I just realized the number of words in the chapters are steadily going up hmmm well that's interesting... and just so you know I actually made a facebook account for Jakie James and Blowhole out of boredom you can look them up as Jakie James and Dave Blowhole.
I ran through the sewers glad to have my normal strength back I came up in the street and ran out of the city I continued running until I hopped on a cargo ship heading to some island I wasn't paying attention I hid behind one of the boxes and smelt something delicious I followed the smell to find the captain eating... CHEESE I ran in there knocked him out and stole his cheese then I realised no one was steering the ship and I could go where ever but I've never read a map so I turned the boat in some random direction and jammed it there so I could get rid of the crew. I looked at the lifeboats unlike the titanic they had enough for everyone I used the loudspeaker to sound a alarm for the crew to go on deck. Once they were all there I sprayed some knock out gas and they all fell once the gas settled I dragged them all on the boats and set them on a slow course to china. Then I went back to steering I unjammed the wheel and started steering. Everywhere was blue water every direction it was all I could see for miles then I saw a speck in the distance and I went full speed toward the speck It kept growing bigger and bigger it was a island. Eventually I made it I put down the anchor and slid down it there were trees everywhere and no sign of life, I continued walking in the forest and I could sense someone behind me I stopped for a second and waited they had stopped too I went for three more steps then turned around
"I know your there stop following me"
"you do not know where I am though" the voice came from my right side
"yes I do"
"prove it"
"how do you fancy a haircut?" I summoned my chakrams and threw it left shortly a lemur fell out of the tree with a newly bald spot
"how did you do that"
"you were obviously right there so I gave you a warning now why are you following me"
"My name is Xavier I am leader of a group of assassins and I was testing if you were worthy to join us would you like to?"
"what would it require me to do?"
"just kill whoever someone says when they call in unless if they can top the price"
"what about training?"
"you train yourself we will pay for all research but you make your own supplies"
"okay" he led me to a old Colosseum with some apartments on the sides
"read this book it has all the rules of being an assassin" he handed me a small book
"and that hut is yours and you will need a name to be called by from now on" I already had a name picked out
"Raven star"
"okay well here's your credit card your password is 2583"
"okay" I went inside of my apartment it was simple bed, sink, bathroom, TV with DVD player, and computer I immediately went to the computer and started ordering supplies I ordered a kit for making penguin sized walkie talkies, a poison that would make people seem dead but they wouldn't be, a few movies like spy kids 1,2, and 3 the Spongebob Squarepants movie harry potter and titanic and a jar of dirt. A bell rang and I went outside we were gathering in the cafeteria house for supper I grabbed 3 fish and sat at a table alone and was soon joined by a pure black and white otter with a Lemur who had one mechanical eye, ear and arm.
"hello I'm Hannah" the otter said
"I'm Rodney but everyone calls me Bolt"
"I am now known as Raven star but you could just call me Raven because I am not going to use my old name for a while" we all ate until Xavier came up to us
"oh great your all here we have a 'special' ceremony for Raven here now don't we?" they looked at him angrily
"why do you need to hold that ceremony?"
"because as you should know we do this with everyone and you are the only ones to erm... get out of it now common Raven" he grabbed my arm roughly and dragged me to an old one floored house behind the Colosseum inside everything was black there were a few candles it looked like a voodoo ritual room I tried to leave but two HUGE buff lemurs grabbed me and strapped me in a chair there was a candle on a small round track with Xavier in the middle the candle started to go around
"your name is no longer Jakie James you are now Raven star"
"but..."
"no buts you are a mindless killing machine"
"no I'm not"
"yes you are don't deny it you are a vicious beast in the form of a lovely bewitching penguin you were betrayed by Blowhole everyone betrays you so whats the point give into the darkness let it become you go through you all around you"
"sorry I only answer to 'come to the dark side we have cookies'"
"all that money you will earn just for a few lives you can be a billionaire have everything you want" my eyes were watching the light I couldn't make them turn away
"ah it has begun, Now let the darkness flow through you you breathe darkness it is everywhere let it control you be an assassin"
"okay master chief Xavier"
"just stick with Xavier"
"okay Xavier" This was odd I wasn't controlling my mouth it was talking by itself
"now I think it's time for you to go to bed"
"okay" I got up and left despite my attempts to go punch him in the face then I realized it I had no control over my body when I got to the hut my body started reading through the book
the way of assassination rule number 1: blend into shadows... control your breathing... and wait for your target to let down their guard
rule number 2: tune in to your target; predict his thoughts and actions
rule number 3: strike your target before he notices you after my body put down the book and went to sleep.
~a few years later~
I woke up and grabbed some fish oh wait I would say that but I cant control my body so I got up got an assignment then got some fish and was riding a private jet to my my hundredth victim with Bolt and Hannah the hundredth victim was in Madagascar some foosa tribe we had to kill them all because some lemurs are paying us Hannah and bolt were talking as if I wasn't there
"so how do we get Raven back?"
"I'm not sure we'd need to find something familiar to her"
"well on her first day what did she order"
"she ordered a few movies.."
"do we have them here?"
"yeah why?"
"let me see them" he handed her the Spongebob Squarepants movie and the first spy kids
"the other ones didn't come yet"
"okay lets watch Spongebob" she put it in and it started with the pirates singing the theme song and we watched we were at the part where he was saying that he brought the crown back and then he started singing and I started to sing along
"Put your toys away
Well then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say NO WAY! No no no no way!
"I'm a kid" you say.
When you say I'm a kid I say "Say it again."
And then I say Thanks! THANKS! Thank you very much.
So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a goofy goober. ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober ! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" they looked at me then it clicked into my brain
"hey I'm back YES" I looked back at them
"thanks never thought I'd be able to control myself so are these foosa evil or something?"
"they keep eating the lemurs so I think their okay to kill"
"and we're going to Madagascar right?"
"yeah why?"
"I know the lemur who used to be king there until he went to new york now he's king of the zoo" I thought dreamily
"sounds like someone has a crush" Hannah said poking me
"no anyways he probably doesn't remember me.." I trailed off sadly
"why wouldn't he?"
"well I met him as a small chick about a year ago because I was under cover for their enemy but soon I can go back"
"oh yeah you've earned a vacation"
"so who were you undercover for?"
"an evil dolphin named Dr. Blowhole" we arrived at Madagascar and looked all over but couldn't find any foosa so we just came and said we did and yet another flight back
"so your going to the central park zoo?"
"yes I think my friends have waited long enough to see me"
"yes a year can be a long time"
"how about you guys come with me?"
"sorry we used our vacation time" the jet stopped in new york before continuing with my friends I waved to them and turned
"back to the city that never sleeps" I had this strange feeling in my stomach it was fluttering at the thought of being here
"it's been too long" I started walking towards the zoo.
gasp I just put alot of stuff in one chapter anyways please review AND THERE WAS CHEESE
