSamurai: ?

JusticeScales: HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO AWESOME I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN OF THE STEEL SAMURAI YOU ARE A GOD I CAN'T BELIVE I'M TALKING TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU AGAIN I MEAN.

Yatagarasu_II: ._.

GummyBear: ._.

Yatagarasu_II: ROFL. xD!

GummyBear: xD I didn't realize you were such a fanboy, sir.

JusticeScales: SHUT UP I'M TALKING TO THE STEEL SAMURAI!

TheSteelSamurai: xD Gotcha, Edgey!

JusticeScales: …What?

TheSteelSamurai: It's me, Larry! Larry Butz!

JusticeScales: …What?

Yatagarasu_II: Hey Larry! :D What're you doing on the Steel Samurai's account?

TheSteelSamurai: I got hired to do another show as the Steel Samurai so the people at Global Studios gave me the password to this account so I can advertise it.

JusticeScales: LARRYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I'm going to kill you!

TheSteelSamurai: D:!

Yatagarasu_II: You wouldn't want to kill the Steel Samurai, Mr. Edgeworth. I mean you are his biggest fan and all.

JusticeScales: Shut up!

ThePinkPrincess entered the chatroom

GummyBear: OK, first Larry is TheSteelSamurai, now there's a Pink Princess…

Yatagarasu_II: Hey Larry, you know who ThePinkPrincess is?

TheSteelSamurai: Not sure. They didn't tell me who they cast to play her.

GummyBear: What do you think, sir?

JusticeScales: Shush. I'm using Logic.

GummyBear: …

JusticeScales: If Larry got cast again by Global Studios, that would mean the other actors of the Embassy show must a reprised their roles.

JusticeScales: Which means the Pink Princess is…

ThePinkPrincess: EDGEY-POO!

JusticeScales: NNGGOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!

ThePinkPrincess: What's with that loud internet scream, Edgey-poo? And honestly, how could you cuss at a sweet old lady! Have you no soul!

ThePinkPrincess: Speaking of people with no soul, these stupid executives are making me shamelessly advertise their stupid show all over the web!

ThePinkPrincess: How could they make me use this screen name, too? I feel slimy using it! I would much rather use my screen name, CutiePie12! But no, I have to use this stupid screen name!

ThePinkPrincess: I would quit, but you know, the adoring fans. That reminds me Edgey-poo, do you want tickets to my new show? I could get you the best seats in the house!

Yatagarasu_II: Oh god she even types fast! D:

GummyBear: How is it possible to type that fast!

ScienceFreak39: If we use science we can find the answer!

JusticeScales: Ema…is that you?

ScienceFreak39: Why yes it is!

Yatagarasu_II: Hi Ema! :D

JusticeScales: Have you been spying on our conversation this entre time?

ScienceFreak39: What! NO!
ThePinkPrincess: How dare you stalk my Edgey-poo like that! Honestly, it's creepy when some per on the internet like you comes along and stalks us!

ThePinkPrincess: Honestly, you should just back off! You can't have my Edgey-poo! He's mine you hear me! All mine! That goes for that Kay girl as well!

ThePinkPrincess: You should just fall in a ditch, and I'll help you! Where do you live! WHERE DO YOU LIVE!

ScienceFreak39: STOP! I wasn't stalking anyone!

ScienceFreak39: I was in this chatroom and I had somewhere to be but I didn't log out so when I got back I saw you guys on! That's all!

ThePinkPrincess: Yeesh, OK. No need for all the exclamation points.

ScineceFreak39: …

GummyBear: Hey Mr. Edgeworth, your birthday is coming up, right?

JusticeScales: Yeah…

GummyBear: Well, since you're such a Steel Samurai fanboy, I'm gonna get you a Steel Samurai doll!

JusticeScales: Huh?

GummyBear left the chatroom

TheSteelSamurai: That sounds like an awesome idea! I'm gonna do it too!

JusticeScales: Huh? Huh?

TheSteelSamurai left the chatroom

Yatagarasu_II: Hey, maybe I should get you a Steel Samurai-based gift too!

ScineceFreak39: Maybe I could help! We'll meet up and share a gift.

Yatagarasu_II: Sounds like a plan!

JusticeScales: Huh? Huh? Huh?

ThePinkPrincess: Oh Edgey-poo! I'm going to buy you a Steel Samurai outfit so we could be together!

JusticeScales: Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

ThePinkPrincess left the chatroom

Yatagarasu_II: Well, I think we should head off too.

ScineceFreak39: Yeah, we need to tell the world Miles Edgeworth is a closet SS fan!

Yatagarasu_II: Let's do it!

JusticeScales: OBJECTION!


A/N: Needless to say Gumshoe gets a pay deduction.