Aaaand finally one of the last few chapters~ I wish I had more time to write this, but I've really been pushing myself to finish it. I've just had the sudden urge to actually finish a fic, y'see, and I lacked motivation to write/find any new chapters...Sorry...Though I should begin updating once I've finished this^^

I hope you enjoy this chappie~ Please review~!


Deidara's POV

"Danna, un!" I cried for the red-head, exiting the caravan. "Where are yo-

I blinked at the sight of Sasori and John, who were sitting by the stupid Alien coffin. "Danna, we're going to the pencil museum, remember?"
The red-head simply smiled, waving his hand. "Well I guess we'll be going a bit off schedule."
I growled. "But Danna! You promised we'd go to the pencil museum...".

Earning no response, I glared, making sure to kick the Alien coffin on my way to the car.


I whimpered, standing in the shop of the Pencil Museum. It of course, just sold pencils. I had gotten through the museum in a matter of minutes, as it was simply too boring without Danna. I pouted at the thought of the red-head, making new friends without me. It sounded bad, but I preferred Sasori when he was too shy to make friends. I preferred it when it was just me and the red-head, no one else. Well, Tobi was a small exception, but he was fucking adorable.

Trying to keep my mind off things, I stared up at the ceiling, eyeing a huge pencil. It was massive, easily taller than short bastards like Danna. Maybe I could make the red-head jealous by fucking a pencil in front of him? Naw, that would be cruel. Hot, but cruel.

"Excuse me, un...?" I called out to the shop assistant, pointing towards the giant stationary. "H-How much is that big pencil...?"
"Twenty-four pounds." The woman smiled. I bit my lip, nodding.

Later that day, I found myself sitting at the museums cafe, hugging my giant pencil. Maybe I should write Danna a letter? Just to tell him how I was feeling. No, that would be weird. If I was that annoyed, I would tell him.

Instead, I decided to call my mother. "M-Mum...?" I whimpered as the woman picked up.
"Deidara, is that you?" Her old voice replied. "Are things going wrong?"
"N-No..." I choked, sniffling. "Y-Yes...W-Well, yes...A-A bit, un...".
"They're all the same, boy." The woman sighed.
"B-But we did things, un!" I wailed, sounding desperate.
"Oh, I realize that. Are you not forgetting that call you left me? Though it would be funny, did you? Well it's not."

I whimpered as the woman hung up, feeling ultimately alone.


Sasori's POV

That morning, I woke up to find the caravan shaking. Pots were falling from the cupboards, and I was almost thrown off the bed. "Dei...?" I frowned, looking around for the blonde, who was gone. "Oh, what the fuck!" I bellowed, realizing what was going on. I crawled out of bed, opening a curtain. Yep. Deidara was driving the car.

"Stop the fucking car!" I cried, holding on to the bedpost. He obviously didn't hear me. Cussing, I pulled out my phone, immediately calling the blonde.

"Morning Danna!" A cheerful voice immediately answered.
"Pull. Over. Now." I seethed, wrapping the duvet around my frame.
"Pull over, un?"
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I growled.
"I thought I'd give you a lay in!" Was the blonde's happy reply.
"Pull over now!" I repeated.

"Fine."

Sharply, the car came to a halt, and I was sent flying forward.

Eventually, I managed to stand up, exiting the caravan, fuming. "O-Oh Christ!" I mumbled, as I saw what looked like a dead man on the side of the road. Deidara had obviously hit the man as he pulled over. On purpose, of course.

"Awww..." The blonde cooed, approaching the body with a smile. "It reminds me of the first day of the holiday, un..."
"Now that was an accident." I sharply replied, thinking of a way to hide the body. Blood had been splattered all across the curb. If someone happened to drive past, we'd be fucked.

Now; I had no problem with Deidara killing. In fact, it turned me on to no end. However, it was how clumsily the blonde would kill that annoyed me. It was as if he didn't care about being caught.

I felt so pathetic as I sat there in my duck pattered pajamas, cleaning blood off the white road lines, using window cleaner. Deidara was in the process of hiding the body in the bushes.
"I don't think anybody will be able to see him, un!" The blonde cried from a few meters away. I grumbled in reply, happy with how clean the lines now looked. In fact, they were cleaner than before. I was even tempted to sit there all day, cleaning the white lines.

