Before you read this, I would like you all to know that you have lost The Game. (:
Emily Prentiss Damnit, I just lost the game.
4 hours ago Comment Like
Penelope Garcia Damnit! I was doing so well. I can't believe you made me lose!
4 hours ago Like
Derek Morgan Seriously, princess, you couldn't have kept that to yourself? I've been winning for ages.
4 hours ago Like
Jennifer Jareau C'mon, you really can't just let the rest of us win in silence?
4 hours ago Like
Emily Prentiss Sorry guys, rule 3 states that the loss of the game must be announced.
4 hours ago Like
Spencer Reid What is this game?
3 hours ago Like
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Derek Morgan It figures you three are the ones that don't know about The Game.
3 hours ago Like
Jennifer Jareau The Game is simple, there are only three rules. 1. Everyone in the world, aware or not, is playing the game. 2. Whenever you think about the game, you lose. 3. The loss of the game must be announced.
3 hours ago Like
David Rossi What's the point of this game?
3 hours ago Like
Emily Prentiss There isn't really a point. It's just The Game.
3 hours ago Like
Spencer Reid Actually, it's an example of ironic processing, in which attempts to not think about something make those thoughts occur more rapidly. This is also known as the White Bear Principle.
3 hours ago Like
Penelope Garcia The Game is just for fun, Reid, we don't need a breakdown of the psychology behind it.
3 hours ago Like
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Aaron Hotchner So basically, you can't win?
3 hours ago Like
Emily Prentiss Someone's catching on!
2 hours ago Like
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Aaron Hotchner Why play if you can't ever win?
2 hours ago Like
Penelope Garcia I play to see the annoyance it causes when other people lose.
2 hours ago Like
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Emily Prentiss I remember the utter desolation on your face the first time I caused you to lose the game, Garcia.
2 hours ago Like
Penelope Garcia You broke my longest streak ever! I still can't believe you would do that to a fellow player of the game. It had been a month!
2 hours ago Like
Emily Prentiss How do you go about life for a month without thinking about the game? Merely seeing the word game printed somewhere makes me lose. Sometimes seeing lose written somewhere makes me lose!
2 hours ago Like
Penelope Garcia Oh, Emily, you must be new to The Game. Eventually it fades, until you can go long periods of time until one day, it just randomly pops into your head. It feels awful when you lose that way, breaking such a long streak.
An hour ago Like
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Aaron Hotcher Wait, is this why you guys keep glaring at each other whenever anyone says anything remotely related to game or lost?
Fifty-five minutes ago Like
Derek Morgan In my defense, Emily does it on purpose! She'll lose the game, and then instead of outright declaring it like the rules state, she'll be like, "The Yankees lost THE GAME last night."
Fifty-four minutes ago Like
Emily Prentiss He started it! He slipped The Game into casual conversation whenever he could for a week before I started. He cheated first so I decided I could cheat.
Fifty-three minutes ago Like
Aaron Hotchner Guys, as invested as you are in 'The Game', when you're bringing in an unsub, you can't be glaring at each other over it. It's not that important. The guy was convinced you were going to kill each other. He was waiting for his chance to get away!
Fifty minutes ago Like
Derek Morgan I take cheaters very seriously, Hotch! It's not cool.
Forty-seven minutes ago Like
Emily Prentiss Bullshit! You cheated first. You are the cheater.
Forty-four minutes ago Like
Aaron Hotchner I give up. I feel like I'm mediating a fight between Jack and one of his friends.
Forty minutes ago Like
Penelope Garcia and Spencer Reid like this
Spencer Reid You guys were seriously fighting about a stupid game in front of an unsub?
Thirty-five minutes ago Like
Emily Prentiss Morgan started it.
Thirty-three minutes ago Like
Jennifer Jareau The Game isn't stupid!
Thirty minutes ago Like
Penelope Garcia The Game totally isn't stupid. It's awesome.
Twenty-eight minutes ago Like
Spencer Reid The Game is worth fighting in front of an unsub over?
Twenty-seven minutes ago Like
Derek Morgan Only if someone is cheating at The Game like Emily was.
Twenty-five minutes ago Like
Jennifer Jareau If Emily was cheating at The Game I'd probably fight with her in front of an unsub about it.
Twenty-two minutes ago Like
Emily Prentiss Morgan started the cheating. I can't be expected to play fair if he won't!
Twenty minutes ago Like
Penelope Garcia That's a valid point. I'm sorry, my chocolate thunder, but I have to side with Emily. By cheating first, you signed over any right to a fair game experience.
Eighteen minutes ago Like
Aaron Hotchner It's good to know that my team is full of children who consider 'The Game' more important than taking in dangerous suspects.
Sixteen minutes ago Like
Derek Morgan Okay, first of all, where is the proof I cheated first? Are we just going to take Emily's word for it? And second, we'd never put The Game first, Hotch. If we thought the unsub could get away we'd stop arguing long enough to secure him somewhere.
Fifteen minutes ago Like
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*The Next Day*
Spencer Reid I think it's important that everyone google the number '0119174'.
Five minutes ago Comment Like
Emily Prentiss Seriously? I lost The Game!
Four minutes ago Like
Derek Morgan I lost The Game!
Four minutes ago Like
Penelope Garcia I lost The Game too. :\
Four minutes ago Like
Jennifer Jareau I keep losing The Game.
Four minutes ago Like
Aaron Hotchner Damn, and I hadn't lost The Game since last night!
Four minutes ago Like
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Emily Prentiss WE SUCKED HOTCH INTO THE GAME!
Three minutes ago Like
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