Basket Sponge: Season One: Episode 7 - Betrayal
Following the events of The New Member.
LeBron goes home after the game. He feels like a horrible coach, after the way he treated Sandy.
Meanwhile
Sandy is running through the streets.
"Sandy! My love! Stop! It's late! Let me take you home! We can go to bed!" Squidward tells Sandy.
"Noo! I must keep running wherever the night takes me! Not even love is strong enough to stop me!" Sandy disagrees with him.
"Then screw it, it's late and I have no idea where the hell I am." Squidward says as he leaves.
"Perfect!" Sandy agrees as she goes to a secret building and enters inside.
"Sandy. Did you succeed in your task?" Adam 'The Ghost Smith' asks Sandy.
"Yes, coach. I joined the Bulldogs for 1 game." Sandy explains.
"Did you make them lose?" Adam inquires.
"Yeah, it was pretty easy. All I had to do was make that lobster guy really angry, and he sabotaged me the entire game. He didn't even realize he was hurting the team." Sandy explains about the whole game.
"Perfect! And you feel we can beat them in the next game?" Adam asks her.
"Yes, sir. They're terrible." Sandy agrees about the crappiness of the team.
"Good. You've done your job, Sandy." Adam says as he hands her a uniform. "Welcome to the Toon Tomahawks!"
"I feel kinda evil. Ya know...for plotting against the Bulldogs." Sandy comments.
"The Bulldogs have been the chief rival of the Tomahawks for years! Finally, now that they have a new coach and new players, we can DESTROY them this season! And the trophy is ours!" Adam explains about the Tomahawks and the Bulldogs with the rival championship.
"Yeah...I mean, I am from Bikini Bottom though. And they're my friends. So it's kinda awkward." Sandy says.
"Well, those friendships have to end NOW. Raise your head high! You're a Tomahawk! Never forget that!" Adam tells Sandy otherwise.
"Yes sir..." Sandy agrees as she sighs.
The next morning, at the Bulldogs' gym
"So, team, I've been feeling pretty bad about last night's game. A lot of things went wrong. I lost my temper, and my best player." LeBron tells his team.
"The love of my life!" Squidward complains as he starts crying.
"But listen, we have a game this Friday...against our chief rival, The Toon Tomahawks!" LeBron reminds him.
"The taco hawks? Are those like giant hawks...that poop TACOS? That is LEGIT!" Patrick asks himself about The Toon Tomahawks.
"Patrick, go outside and count all the grains of sand you can find in Bikini Bottom." LeBron tells him.
"Oh boy! I get to eat sand!" Patrick shouts as he runs outside.
"Anyway, that means we have some serious training to do. We need to show the Tomahawks what we're made of. Does anybody remember what happened last time we played the Tomahawks?" LeBron explains as he inquires what will happen next.
"They crushed us...like 200 - 0." Larry reminds the team.
"Exactly. That's because they're organized. So today, we're gonna work on organizational skills." LeBron says.
Patrick runs inside, extremely fatter than normal. "I'm back!"
"You counted all the sand in Bikini Bottom?" LeBron asks Patrick.
"Well, I was...but then I found a big fat ugly sand monster! So I ate him! ...wait..." Patrick says before he vomits Mrs. Puff.
"Oh my goodness! What in the Heavens is going on here!" Mrs. Puff says as she inflates. "You'll pay for this Patrick!" Mrs Puff then rolls out the door, but gets stuck in the doorway. " ...a little help?"
"We should probably help her." SpongeBob says.
"Just leave her. We need to start practicing!" LeBron tells them."I'm gonna teach you guys something called boxing out!"
"Boxing? Hell YESH!" Patrick shouts as he punches LeBron in the face. LeBron calmly takes an axe, and chops Patrick's head off.
"Haha! This is sweet! I can see up people's pant legs! ...ewwwwwwww! Squidward, you need to SHAVE DOWN THERE!" Patrick's decaptaited head comments."Sandy would NOT approve! Shave before next time she comes over!"
"Okay that's ENOUGH, Patrick! I rarely wear pants, anyways! I'm only wearing them because I'm in the team uniform!" Squidward tells him.
"Oh...that's true...then how have I never noticed your disgusting HAIRS down th-." Patrick complains.
"Enough!" LeBron says as he sews Patrick's head back on. "That was a bad idea."
"Ya think?" Patrick asks him.
"Anyway, now I'm gonna show you how to box out." LeBron says.