And that, kids, is how a psycho is formed.

Joke.

I'm not psycho, I swear. I'm just a misunderstood person.


Deidara's POV

I admit it, I felt bad. Danna didn't meant to cancel the Pencil Museum, and I realize that I overreacted. Smiling slightly, I placed my hand on the red-head's knee, watching him drive. "I-I'm sorry, Danna..." I mumbled.
"It's okay..." The red-head sighed.

"Love you, un..."
"I love you too..."

"The death of Mary-Sue Suelander is no longer being considered as an accident. Police are perusing a short, red-headed male, and an angry blonde, in connection with the death. It's not yet known how the incident happened."

Fuck. So that's the real reason why Danna was so grumpy the other day; I had been too clumsy.

After what seemed like hours, we eventually set up camp. We were based at the end of a cliff. No one was around. We were completely alone. Due to the intense rain, me and Sasori were sat inside the caravan all day, sprawled out across the bed, embracing each other.

Tobi was with John, who was to meet us here. The horrible man and Sasori had become rather close friends, which annoyed me to no end. I didn't like Danna when he was around John-bastard.

I giggled as I felt Sasori nuzzle my neck from behind. "D-Danna! Stop it...!" I grinned, squirming around.
"I want you..." He whispered, kissing my shoulder.
"H-Have me then..." I smiled, facing the red-head.


"John!" Sasori cried, pulling the man into a hug. I twitched at this. Sasori was never this open to people. Of course, apart from me. I frowned as the man approached me, holding out his hand to shake. I frowned at the hand, earning a nervous chuckle from John.

I twitched even more as we all sat round the table, drinking wine. Sasori and John were deep in conversation about the Alien coffin, talking about how successful it would be.

It was then though, that John drew the line.

"Sasori, I was thinking..." He began, smiling. "There's a man in Spain I'd like to visit, who's interested in the Carapod. He's given me two tickets to visit him, and I'd like you to come with me."
I chuckled, shaking my head. "I'm afraid Sasori's very bus-
"I'd love to!" The red-head grinned.

I glared at Danna, tilting my head. "W-What...?". Before I could get a reply, the red-head stood up, announcing that he was going to get some fresh air. I quickly turned my head towards John, placing my hand on his crotch. The man let out a yelp, attempting to stand up. I hissed, squeezing the crotch harshly. "Look, bitch. I don't know what your fucking intentions are, but there's no way you're taking my man away from me. Get your own, or fuck off."

John was clearly speechless, and just looked down at his wine in pain. We sat like that for a few more minutes, until Sasori came back. "Danna." I stated, staring at the red-head. "John just said some filthy things about you, un."
Sasori giggled, taking a sip of his wine. "Oh? Do tell."
"He called you a dirty, slutty bitch. And he said he wanted to fuck you."

"I-I think I'll go to bed...!" John announced, quickly standing up, exiting the caravan. Me and Sasori sat opposite each other for a few more minutes, and awkward silence in the air.

"...Why are you behaving like that in front of John? You know I would never go to Spain with him, I could turn him down! Why can't I have friends? You've got Obito!"Sasori yelled, slamming his glass down.
I glared. "His name's Tobi, un!"
"Deidara, his name's Obito, and you know it! Stop calling him that, the poor bastard's going to have an identity crisis!"
"Tobi!" I yelled. "But how would he know, un? When he's just a stupid fucking dog?"

Tobi whimpered, curling into a ball.

"...That's fucking it." I announced, walking out. The red-head followed me, cursing as I approached the Alien coffin which Mark-bastard was currently inside. With all my strength, I kicked the stabilizers off the coffin, and pushed it off the cliff.

"Y-You killed him...?" Sasori asked, standing at the door. I nodded bitterly.
"Solves that problem, un."
"...You know I really love you, right?" The red-head smirked. I grinned, pulling him into a hug.
"I love you too, Danna~"


...And that's that. XD Next chapter = Last chapter~ Ooooh~ :3