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A/N: Sorry this took so long. Thank you all for your requests! Really strong language in this one. I made this a #1 because I MIGHT do this again, but probably not. Just in case. Well, here they are, the requests:
Feburary 21st, 2016, 1:09 P.M
Private Chatroom: Garmarye's
Conversation between Magnifi, Zak, Valant, Thalassa, Apollo and Trucy
Requested by thePhonyOversized. (Takes place in 2 different timelines)
MagniAwesome: Alright gentlemen, and Thalassa, we need a new act.
ZakAttack: Don't you think our acts are good enough already?
MagniAwesome: No. If we keep using the same acts the people will get bored. We need a whole new act to keep it fresh.
ValantRulez: I think we need an act that involves more me.
ZakAttack: We already have plenty of acts that involve plenty of you, Valant.
ValantRulez: Mmm…No I defiantly think there should be more me.
Thalassa: So what did you have in mind for this new act, Daddy?
MagniAwesome: I call it "Zak & Valant's Quick-Draw Shootem."
ZakAttack: Sounds promising.
ValantRulez: Mmm…Yeah, no….
ValantRulez: Yeah I think my name should be first.
ZakAttack: Shut the hell up, Valant.
Thalassa: So what do we do?
MagniAwesome: Basically what happens is Zak and Valant shoot at you with pistols.
Thalassa: ._. I don't think I like this act.
ValantRulez: I know not enough me.
ZakAttack: Shut the hell up, Valant!
MagniAwesome: Don't worry my dear, they're only prop guns. You'll be in no actual danger.
Thalassa: I hope so…
ValantRulez: …So anyone wanna talk about me?
ZakAttack: Shut the hell up, Valant!
Feburary 21st, 2027, 1:45 P.M
Magic_Panties: You know, we should start Troupe Garmarye again!
Lamiroir: I don't think that'd be the best idea, dear.
Magic_Panties: But why not? It'd be awesome! Me, you, Uncle Valant and Polly!
ChordsOfSteel: Huh?
Magic_Panties: Well, yeah! You're one of us! You're a natural born magician!
ChordsOfSteel: Um, I think I'll stick with being a lawyer for now…
Magic_Panties: Well the offer is always open.
ChordsOfSteel: I'll consider it…
Lamiroir: You know…this was the day "Zak & Valant's Quick-Draw Shootem" was thought up by your grandfather.
ChordsOfSteel: Wasn't that the trick where you were, err, shot?
Lamiroir: Yes…
ValantRulez: I'm sure that was all Zak. I'm too awesome to kill anyone.
Lamiroir: Shut the hell up, Valant!
ValantRulez: Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess!
ChordsOfSteel: That joke is so chapter 5.
Magic_Panties: Yeah, get with the times.
ValantRulez: T_T Well at least I have chicken.
April 24th, 2018, 4:10 P.M
Private Chatroom: EMERGENCY!
Conversation between Edgeworth, Phoenix and Gumshoe
Requested by Cravat of Doom
IObject2U entered the chatroom
GummyBear entered the chatroom
JusticeScales: What took you so long! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!
IObject2U: Yeesh, calm down! Just tell us what's wrong.
GummyBear: I'll get my men right on it! Whatever it is!
JusticeScales: It's Pesu! He's gone MISSING!
GummyBear: OH NO! D:
IObject2U: Pesu? You mean your dog?
JusticeScales: No my capybara YES MY DOG!
GummyBear: What's a capybara?
JusticeScales: Some kinda rodent.
IObject2U: I see…
GummyBear: Don't worry, sir! I'll put up a thousand posters and gather some men in the force to find him!
IObject2U: I don't think the police need to be involved in this…
JusticeScales: You're right…
JusticeScales: What am I saying! YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG, WRIGHT! Gumshoe, gather the troops!
GummyBear: Got it, sir! I'll be back!
GummyBear left the chatroom
IObject2U: You've lost your mind, Edgeworth.
JusticeScales: …You know something Wright? Fuck you.
IObject2U: ._.
JusticeScales: You've never had someone to love like I've had Pesu! That dog's been my best friend for years!
IObject2U: I actually have loved. I've had a girlfriend while you've been single your entire life.
JusticeScales: …Once again, fuck you.
IObject2U: You need to calm down and cool it with the language, man.
JusticeScales: Yeah, you're right…
JusticeScales: Oh my god!
IObject2U: Oh god don't curse at me again! D:
JusticeScales: No! Pesu! I found him!
IObject2U: Really, he came back?
JusticeScales: Technically, no.
IObject2U: ?
JusticeScales: I heard barking coming from my closet, opened it up and there Pesu was!
IObject2U: …
IObject2U: That raises so many questions.
JusticeScales: Which I'm not going to answer.
GummyBear entered the chatroom
GummyBear: OK, done! I've got most of the police department looking for your dog! I had to take a little pay cut in order to authorize this, but it's worth it for you, sir!
IObject2U: He found the dog.
GummyBear: …What?
JusticeScales: Yup, he was in my home the entire time. :)
GummyBear: Oh…
GummyBear: Well I'm going to call off the search then…and maybe…cry in the corner for a little while.
JusticeScales: K, have fun.
GummyBear left the chatroom
IObject2U: You're a dick.
JusticeScales: No, he's Dick.
IObject2U: T_T Ha ha.
April 21st, 2019, 6:00 P.M
Chatroom #3
Conversation between Edgeworth, Kay, Gumshoe, Larry, Wendy and Ema
"Requested" by Golden-Owl
Yatagarasu_II: And that's how I saved the little capybaras. :)
GummyBear: Cool! But, uh, what happened to the little girl with the hair disorder?
