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Marshall: That's right!
Me: Don't rub it in!
Marshall: Well, you're the one who put Tawni Town into the story!
Me: But I put you into the story, too, and if I put you in, I can sure take you out!
Marshall: Fine...
JAMES' POV
I finally saw Sonny again today. That beautiful, black, curly hair. That beautiful face with that perfect skin. Those chocolate brown eyes. I've never loved her more. I wish I never had given her up. She was better than that. I wanted another chance with her. Working at Condor Studios would give me that opportunity. One problem, she was dating Mr. Drama Pants. What kind of man was he? He was afraid of heights and spiders. He was on a sissy drama. He wore pink. And today, his hair was pink! Seriously, that guy was more of a girl than Sonny was. I know he thought he was all that and what not, but news to him, he's not! I am. I'm way better looking (A/N oh, how it killed me to write that! Ahhhh!) and a much better guy for Sonny. I would get her to love me. It wouldn't be hard. I'm charming. I would just have to get her to kiss me, just once. It wouldn't be hard. I just have to get her in the right situation. Once she was that close to me, she wouldn't be able to resist. It would be easy. Just like stealing candy from a Cooper.
SONNY'S POV
Gosh! That Conroy jerk is back! I really hate him, and that's an understatement! If murder was legal, he would so be dead by now. He thinks that he can just date every girl in sight, but news flash, he can't! Hopefully the fact that I'm dating Chad will make James stay away. I'm worried it's not enough, though.
I walked over to the Mackenzie Falls' set. I needed to talk to Chad. They were in the middle of a scene.
"Chloe, the time for talking is over." Chad said. Man Mackenzie Falls was repetitive!
"I need to talk to you!" I said, loud enough for Chad to hear.
"WHO'S TALKING WHILE I'M ACT-oh, hey Sonny! Cut! M'lady is here!" Chad always hated when people talked while he acted. I was the only exception. I felt special!
"Hey, Chad, can I talk to you in private a bit?"
"Sure thing!" He grabbed my hand, and we walked over to his dressing room. He sat on his couch and motioned for me to sit next to him. I sat down, laying my head on his shoulder. He wrapped his arm around me, "So, what's up?" He asked me, honesty in his voice.
"Well, I'm just really freaked out that James is back. I'm worried he's going to try to get me back."
"Well, if anyone messes with m'lady, they'll be messed with too."
"What are you going to do, Chad?"
"I can get him fired! I fired Hayden!"
"You're the reason he was fired!"
"Did I say Hayden? I meant the old lunch lady, Peyton."
"I don't remember her."
"Exactly! That's because I fired her!" I knew Chad was lying. I decided to just go along with it.
"Sure. Now back to James. I'm really freaked out! Who knows what he'll do!"
"And like I said, he won't touch you with me around. I won't let him."
"Thanks Chad." I put my arms around him, enveloping him in a hug. He kissed my forehead, and I closed my eyes, "Chad, don't you ever wish that things would just stop?"
"Sometimes, Sonny."
TAWNI'S POV
I can't believe it! James Conroy is back! He broke my heart once, but I still want him back. Sonny can't understand this. James is hot. I'm pretty! It just works! And Tawni Hart wants what she can't have. And now James was a Teen Gladiator! Those guys were total hunks! They were way better looking than Cooper ever would be. (A/N Once again, that was painful to write! Lol) And this new Gladiator was going to be guest starring on So Random this week! I hope I get to play his love interest and not Sonny. Sonny always gets to kiss the hot guys. My cocoa mocha cocoa lips should deserve some love, too! I was the one who always got stuck in the embarrassing costumes. I seemed to keep having to be animals lately. Sonny got to be the cute farm girl who met a cute cowboy, and I was the horse. Sonny got to be the zookeeper who got together with the cute tourist, and I was the elephant. Sonny was the veterinarian who got together with the hot technician, and I was the dog. I was tired of being fuzzy! So this week, I wanted to be the leading lady. I'm sure Marshall will let me. It was time to check.
"Hey Marshall!" I said as I entered his office.
"Oh, hello Tawni. This isn't about Tawni Town, is it?" What did he have against Tawni Town? It's one heck of a town!
"No, it isn't. You know how James is guest starring this week?"
"Uh, yes?"
"Well, I want to be his leading lady on the show this week, not Sonny."
"That's fine, Tawni. It's a sketch about two giraffe's falling in love." Not another animal!
"Oh, no, I'm NOT being an animal again!"
"Then you can't be James' leading lady." How dare he!
"Can't we change the sketch to two nerds falling in love? I'll do anything as long as I'm not an animal."
"I'm sorry but Mr. Condor already approved the sketch. We have to do it. Sonny can be the other giraffe if you don't want to be an animal that much."
"Fine, she can have it."
"Good."
"Now, about Tawni Town?" I might as well ask again while I was here.
"It's never happening."
"But Marshall!" I whined.
"No, now get to rehearsal." I gave him a harrumph and walked out of the room. Tawni Town would happen one day. And so would my marriage to James Conroy!
SONNY'S POV
I walked into my dressing room where Tawni was sitting eagerly on the couch.
"Sonny! I'm glad you here! I have important news for you!" I hope it was good news.
"What?" I sat down next to her in the loveseat.
"James Conroy is guest starring this week on So Random!"
"NO!" I screamed. Not him again!
"No? More like yes! It's our chance to get back together!" Was she crazy?
"No, Tawni, you don't want to get back together with him. He's evil!"
"No, he's hot! And Tawni dates hot."
"Well, you better play his leading lady."
"Well, I talked to Marshall about that. I wanted to, but then I had to be a giraffe, and I'm not being an animal again, so you're gonna be his leading lady!"
"No! No no no no! Tawni! What were you thinking!" She was such an idiot!
"I was thinking that I don't want to be an animal again! Come on, it's just acting! You do it every week!"
"But James still likes me! I'm with Chad, and he's going to try to ruin that! I can't do it!"
"But you will!" I tried to run out of the room, but Tawni blocked the door. Darn my heels.
"Tawni, I can't do this!"
"It's just one little kiss, Sonny. Nothing big. Besides, you'll be in a giraffe suit. It's not like anything bad can happen to you."
"Tawni, you should really think more."
"I do think! I think all the time!"
"About what?"
"Myself."
"Bye Tawni."
"NO!" What now?
"What?"
"You're not leaving till you pinky promise you'll do the sketch." What were we, four? I stuck out my pinky and intertwined it with hers.
"Fine, I pinky promise."
"Good", Tawni was beaming now, "now get me a fro-yo." I shook my head no and left the room. Some things I would never do.
I hope you liked this! Hahaha, it was sort of humorous writing this, because I was listening to Evanescence, which if you know them, they aren't the peppiest band, but I was listening to that as I wrote, and man, it's funny writing happy Tawni stuff while listening to Evanescence! lol!
I hope you enjoyed! Thanks for all of the reviews! R&R!
Love, Twipi :D
