Wade walked around in an arrogant stupor. Death had left and she wouldn't be back for a while
so he just sat and looked at his wedding pictures. Dying to know what Harley was doing. Was she okay? Did she love him still? Did She wonder what he was doing. He sounded to him self like a teenage girl who wouldn't pick up the phone but how could he? There was nothing left to try.
Just then when he was about to give up and start remembering his love for death a purple orb Showed up in his living room. He looked at it. "What the fuck is this?"
Doctor strange walked in. "Wade."
"Oh you mother fucker!" He lunged over and toppled the floating doctor strange. He threw blow after blow. "You give my wife some bullshit hope about you bringing me back and she's on the other side of this bullshit vale waiting on me!"
Doctor Strange squinted with a blue light surrounding him and the light burst a savaged Wade off and against the wall. "That is what I'm here for!"
"Fuck you!" He said againand threw his fist against him once more. Then he was frozen. In mid body frame.
"You have to listen."
"You hurt my wife! I've listened to her cry thanks to you!"
"Well now she can hear your side.. On the third full moon you two will be united again."
"Oh bull shit.."
"I do not bull shit.." He said in a serious manner. "You've got to know that by now."
"Shuddup and tell me how!" He said hotly.
"It's going to take time..."
"How much fucking time?!"
"Give me three full moons."
"Isn't that a moth and a half?"
"Is that enough time.."
"Only one thing."
"What?"
"Make Her immortal."
"Like you?"
"Yes like me... I don't want to live another moment without her.. I don't like how it feels."
"Neither does she." So can you give me this one thing?"
"I can try." He stood. "But with ever lasting life is a meaning for something else."
"Meaning?"
"She and something she loves is going to have to die."
"If you touch my children I-"
"You'll what? Kill me? You made this sacrafice.. So you don't want to be warned who's fault is this?"
Wade paused. "Maybe you're right I couldn't see losing her.. or my babies, but.. I can't live without her."
"Fine.. I will try. I can't promise anything."
"You can."
"Which is?"
"Me being with them for as long as I can be with them.."
"I can. I am here."
"Why are you here?"
"Because there is a war coming.. A war that is going to split the deminsions in two, and kill a lot of people we care about."
"Like?"
"Peter."
Wades heart droped. "He's okay right?" Peter Parker was like Wades Mischevious little brother. He was spider man but he had to be a person. Something Wade knew barely anything about until he and Peter fought. He then fell instantly in love with his tiny protige. Now they are two peas in a pod.
Peter didn't attend Wades funeral, he didn't even make the leap for the wedding, but it wasn't because he couldn't. It was being held in a containment chamber because he wasn't himself. After Dr. Strange told him about everything Wade felt even more shitty. His life had become a sappy love movie.. He forgot about the one kid who was his family. His only family at one point. He was hurt. Upset that he never even checked on one of his best friends the whole time he was locked away. "Oh god."
"Exactly. So we need you too."
"I'll help of course."
"You must tell no one about this mainly your faux wife."
"Duh."
Doctor Strange looked at him. "I'll see you soon Wade."
"Yeah." He looked down at the amulet he gave him. "I hope so."
"I like this Harley she has made you human."
"Yeah. Because I'm not a weapon to her.. Or Peter."
"Well.." Strange sighed. "It won't be long before you won't be viewed as such."
"Yeah whatever." He said and watched him leave.
"Wade! Honey.. I am home."
Wade sighed. "In here."
Death walked in her neck bruised and her eyes puffy. She wasn't wearing her Harley suit.
"What happened."
"I told her to leave us alone."
"Told who?"
"Her!"
"You what?!"
"I am sorry.. I had too.. It-"
"It would have changed nothing!" He huffed. "I care about you. A lot.. Doesn't mean I'm not going to love her any less.!"
"She's runing us."
"You're runing us!" He screamed "YOU ARE TAKING AWAY EVERYTHING I LOVE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" He took a deep breath. "I'm leaving.. I can't."
"Wade wait!"
"No! You should have thought about it! You should have thought about us! My life! But no you thought about yourself."

He ran to the grave yard. Where he heard her talking to him. She was getting married to some loser who wasn't him. He had to burst and tell her that he loved her so he did. She was so happy. He was even happier than Wade was. He sighed Then he heard him walk away. Now was the time. "Honey Honey can you hear me?"
"Wade?"
"I'm here... I'm here for you Harley." He looked at her. It was actually her. He was more in love than he had ever been with her beautiful round belly and perfect smile. "God she's beautiful." He whisphered. "I love you."
"I love you.."
He touched her cheek. He could feel her warmth even if it was in cold rainy Gotham. He held it. "I'm coming... Just give me three months I'm coming" He said adn watched her fall back into her old ways to save her friend from heart ache. He worried for her, for his children, and if she'd take him if he came back. Now that someone else showed her love he couldn't.