Yatagarasu_II: That's a different story.
JusticeScales: …Why do I talk to you people?
Yatagarasu_II: Because you love us. :D
JusticeScales: …No that's not it.
Yatagarasu_II: T_T
TheSteelSamurai entered the chatroom
GummyBear: Who the heck is the Steel Samurai?
Yatagarasu_II: The Steel Samurai: Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo husband of The Pink Princess father of the Iron Infant THINK GUMMY!
GummyBear: No, I mean whose the guy in the chatroom CALLED TheSteelSamurai.
Yatagarasu_II: You know, I think I heard that 'TheSteelSamurai' is the official account for the show. They do it to promote the show and other appearances. :)
GummyBear: So you think this the actually Steel Samurai? Will Powers?
Yatagarasu_II: I think so. :D
TheSteelSamurai: Yup, it's me, Will Powers. :D
JusticeScales: Holy crap…
TheSteelSamurai: ?
JusticeScales: HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO AWESOME I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN OF THE STEEL SAMURAI YOU ARE A GOD I CAN'T BELIVE I'M TALKING TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU AGAIN I MEAN.
Yatagarasu_II: ._.
GummyBear: ._.
Yatagarasu_II: ROFL. xD!
GummyBear: xD I didn't realize you were such a fanboy, sir.
JusticeScales: SHUT UP I'M TALKING TO THE STEEL SAMURAI!
TheSteelSamurai: xD Gotcha, Edgey!
JusticeScales: …What?
TheSteelSamurai: It's me, Larry! Larry Butz!
JusticeScales: …What?
Yatagarasu_II: Hey Larry! :D What're you doing on the Steel Samurai's account?
TheSteelSamurai: I got hired to do another show as the Steel Samurai so the people at Global Studios gave me the password to this account so I can advertise it.
JusticeScales: LARRYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I'm going to kill you!
TheSteelSamurai: D:!
Yatagarasu_II: You wouldn't want to kill the Steel Samurai, Mr. Edgeworth. I mean you are his biggest fan and all.
JusticeScales: Shut up!
ThePinkPrincess entered the chatroom
GummyBear: OK, first Larry is TheSteelSamurai, now there's a Pink Princess…
Yatagarasu_II: Hey Larry, you know who ThePinkPrincess is?
TheSteelSamurai: Not sure. They didn't tell me who they cast to play her.
GummyBear: What do you think, sir?
JusticeScales: Shush. I'm using Logic.
GummyBear: …
JusticeScales: If Larry got cast again by Global Studios, that would mean the other actors of the Embassy show must a reprised their roles.
JusticeScales: Which means the Pink Princess is…
ThePinkPrincess: EDGEY-POO!
JusticeScales: NNGGOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!
ThePinkPrincess: What's with that loud internet scream, Edgey-poo? And honestly, how could you cuss at a sweet old lady! Have you no soul!
ThePinkPrincess: Speaking of people with no soul, these stupid executives are making me shamelessly advertise their stupid show all over the web!
ThePinkPrincess: How could they make me use this screen name, too? I feel slimy using it! I would much rather use my screen name, CutiePie12! But no, I have to use this stupid screen name!
ThePinkPrincess: I would quit, but you know, the adoring fans. That reminds me Edgey-poo, do you want tickets to my new show? I could get you the best seats in the house!
Yatagarasu_II: Oh god she even types fast! D:
GummyBear: How is it possible to type that fast!
ScienceFreak39: If we use science we can find the answer!
JusticeScales: Ema…is that you?
ScienceFreak39: Why yes it is!
Yatagarasu_II: Hi Ema! :D
JusticeScales: Have you been spying on our conversation this entre time?
ScienceFreak39: What! NO!
ThePinkPrincess: How dare you stalk my Edgey-poo like that! Honestly, it's creepy when some per on the internet like you comes along and stalks us!
ThePinkPrincess: Honestly, you should just back off! You can't have my Edgey-poo! He's mine you hear me! All mine! That goes for that Kay girl as well!
ThePinkPrincess: You should just fall in a ditch, and I'll help you! Where do you live! WHERE DO YOU LIVE!
ScienceFreak39: STOP! I wasn't stalking anyone!
ScienceFreak39: I was in this chatroom and I had somewhere to be but I didn't log out so when I got back I saw you guys on! That's all!
ThePinkPrincess: Yeesh, OK. No need for all the exclamation points.
ScineceFreak39: …
GummyBear: Hey Mr. Edgeworth, your birthday is coming up, right?
JusticeScales: Yeah…
GummyBear: Well, since you're such a Steel Samurai fanboy, I'm gonna get you a Steel Samurai doll!
JusticeScales: Huh?
GummyBear left the chatroom
TheSteelSamurai: That sounds like an awesome idea! I'm gonna do it too!
JusticeScales: Huh? Huh?
TheSteelSamurai left the chatroom
Yatagarasu_II: Hey, maybe I should get you a Steel Samurai-based gift too!
ScineceFreak39: Maybe I could help! We'll meet up and share a gift.
Yatagarasu_II: Sounds like a plan!
JusticeScales: Huh? Huh? Huh?
ThePinkPrincess: Oh Edgey-poo! I'm going to buy you a Steel Samurai outfit so we could be together!
JusticeScales: Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
ThePinkPrincess left the chatroom
Yatagarasu_II: Well, I think we should head off too.
ScineceFreak39: Yeah, we need to tell the world Miles Edgeworth is a closet SS fan!
Yatagarasu_II: Let's do it!
JusticeScales: OBJECTION!
A/N: Needless to say Gumshoe gets a pay deduction.
