Hello everyone if this chapter seems strange... well I was on YouTube listening to Halo theme songs and blow me away! (LOL... my fave!)


Me: Link, snap out of it

Link: (dancing to his iPod)

Me: LINK!

Link: (doesn't hear)

Tetra: (Backhands him across the face)

Link: what the fuck!

Tetra: We have work to do

Link: damn you, it was getting good

Me: Action!


Link and tetra had made it half way back to New Hyrule when...

*Thwap!* "Ahhh!"

Link jumped out and saw one of the knights fall with an arrow sticking out of him.

"Son of a..."

*Thwap* another knight fell dead

"Tetra passes me my sword!" *shing*

The first hostile jumped out of the forest, seemingly human wearing leather armour with a katana like weapon, followed by another 4 and link sliced ones head off and stabbed another in the gut and twisting pretty soon all hell broke loose the remaining knights fought of the enemy trying to keep them away from the princess and the crossbow gunners on the coach opend fire with their rapid crossbows. Link sliced an arm of the next and came around kicking another one in the groin and upper cutting with his knife slicing him up the neck, another came at him with his duel swords and would have sliced link in two if not for a crossbow bolt thru the brain.

Tetra had both daggers drawn

"Just try and get in here... I dare you!" she thought

About ten minutes later the noise seemed to die down. She waited "LINK!" she called

*! CRACK-BOOM!* the sky darkened and it started to rain

Tetra stepped outside and picked up a fallen gunners bow.

"Gee, bein a long time since I held something like this... let's see, not too much different from a SRS I guess..." she muttered

She held up the... (I'm gonna call it the following now) RC-12B and looked around "LINK!" she called again "HELLO!" it was pouring now

*snap*

"Link?" Tetra asked

"Yeah it's me" it was link alright no doubt

"Link, where is everyone else?"

"Dead or MIA"

"C'mon I don't like hanging 'round here lets GTFO"

"Ok, ok"

Link and tetra headed back to the coach and link got on top of it to steer

"AHH!" Tetra shrieked

"What the fuck is it?"

"He's gone!"

"WH... FUCK!"

Tetra started crying

"Oh, link" said an evil sounding voice

Link turned around to find him looking, about a good 20 paces away, a familiar face.

"Dark link, Shadow link... bein a while huh?"

Shadow laughed evilly while another figure walked in between the two

"I am Cpt. Kirioko and now if you'll excuse me I have a contract to complete."

"What do you mean?" asked Link

"I mean a certain someone doesn't want there to be a certain heir to the throne of New Hyrule

Links eyes widened

"You sick little bastard" Link swore

"Oh don't worry you can join him soon" Kirioko said holding up a small figure

"PUT HIM DOWN NOW AND I'LL SPARE YOU FUCKING MISERABLE LIFE!" Link ordered

*CRACK-BOOM* the lighting flared and Link could see it... he was too late.

The lighting flared again and that sick little basterd threw the motionless body towards Link and it landed short in the muck. It was at this point Tetra decided to come out... (Ouch not gonna be pretty!)

Tetra saw he dead child and the three figures in the dark

"YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU" she yelled as she started bawling

Link could see Dark link off to the side and he couldn't tell if it was rain or what but it looked like he was crying too, while shadow looked completely neutral.


(In dark's mind)

Good: "you just let this sick little weirdo kill an innocent little child and didn't do anything about it!"

Bad: "I don't matter, you are getting mucho money my friend if you could finish the job you'd be RICH"

Dark: AHHH! Shut up, just shut up you're giving me a head ach... SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Good: oh relax just stop with all this crap... I'm not trying to guilt or lure you I just want you to think about what you've done and what the consequences will be"

Bad: there will be no consequences just pure reward! And lots of other goodies!"

Good: see Bad over there is trying to lure and manipulate you! And technically any thing that comes of your actions is a consequence!"

Dark: ARGH! I'm not listening. I'm not listening, blah, blah, blah!

Neutral: oh forget it you two he will decide when he is good and ready... now shut up or I'll take away good's halo and bad's pitch fork!

Both good and bad: sorry boss...


(Back with link)

"I can't do this" dark link said you go on your own for this one and DL ran away back to where he came.

"Yo bro! Wait" yelled SL running after him

"So it's just you and me, no" asked the Cpt. Guy "I really found it so easy to kill your son all I had to do was squ..."

"ARGGG! DIE" Link yelled at the top of his lungs

What should have been a, as I said, 20 paces away Link covered them In 3 huge step/running type things, and slugged him across the face knocking him flat, Link picked him up with one hand and thrust him against a tree.

"I'm gonna go Spartan on your ass" He said right before punching him in the face again

"You like that!" *Punch*

"How about now bitch" *punch*

"How much longer do you think you can keep this up" *punch* Link threw him and he landed on this back

As soon as Kirioko stood back up Link punched him in the chest and broke all his ribs in one hit and then slugged him across the jaw and could hear it snap. Link flipped him around and kicked his legs to break them and they broke with ease...

"Now... if I wanted you to, I could have just hit a tiny bit harder at your head and it would have popped off... I've done it before you know... Tetra what should we do with him?"

Tetra hesitated...

"Tomorrow..." She started "have him put him on the rack, then hang him till he won't hang anymore... then have his corpse drawn and quartered." She said finally


Back in New Hyrule

"Milord how goes the trip?" asked a peasant, Link punched him across the face in rage K.O'ing him instantly.

"Sir?" asked someone else. Link would have K.O'ed him too if he hadn't looked first.

"Daniels!" Link said "good to see you... give me some good news PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"

"Well POP is up and we have more biz and stuff, I guess... what's wrong sir?"

Link told him, and Daniels put his hand on his shoulder

"Dude, I'm really sorry I wasn't there to help you, but if that story you told me about two months ago was true, you know about you traveling to and alt universe and getting some sort of augmentations and all that you should have whooped his ass!"

"I didn't know he was there!"

"Ok, sorry and all"

"Yeah...hey I'm getting a new rank. Coronel it is... and as you know I'm technically king now! Making Tetra queen..."

"I know sir, sooo?"

"Well I am giving you the rank of major now so enjoy, blah, blah, blah."

"Um, thank you sir"

"Uh-huh"

"Hey where is tetra anyway?"

Maj. Daniels pointed to the castle

"Ok, thanks... see ya!"

Daniels nodded

Up at the castle

Tetra ran up and hugged her husband and cried into his tunic.

"Link, w-why did this have to happen?"

Link didn't know, and was saved by the messenger

"m'lady...! Uh, is this a bad time?" asked the messenger

"No go ahead" answered Tetra

"Um, ok... we have come into contact with another civilization outside of the valley to the east"

"What do they call themselves?

(No I'm not being racist I just couldn't think of a better name!)

"The empire of the setting sun"


Note to all readers. Next chapter Link and Tetra will be getting busy again... just a heads up!

If you're wondering about the augmentations and Sparta thing read legend of halo (all things I say like that are references to that)