And this will be the final chapter. Finally. It was intended to be just a three chapter fic but... Shit happens. Please Review and tell me how you liked it. I would never have continued it if it hadn't been for reviewers! XD


5 Months Later.

"Angela? Are you ok?" Undertaker asked his wife as she threw up in the chamber pot in the corner… Again.

"I'm fine but… Undertaker, Darling… I think I'm pregnant."

"What! Already?"

"Well we have been… er… working hard at it."

"Are you sure?" Undertaker asked putting a hand on his wife's belly.

"No. I need to talk to Mom and Mey-rin. They'll know."

"Mey-rin just had her baby. I don't think shed be willing to talk to anyone but Will, right now."

"But I can talk to Mom…"

"OK. Lets get you up to the Manor then."


Angela and Undertaker walked up to the kitchen door of the Manor so as not to disturb Ceil as he was in a meeting currently. They thought they would go through the kitchen and wait until Ceils meeting was over. When they walked in without knocking first… They were almost horrified. Bard had Finny pressed into the counter. nothing to odd. Except for the fact Finny was naked from the waist down, and he and Bard were doing well, some rather compromising things. Things that if Finny were a woman, he would be forced into marriage with Bard.

"Oh dear fuck." Angela said turning around quickly. Bard and Finny looked shocked, and Undertaker couldn't stop laughing. There was rustling and then Bard cleared his throat.

"Um… Miss Angela. Please don't tell your father we were doing it in the kitchen. He would have our heads."

"So, um… How long has this been going on?" Angela asked turning to face the men.

"A-about two months…"

"I wont tell Dad you were doing it in the kitchen, but um… could you not do it in the kitchen anymore?" And still Undertaker was laughing non stop.

"What is going on?" Everyone spun around to face Sebastian who had Vincent on his hip.

"N-nothing!" Angela, Bard and Finny said.
"I need to talk to Mom. Is his meeting over." Angela asked.

"Yes. It's over. Come on, he's still in the study." Undertaker finally quieted down as they walked to Ciels study. As Sebastian opened the door he bent to scoop up James who was crawling away from his mother.

"Angela! Undertaker!" Ceil exclaimed as they walked in. "Why are you here?"
"To visit family and ask you some things…" Ceil pulled Angela into a hug then Undertaker.

"What do you need to ask?" He motioned to the couches in the corner. Ceil sat at one and took Vincent from Sebastian as Sebastian sat next to him. Angela and Undertaker sat on the couch opposite of them.

"Well… um… … How… How do you tell if your pregnant?"

"You can go to the doctors for a test. I just use Sebastian though. He can do this out of body thing and go inside your body and see… Why?"
"Well… … … … I… I think I'm pregnant." Ciel and Sebastian stared in wide eyes shock at Angela and Undertaker.

"Already?" Sebastian broke the silence.

"You can't say anything. I was conceived the first time you two did anything." Angela said indignantly. Sebastian stood up and walked to sit next to Angela. He placed his hands on her stomach and closed his eyes. After a minute he smiled at his daughter.

"You're going to have a baby… Two actually."
"Really?"

"Yes."
"Can you tell the gender?" Undertaker asked.

"Not yet. Ceil…"
"OH! Right! I almost forgot!... I'm pregnant again too."

"The twins are only eight months old. Not even a year yet. How far along are you?"

"About four months." Ceil answered.
"You're only about two months, Angela." Sebastian said.

"Wow." She placed a hand on her stomach, Undertaker laid his hand over hers. Sebastian went to sit back down by Ceil.

"So what were Bard, and Finny doing in the kitchen?" Sebastian asked suddenly. Undertaker again burst into laughter. Angela smiled at her father.

"Well, if two human males could have kids, Finny would be well and pregnant by now." She told them…

"At Least everyone is happy." Ceil said as he began rocking Vincent and James to sleep. One baby in each arm. Angela smiled at Undertaker. Then her parents. She was going to have a baby. Two babies… Undertakers babies…


Claude was beyond pissed. Undertaker had chose that Phantomhive brat over his own darling Alissa. Alissa had told Claude what she had tried in order to get Undertaker to marry her. Of course in that situation, unless they had been caught by a higher authority, it wouldn't have mattered to Undertaker.

