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The Story Without A Name
Maddy- well, now that you've all had a nice long nap! I think its time we continue with the fun.
Abel- raises his hand
Maddy- What now Abel?
Abel- still has the squeaky voice Is it my turn yet!?
Maddy- twitchy eye NOO!!!! And since Abel's so eager...Abel, Why did you become a priest?
Abel- Cause Catherina forced me to!!!!
Catherina- gasp I vid not!
Abel- yes you did...you forced me to cause I needed to protect you...and they wouldn't let me unless I became a priest...so HA!!
Catherina- -.- smawt ass...
Maddy- Ya… Ok... Next question, even though I already know the answer is probably Lilith. Abel, what's the most important thing to you, which Cain has taken away?
Abel- MR.FLUFFULS!!! Starts crying
Maddy- well then...umm...Abel, who's Mr.Fluffuls?
Abel- My Teddy bear!!
Maddy- umm...Cain, What did you do to Mr.Fluffuls?
Cain- oh, that's an easy one, first of all I poured him in pure gasoline, then I took the lighter to him, turned him into a pile of ashes, mixed it in with dinner and served it to Abel!!!
Abel- M-Mr...F-Fluffuls...I-is in my tummy?
Cain- nope! He was flushed down the toilet, after dinner, then ejected into space!!
Abel- sniffles NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seth- Cain...
Cain- yes?
Seth- you're a jerk.
Cain- and your a squirt
Seth- twitchy eye
Cain- oh? hit a nerve did I?
Maddy- ENOUGH!!!!
Everyone effectively shuts up.
Maddy- now...Seth, What, in the last 900 or so years, was the most embarrassing thing you have ever done to someone?
Seth- that's a hard one...hmm...so many choices...I know! How about when I got mad at Ion's great-grandfather, and I made my children give him a swirly!!! No wait...that's not the worst...hmmm... thinking
Ion- O.O Y-your Majesty...?
Seth- ignores Ion and starts mumbling to herself well there was that one time when I stuck the end of a roll of toilet paper to Ion's grandmother's foot, and she walked around with it unrolling behind her...and also that time I tried to play a prank on Ion...
Ion- O.O
Maddy- oh! That one sounds good, tell me!
Seth- hmm? ok! Ion and Esther where walking around in Byzantium and I thought it would be fun to play a prank, so I dressed up in my tea-seller outfit, you know, the really cute one, anyway! I had found this adorable little puppy! I took him to a park, there were lots of mud puddles there, and he walked through them!! So then I decided that I would give him to Ion and Esther! well...anyway, plans changed, when the dog saw Ion, apparently it was his, he jumped on top of him leaving doggy prints all over his noble outfit, all the while licking his face, which he had just cleaned his hinny with, then he jumped on top of Esther leaving even more doggy prints every where, and its not really a prank, but It was funny, and by far, one of the nicer things I've done!
Maddy- ok...this is taking forever, lets see, who's next...? How about...Leon?
Abel- M-mr.Fluffuls...
Cain- laughing at Abel
William- He's still unconscious...
Maddy- ...fine...what about...Issak?
Issak- Hiya Maddy!!
Maddy- Ya, hi, Do you love Dietrich?
Issak- Hell no! I am not Gay!!
Dietrich- crying B-but I thought you loved me!!!
Issak- -.- ...ah...no
Maddy- this is getting boring...we need some juicy stuff...Abel, will you shut up!?
Abel- M-mr.Fluffuls...
Maddy- Abel...
Abel- sniffle Ya...?
Maddy- if I let you have a turn will you be good?
Abel- extremely happy YAY!!! Ok...lets see...Cain! Do you love Catherina!?
Cain- No, but danm is she one sexxi bitch!!
Catherina Blushes
Cain- She's sexier then Lilith!
Abel- freezes what?
Cain- Danm rights! I used to take a peak at her all the time when she was in the shower!!
Abel- twitchy eye you basted... ILL KILLS YOU!!!! Charges at Cain
Cain- gets pinned to the ground by Abel as they all start turning big again
Maddy- umm Ya...I think its time we take our leave...for good...
Everyone-Bye!
THE END
(sorry, I know this chapter was crappie, but I ran out of ideas...XD here, have a new story!)
The...umm...I don't know what to call this story.
Crusnik-faints
Kayla- poke poke
Crusnik: wiggle
Kayla: poke poke
Crusnik: squirm
Kayla: poke poke
Crusnik: GLOMPS
Kayla: faints and dies
Crusnik: HAHA!
Crusnik: poke poke!
Kayla: doesn't move
Crusnik: I SAID POKE POKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Kayla: dead
Crusnik: POKE POKE GOD DANM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kayla: dead dead gods damn it
Crusnik: POKE, I DONT CARE, POKE, GOD DANM IT!
Kayla: motionless
Crusnik: Kicks
Kayla: leaps up and tackles as a Crusnik
Crusnik: leaps out of the way
Kayla: threatens to bite
Crusnik: threatens to bite back
Crusnik: flashes fangs
Kayla: puppy dog whimper and slinks away
Crusnik: HA! I win! Now...where did I put my poking stick...
Kayla: suddenly jumps back and tackles
Crusnik: ACK!
Kayla: bites back of neckpulls back, spiting Hey, where's the candy? Damn cheap Piñata... storms away, mumbling
Crusnik: twitching on the floor mumbling I aren't no danm piñata... faints from loss of blood
Kayla: shout from other room Blood?! Runs back and jumps back on top
Kayla: pokes
Crusnik: motionless
Kayla: poke poke
Crusnik: still motionless
Kayla: gives up Awww...it's no fun when its already dead... storms off Some Piñata...
Crusnik: mumbles while still unconscious I said I aren't no danm piñata...Abel...Help me...
Seth pops up instead Yes?
Crusnik: help me...crazy thing think me a piñata...
Seth- stiffens you're a Piñata?
Crusnik- twitch
Seth-looks hungry and pounces
Crusnik-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kayla- pointing from doorway Ha! I knew the Piñata wasn't dead!
Crusnik- HELP ME CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crusnik- HELP ME ABEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crusnik- HELPS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both twins appear and pause for a minute at the scene before looking just as hungry PINATA!
Crusnik-: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They stop after awhile
Seth-sniffles, teary eyed There's no candy...
Cain and Abel stand up too
Cain- Some piñata...I'm calling the manager...
All Crusniks storm off leaving a crime scene behind
Crusnik-twitch... barely heard help...me...
THE END
I know, it was VERY crapy, anyway, hope you still injoyed it...
bye!
crusnik
