For badassumbreon, who asked for a Luna Lovegood + Espurr fic. It was difficult writing this without spoilers, honestly!
Luna Lovegood stared.
Blue eyes ringed with purple stared back.
Luna decided she like it. It could keep up with her in staring matches. Not many people could do that.
"I'm Luna," she told the creature. "Who are you?"
"Espurr? Espurr esp," the creature said.
"An Espurr you are, then," Luna declared grandly. "Oh, are you a Pokémon? Harry Potter brought some back with him in his journey to the Otherworld, you know. It's a shame nobody believes him. Cornelius Fudge is covering it up, he says they're familiars. As if. It's all part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, the vampires don't want anyone to know they feel threatened by Harry Potter. Or is it Void now?"
"Purr Espurr esp."
"If you are a Pokémon, what can you do? The sword-and-shield with Harry Void can do something called Swords Dance. It's very pretty. I think the vampires are afraid of it."
"Purr." The Espurr yawned suddenly, eyes scrunched up and mouth wide. "Purr."
Luna suddenly felt very sleepy. "Oh. I must be getting tired. I'll come back later, Espurr. I promise. We can talk more about the – the Rotfang – the Rotf –" She interrupted herself with a huge yawn, and Espurr stared curiously as she slid to the ground, eyes closed.
Dream Eater was a feast. This human had some wondrous dreams.
It was by far the nicest sleep she'd had, Luna decided. Even better than ones induced with Dreamless Sleep Potion.