Now Claude couldn't fathom why his precious daughter wanted to marry a man as lowly as the Undertaker. Not to mention he was a retired shinigami. Sure he was good on the eyes… ok so the man was hot… beyond hot even. But still he was and undertaker. His Alissa deserved so much better. They had tried to seduce Undertaker with Alissa's body and he still didn't want her. Claude had to find a way to convince his daughter that Undertaker just wasn't worth it anymore. And in order to do that… he had to find someone else for her. Someone better looking, as hard as that might be. The only other option was to take her back to his home… He didn't want to take her down there. If Lucifer found out what Alissa had done… Claude would be slain or thrown to the lesser demons. Or even suffer a fate worse than Prometheus. Whereas the god had been chained to a rock and had his innards eaten every day, Claude would more than likely have his flesh burned several times a day every day, for eternity. And his precious Alissa would most likely become Lucifer's next bed mate…

But… What if Lucifer took a liking to Alissa? Did in fact make her his bedmate? That could work to Claudes advantage… at least to get himself and his Alissa out of this mess… He couldn't believe that Alissa had tried to seduce the granddaughter of Lucifer's man. Just then thus said daughter burst through the front door of the mansion.

"Alissa, What's wrong?"

"They are out in public, taking a walk as if life is wonderful… He is wearing that god awful undertaker uniform. Oh and the best part. They have been married for five months. FIVE! And she is already pregnant. That should be my baby. I should be the one walking next to him. I should be the one who is glowing with his babies in my belly! Daddy… that should be me...'

"Alissa we need to talk." Alissa stared at her dad. He seemed serious. More so than normal.

"What is it, Daddy?"

"Alissa… I… You tried to seduce Angela's man. Angela is the granddaughter of Lord Satan himself… He adores her with all his heart… So if he finds out you tried to hurt his grandbaby like that he will be very angry. He will most likely kill me for allowing you to do such a thing. But you. Either he will torture you everyday with his minions ripping and burning your flesh off slowly… Or he will make you a whore for whatever higher up demon wants you. He may sell you to them, or he may just allow them to use you… I think we need to go and talk to Satan about this. If we make a deal with him… He may let you off easy… Its not me I fear for, he can do as he wishes with me… But I fear for you."
"So you're saying make a deal with the devil?"

"Yes… I will do anything he asks of me as long as no harm befalls you."
"Daddy…"
"Is that so Claude Faustus?" Claude froze in fear. "Your lovely daughter here tried to seduce Undertaker from my Angela?"
"Yes, Sir… She just wanted him to be with her. She was raised as a proper English Lady. I am afraid most act this way… And I am sure you know of her Father, Alois Trancy?"

"What happened to you Claude?"
"Sir?" Claude finally dared to look up into the face of the man- the devil standing before him. "What are you doing here, Sir… If you don't mind me asking?"

"I was on my way to see my darling children and grandchildren. I dont know if you know, but that delectable mate of my sons, Is pregnant again. As is my Angela."
"I was aware Angela was but not Ciel, Sir."

"You didnt answer my question… Could it be what happened with that man many years ago?"
"That man, Sir? He was your oldest son…"

"And he was despicable. Even among demons. I did not like the way he treated you, you loved him with your everything and he hurt you. He made you believe he loved you… And that broke my heart. I raised him better than that…Miss Alissa, may I speak with your father alone for a bit?"

"Y-yes, S-sir… Please dont hurt him. It was my fault…"
"Do not worry. This is not about the Undertaker thing… We will discuss that later. Go to Undertakers shop and tell Sebastian daddy will be there soon."

"Y-yes, Sir."

Claude waited until his daughter was long gone before looking at Saintin again. He was a taller man. Usually he had on his demon form, but being out in public he couldn't keep up that form. He was still an eccentric man though. So much unlike his children. All 666 of which were more mellow.
"Claude… I am sorry for the way my son treated you… If I had known sooner I would have stopped him. He had us all fooled… May I confess something to you, Claude? Man to man, not demon to his Lord?"
"Yes, Sir."

"I love you, Claude… I have always loved you. My son told me you were his and that he loved you, I believed him. And I could see the love in your eyes every time you looked at him. I wanted those eyes to look at me like that. But every time you looked at me these gorgeous eyes of yours were filled with fear. I didnt like that one bit. I have not been intimate with someone since, not since I fell in love with you… Well, OK, thats a lie. I had sex with lots of people. Imagining you then hating myself afterwards… Hating myself for loving the man my oldest son had claimed as his. I have not had any children since Sebastian because I only wanted children with you." The taller man cupped Claudes face in his hand. "I will not punish you, or your daughter to harshly. But you do need to be punished… I will lower her rank in society. She will become nursemaid to not only Angela's child but Ciel and Mey-rins as well. If it is alright with you. I would like you to become mine… Not just my bed mate but my mate… In every sense of the word… But I will not force you… And if you ever find someone you love… I will not hesitate to let you go with them… I will do anything to make you happy…"

"Sir-"

"L-Lucifer… I… would be honored to be your mate… For as long as you will have me…" Lucifer sighed then slowly bent to kiss the dark haired man. "Um… Sir… er… Lucifer… What will you tell your Son?"
"What one?"

