PHANTY!!


One fine day, Gaston Leroux was sitting in his armchair sipping some tea and reading the paper,

When suddenly, Erik lunged at him.

"DADDY!" he cried. Gaston's eye's bulged out and he screamed.

Erik tackled Gaston to the floor.

"IT'S FATHERS DAY, DADDY!" Erik exclaimed, "So I decided to get you a present!"

Gaston sighed.

"What is it this year Erik?" Gaston asked. Erik grinned widely.

"WELL, I thought long and hard about what you'd like most and I finally decided to get you...a massively large chainsaw!!" Erik squeeled as he held out Gaston's gift.

Gaston Chuckled.

"That's mah boy!" he said and he patted Erik on the back.