Soundwave Meets the Internet

Everyone on the Nemesis knew that Starscream often went through multiple different phases. Much like the human teenager, Starscream's interests changed over time and often annoyed the living scrap out of everyone around him. This time was no different.

Starscream growled and shook his helm. "No, Soundwave, move the camera to MY direction! I'm the one who's supposed to be seen, no one else!"

Behind his mask Soundwave rolled his optics. He hoped Starscream's new fetish for Earth's cooking shows would end soon. Fulfilling his superior's demands, Soundwave twisted the camera around, facing the over-ego-con. Soundwave would have enjoyed another morning of playing his new favorite online game 'Slender.' A game that takes place in the middle of a large forest, where the player had to collect eight pages, before he, or she, was captured by the infamous Slender man.

Soundwave found this game by complete accident, but he was happy he did, it was addicting and fun. He could play it for hours, it was fascinating. The Slender man was a lot like Soundwave. Both of them were quiet, dark, and mysterious.

"Soundwave, are you even recording this?" The slender mech snapped out of his train of thought to stare at the seeker. Starscream did not look amused, his face scrunched up into an annoyed scowl.

"It seems we'll have to try this again. Take it from the top again, Soundwave." Soundwave was glad he had his face plate covered; rolling his optics was becoming a habit right now.

Once the camera was in focus, Starscream gave a big grin to his imaginary audience. "Hello, everyone. Today we'll be learning how to make Starscream's Cookies!" The con lifted a small pan of misshaped cookies, that almost looked like flat pieces of coal covered in melted icing, and a ton of sprinkles.

"Starscream's cookies are more than meets the icing."

"What in the name of Primus are you doing?" Everyone's attention snapped to meet Megatron, who stood in the door way, not happy at all. "Are you really trying to make an even bigger fool of yourself?"

"No, I just want to teach these bots how to cook!"

"I don't see why they would. We don't eat Earth food, you glitch of a Second!"

Soundwave watched the two argue for what seemed like the hundredth time today.

'I can't tell if they're fight because they hate each other, or fighting because they're in love?'

"Soundwave, continue rolling." Once again Soundwave rolled his optics, and focused the camera on his leaders.

Starscream cleared his vocals, "Starscream's cookies are more then meet the icing!"

"You're wrong, Starscream." Megatron snarled.

"I'm always wrong!" The smaller mech was clearly too annoyed to realize what he just said. "And the sprinkles are simply to die for!"

"Starscream…"

"Oh, just let me cook, bitch!" Soundwave was trying not to laugh, this becoming amusing. "With just a dash of-"

Megatron had enough; it was degrading enough for his SIC to make Soundwave become a part of one of his idiotic schemes for attention. But how dare Starscream disrespect his leader.

"Starscream!" Megatron snapped and tackled the seeker to the ground; the two disappeared behind the counter. No one could see what was happening they could only hear Starscream's cries.

Soundwave sighed and left, maybe he'll go watch some more My Little Pony. A new episode was going to show this afternoon.

AN: I'm sorry this is short, but I had to make it quick. I'm might have some trouble updating; I'm going to be starting tutoring so it might be difficult. Also like I've said so many times before I don't own anything! This idea came from a person named Guess. And the Slender man idea came from WolfSpiritFlower. I hope you guys like it.

The video of 'Starscream's Cookies,' can be found on YouTube, look it up and give the creators some thumbs up! They're hilarious! Again I don't own anything, just my weird sense of comedy. XD Love you guys!