"Sebastian…"

"He will just have to get over the fact wont he?"


"Wait. WHAT!"

"I-I'm sorry… I'm just doing what I'm told!"

"You're telling me that my FATHER, is currently ALONE, with Claude FAUSTUS!" Sebastian yelled at the little blond girl, his eyes shining blood red. "You left them alone!? Do you know what this means?"

"Sebastian… What are you talking about?" Ciel asked.

"As you know, once a demon or shinigami fall in love and mate, they may never be able to fall in love. Some demons can manipulate others into thinking that they love them. Make everyone believe that they love them, when in fact they don't… My oldest brother, Nehudomokael, was one of these demons, though no one knew. And Claude was one of his many victims. By the time Father found out what he was, what he was doing to Claude… I was just born the time everyone found out what Nehudomokael was doing. And, well… I guess that Father had fallen in love with Claude by this time. He told me once that the only reason I was born was because the man he had sex with to get me looked like Claude… So just think, Claude was almost my Mother…"
"No. If you had come from my Claude he would be your father."
"F-Father… what are you implying?" Sebastian asked in shock.

"That if I was with Claude, I would bottom…"
"Eww." Sebastian made a face like he was going to puke. Undertaker laughed, Angela giggled a little, Ciel smiled as he scooped up Vincent-who was chasing James around Undertakers shop- and Alissa looked shocked. She wasn't shocked at what Sebastian had just told everyone, but more at the fact that Claude was wrapped in the arms of another man. A tall man. Taller that Undertaker. He had to be at least 7 foot 4 or about. Claude was only 6'7". The other man had long blond hair pulled back into a braid to just under his butt. He also had startlingly green eyes.

"Thats a new look Father." Sebastian said.

"Granddad!" Angela threw herself into the blond man's arms.

"So, I take it that Claude is Sebastians new Mum?" Ciel asked with a smirk on his face. Undertaker, Angela, and Lucifer burst into gales of laughter at the look of horror on both the butlers faces. Even Alissa giggled a little. When it quieted down Alissa walked over to her father.

"Daddy? W-what does all this mean?"
"It means that when Lucifer goes home we will be going with him… We have a wonderful man in mind for you. I'm positive you will like him."
"W-what's his name?"

"Well. He committed some, dastardly deeds… He was forced to do in… as a sense of guilt I guess you could say… He wanted to do it for the man that saved his life and that of his siblings. I liked him so I put him on my council. You and he would make a good pair…" Lucifer said to Alissa. "His name is… Joker."
"O-OK." Alissa said. "As long as he treats me right."

"Lucifer…" Ciel started.
"Call me Father."
"F-Father… um… Do you happen to know… what happened to Freckles… er Doll?"
"Doll? That lovely crossdresser from the circus?"
"Yes."
"She is where she should be… She is an angel Ciel. She is in great hands. Though she is not like Ash and Angela. But then they didn't have permission to do what they did."
"Thats good then… Thank you."

"Anyone else find this an extremely messed up family?" Undertaker asked. They all laughed at that. Then Sebastian said:
"I refuse to call Claude, Mother, or Father. He will stay Claude to me."
"And you will stay Sebastian to me."


Five months later Ciel had another little girl- Anny Lillyan Phantomhive- was brought into the world. Her hair was the same color that Ciels mothers had been. With wine red eyes. And two months after a little boy and girl were born to Angela and Undertaker. He had white hair with scattered black streaks. One eye was acid yellow and the other purple. The little girl was the opposite of her brother. Both flared red when they were angry and darkened when they were happy. Mey-rin and William had four more kids. Bard and Finny adopted twins. A little girl then a few years later a boy. Grell and Ronalds only had one kid. With red hair and yellow eyes. She acted more like Ronalds that Grell. And they all lived happily with their loved one and family.

Sebastian and Claude, despite everything became best friends. Alissa enjoyed being married to Joker. And Doll came to visit Ciel regularly… Eventually she ended becoming lovers with Elizabeth, and because of which she became a fallen angel. And she never regretted it for a single day of her life.


Fail ending is Fail... But hey this is my favorite fic so far that I have written. I love it and hope you do to! XD Please tell me! Sorry this chapter is so long I couldn't think of a better way to end it... Unless I wanted to add several more chapters or even a whole new fic...