PSManiac: It is the seventh chapter of Multiverse Mishap! Woot! Sadly, something scarier than this chapter has come. Yes, I am talking about the dreaded,

horrifying, and disturbing school. This may slow down the update rate, I may even only update on the weekends. Curse you, school! Anyway, I don't own the stuff

that I didn't create. Special thanks to PhantomBen, CrashFad13, and Christopher Mason. Enjoy!


Chapter Seven: Night of the Living Bread

"Well, if it isn't the bandicoots," Turbozuma said, "Long time, no see."

"What do you want, Turbozuma?" Crunch asked.

"Well, my muscle-bound nemesis," Turbozuma explained, "I have come to take my revengeful revenge revengefully against you in a revengefully revengeful act of

revenge!"

"That's a lot of revenge" Crunch said.

"After N. Terdimensional disappeared," the mummy said, "I traveled the worlds, seeking a way to have my revenge revengefully…"

"Okay! We get it!" everyone yelled.

"... Alright! You don't have to be so mean," Turbozuma said, "Anyway, when I came here I discovered my ability to control zombies. It's so cool! Watch this!"

Turbozuma and the zombies began dancing to the song "Thriller" as the Bandicoots watched in a perplexed way.

"Back to the plot," Turbozuma said when he stopped dancing, "My zombie army and I will destroy all of you!"

"Yeah, but we're behind this here wall," Billy Bob said, "So y'all can't get to us."

Turbozuma smashed the wall to pieces.

"I never thought that he'd do that," Billy Bob stated.

"Charge!" Turbozuma called, and the zombies came and attacked our heroes.

Coco began kicking the zombies' heads off. She punched a zombie arm away and kicked another zombie through the stomach.

"Eww, gross!" Coco said as she wiped zombie goo off of her leg.

Crunch punched and blasted several zombies, but a werewolf pounced on him. He kicked the cursed pooch away.

"A werewolf?" he exclaimed, "He has a werewolf?"

The werewolf growled and tried to pounce on Crunch again. Crunch picked up a stick and threw it. The werewolf skidded to a halt and chased after the stick,

barking happily.

"If there are any other spooks that Turbozuma has, I'm ready to take them on!" Crunch declared.

Suddenly, Frankenstein's monster, the Headless Horseman, and the Wicked Witch of the West appeared.

"I mean," Crunch said, "On a theme park ride or something."


"Well then, let's go," Neo Cortex said as he and the rest of the N- Team headed for the tomb's staircase, but something was blocking their way.

"What is this?" Tropy asked as he set his hand against the invisible wall, "It seems to be some sort of invisible force field!"

"It's a trap!" Nina exclaimed.

"Now, now, Nina," Cortex comforted, "Let's not jump to conclusions."

His left foot gently stepped on a tiny pebble.

"It's a trap!" Neo screamed as he jumped five feet into the air, "Man your battle stations, close the hatches, and hide my Sunny and Cher CD collection!"

A nearby wall opened, revealing a certain rat scientist.

"Hey," Neo said, "You're Ratsputin, that Swedish rat scientist guy."

"I'm Russian!" Ratsputin snapped.

"Meh, Tomato Potato," Cortex said.

"That's not how the saying goes, Cortex," Tropy corrected.

"Anyway," Ratsputin said, "I need you guys' help! It is a matter of life or death!"

"No way, fur face," Cortex said.

"I've got churros," Ratsputin said as he held out Cortex's favorite treat.

"Churros!" Cortex screamed.

"Yes, churros," Ratsputin said, "Not only will I give you all the churros you can eat, but I'll also throw in my power crystal."

"Sounds fair enough," Uka Uka said.

"So, do we have a deal?" Ratsputin asked.

Suddenly, Cortex pounced on Ratsputin and began eating the churro happily.

"I guess," Ratsputin grunted, "I'll have to take that as a 'yes.'"

"Churros," Cortex whispered.

"Can I have a bite?" N. Gin asked.

"My churro!" Neo snapped.

"Okay!" N. Gin said, backing away.

"Something tells me," Tropy said, "That this is going to be long, hard, and very humiliating."


Billy Bob blasted at the zombies with his trusty musket.

"Need any help, Fangula?" Billy Bob called to the large bat that was flying through the air.

"No thanks!" Fangula called back as he picked up a zombie and threw it far away.

Billy Bob blasted a zombie that lunged itself at Fangula from behind.

"Thank you, my second grade education friend," Fangula said.

"It was third grade!" Billy Bob called.

Aku Aku formed a body out of rubble and began fighting the zombies. Several zombies latched themselves onto the mask spirit's arm. Aku Aku shook them off, and

they flew into Frankenstein's Monster, which fell over and spooked the Horseman's horse. The Headless Horseman fell of his steed and dropped his flaming pumpkin

head onto the witch. The Wicked Witch of the West fell into a pool of water and disintegrated.

"Well, that was convenient," Crunch said, "But there's still too many of them!"

Crash continued to fight, and heard something snort near his leg. He looked down and saw Billy Bob's pet boar, Petunia, sitting there. Crash picked her up. Petunia

sneezed on some zombies that were sneaking up on Crash, and they turned to dust.

