"Welcome to the show," Haruka said to begin. "Today, we'll be talking about edge. And I don't mean the edge on surfaces. I'm talking about edginess. You know, like some idiots who do shocking things to get attention because they're attention whores."

A representation of Queen Beryl then said, "I'm totally gonna take over the Earth and the Moon and launch a huge genocide and war. God, I'm so edgy!"

Queen Metalia then said, "You're 2edgy4me. I like you. Become part of my team."

"Sure thing, Metalia! We can be edgy together!"

Haruka then said, "Exactly. See what I mean? If you get 2 very edgy people and put them together, the edginess meters will go crazy. It's never good when you have this combo, because... well... yeah, shit like the Silver Millennium Attack happens. For example, Hitler was edgy."

Hitler then said, "I'm totally gonna take over Europe and launch a huge genocide and war! God, I'm so edgy!"

Haruka then followed, "Same horseshit, different circumstances."

Michiru then said, "You played The Hitler Card! No matter! I'll pay 2 lands and activate Negate. Now The Hitler Card is negated and destroyed!"

Haruka then said, "Damn, you're good at Magic. But are you good at Duel Monsters?!"

Usagi then ran in, saying, "Did somebody say Duel Monsters?!"

"Oh God, not this shit again..."

An SM weeaboo then said, "My Yami x Serena headcanons have been confirmed! uwu"

Haruka said, "Where the hell did the weeb come from?"

Rei and Makoto then said together, "No clue."

"HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN MY FUCKING APARTMENT?!"


And remember, I am taking questions! PM me and you'll get your questions featured on the show!

"Hey, why the fuck do you keep stealing my camera, asshole?!"

Oh shit! Gotta run! See ya!

"Get back here! That camera cost me 160,000 fucking yen!"