"What just happened?" Coco asked.

"Of course!" Fangula said, "Wart hog snot is the main ingredient in Zom-Be-Gone!"

"Stay back!" Crunch called to the zombies, "We have a loaded pig here, and we're not afraid to use it!"

"A pig?" Turbozuma asked, "As if that will work. I laugh at your face!"

Crash pointed Petunia at a nearby group of zombies and fired. The Zombies disintegrated when wart hog's nasal substances sprayed all over them.

"Get them!" Turbozuma ordered.

The zombies came closer to Crash, before disintegrating.

"They are disintegrating faster than they are attacking!" Turbozuma exclaimed.

Soon, all of the zombies were gone, and Crash pointed Petunia to Turbozuma.

"No!" Turbozuma cried, covering his face.

No snot shot out of Petunia's nose. Turbozuma grinned.

"Are you out of ammo, bandicoot?" Turbozuma asked as he whipped out his golden, spiked hammer, "How convenient."


The N- Team and Ratsputin walked through the cybernetic rat scientist's laboratory.

"Come, I have to show you something," Ratsputin said as he led the group to a door with a sign that said "Blueprint Room" on the front.

Ratsputin opened the door and the N-Team found themselves in a huge warehouse-like room with four or five blueprints scattered everywhere.

"This room is very," Neo stated, "Empty."

"It's all because of that stupid, lying Wolfgang!" Ratsputin exclaimed, "He has somehow been stealing my blueprints, and calling most of them his own! I need you

to find out how Wolfgang has been stealing my plans and put a stop to it! I'll give you the equipment in the main lab."

They began to leave the warehouse, but Neo stopped when he noticed that something was stuck to the sole of his boot. He picked it up and realized it was a very

torn up blueprint sheet. On the sheet was a picture of what looks like some sort of airplane turbine engine with two antennae on the back, two hoses connected to

the ground near the front, and solar plates on the top. The building instructions were torn off.

"Are you coming, Uncle?" Nina asked, calling.

"I'm coming!" Cortex called as he pocketed the blueprints and followed his minions.

Inside the main lab, Ratsputin suited up the N- Team with their spy hunting equipment. Yes, their very heavy spy hunting equipment.

"And finally, these are you night vision goggles," Ratsputin explained, "They are goggles that gives you vision at night."

He handed a pair to Tropy, who had trouble holding them up.

"Does it have to be made of concrete?" Tropy asked, grunting.

"Maybe," Ratsputin said.

Suddenly, alarms and red lights went off.

"Something has been detected in the tunnels under the lab!" Ratsputin exclaimed, "It might be the spy. Go down there, and defeat him!"

The N- Team slowly walked away, dragging their heavy equipment behind them.

"Perhaps I should have given them lighter equipment," Ratsputin said to himself, "No, they'll be fine."


Crash quickly leapt out of the way of Turbozuma's swinging hammer.

"You can't evade me for long, bandicoot!" Turbozuma called, "You will eventually tire out. Myself, on the other hand, I can't get exhausted because I'm dead!"

He smashed the hammer into the ground. Crash jumped up and grabbed onto a tree branch. He swung back and forth, before he leapt forward and kicked

Turbozuma in the face. Turbozuma quickly realigned his jaw and went after the bandicoot. Billy Bob shot Turbozuma's hammer out of the huge mummy's hand.

"Now you are going to get it, you rat!" Turbozuma roared.

He sent several of his bandages at Coco, Crunch, Aku Aku, Billy Bob, and Fangula, and the bandages tied themselves around the five. They were now trapped and

can't do anything. That is what I would call something that would give you a bad day.

"Now, where is that bandicoot?" Turbozuma asked himself.

He felt a rock hit the back of his head. He turned around and saw Crash a few feet away, waving and with a rock in his hand. He threw the rock and it his

Turbozuma in the face.

"Come here so that I can kill you!" Turbozuma roared as he launched himself at the bandicoot.

Crash simply moved out of the way, revealing a tombstone.

"This is going to hurt," Turbozuma said.

The mummified emperor's head collided with the tombstone painfully. Turbozuma grabbed Crash and pushed him against a tree.

"Prepare to be destroyed!" Turbozuma yelled.

Crash showed Turbozuma a rock that the bandicoot was holding.

"What are you doing?" Turbozuma questioned.

Crash threw the rock up. It hit a beehive on one of the branches.

"Oh, that," Turbozuma said.

The beehive fell on Turbozuma's face. He screamed and ran around the graveyard with his face covered in bees. He stopped in his tracks.

"Wait a minute," the ancient emperor said, "I'm dead. The bees can't hurt me, they're just annoying."

He swatted the bees away and stomped his way to Crash.

"Alright then, bandicoot," Turbozuma said, "This is going to hurt you, more than it's going to hurt me."


Next time on Crash: Multiverse Mishap

The Crash must face the dreaded Turbozuma, mono a muerto. That's dead in Spanish! I think… I'm not exactly sure. Anyway, the N- Team will hunt for the spy that

has been stealing Ratsputin's blueprints. What will happen? Find out in Chapter Eight: Randomness from the Black Lagoon.


PSManiac: Review and suggest, or Petunia will sneeze on you!