"What's boxing out?" SpongeBob asks about boxing out.
"I'm about to show y-..." LeBron says as he gets punched in the face by Patrick.
"Ohhh yeah baby! I should be on TV! I am the freakin' best boxer EVER!" Patrick relieaves himself.
"TV isn't where you belong. When I'm done with you, you're gonna be in the obituary!" LeBron tells him.
"Watch you're language! There are women here!" Patrick reminds LeBron.
"He didn't say what you think. And there are no women here!" tells Patrick.
"Unless you count Squidward! Haha!" Patrick says.
"Atleast I have hair down there!" Squidward tells him.
"Oh yeah? Well atleast I...have...uh...antennas? Pretty lame, actually...dang it." Plankton says.
"ENOUGH! I'm determined to teach you guys how to box ou-." LeBron tells him.
"Woo-hoo! You know, for a couch, it doesn't feel that soft when I hit you." Patrick says as he punches LeBron and sits on the unconscious LeBron.
"This practice is going nowhere..." Larry complains.
At the next game
"5 minutes before the game. Your team ready?" LeBron asks the other coach, Adam.
"Hahahaha. Says the coach who's team we beat 200 - 0 last game." Adam reminds them.
"Things have changed." LeBron convinces him.
"Oh really? I'd love to hear about all of your SPLENDID accomplishments." Adam says.
"Uh...well, Patrick hit puberty last week." LeBron says.
"Sooo many unanswered questions!" Patrick complains as he is crying in the corner.
"There, there. Take it all in, buddy." SpongeBob says.
"Well...that's beautiful. Meanwhile, we've obtained the best basketball player I've seen in decades. Sandy, come here for a minute!" Adam explains.
"Howdy, ex-coach!" Sandy says as he runs over to Adam.
"Sandy?! But...how...I thought..." LeBron says.
"Hahaha. What's that? All of a sudden you're sorry for the way you treated her? Well, it's a little late for that, isn't it? She's come to a much better team, with a much better coach. A team that wins, and a team that treats her fairly." Adam explains.
"But...uh...I don't understand..." LeBron says.
"It's called betrayal, my friend. Welcome to life." Adam says as him and Sandy walk to the other end of the gym.
"Guys! I have something important to let you know!" LeBron shouts as he walks back to his end of the gym.
"What is it?" SpongeBob inquires.
"The Tomahawks have Sandy now!" LeBron shouts.
"...WHAT?" Larry asks.
"She left us for them...she...betrayed us." LeBron says.
"Well, Coach, you were a complete ass to her." reminds him.
"True...but now we have no chance of winning this game! She's the best!" LeBron says.
"Ahem! I will stand up, and conquer that rodent! Ever since she joined the team, I've always hated that squirrel!" Larry shouts as he explains his hatred to Sandy.
"Um. What did you just say?" Squidward inquires.
"Ahem! I will stand up, and conquer that rod-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Larry says.
"Insult my girl, you get the teeth!" Squidward says as he is biting Larry's legs.
Buzzer beeps. The game begins.
"Hello, archenemy." Larry says as he dribbles down the court.
"We meet again, Lobster." Sandy says as Squidward tackles Sandy and begins kissing her to death.
"FOUL ON THE SQUID!" The Referee annouces.
"What? Foul? You SUCK!" Squidward conveys the anger to the referee.
"Unsportsman-like conduct on the squid!" The Referee continues his nnouces.
"What the heck? Kiss my-." Squidward complains.
"ELIMINATION ON THE SQUID!" The Referee roars.
"What does that mean?" Squidward inquires.
"You're kicked out of the game. Come sit on the bench. Plankton, go sub for Squidward." LeBron explains as he tells Squidward who he is being subbed for.
"Finally! Some action! My glory day has come! The day I have stepped forth onto the court, shall be a day I never forget! My great grandchildren will honor this day in our family heritage. For centuries, the generatio-." Plankton explains about his family.
SPLAT
"Watashi wa tawagoto no chīsana bubun ni kyōka shite iru!" Sun Jeong complains as he looks at his shoe.
"I'm gonna use Google Translate when I get home..." Plankton notes as he moans.
"Eat that, Lobster Boy!" Sandy shouts as he dribbles down the court, and dunks..
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Larry groans.
"She's so sexy..." Squidward describes Sandy from the bench.
AT HALFTIME
"Guys, we're down 20 - 76. The game's not as bad this time. We're playing better defense, because I taught you how to box out-" LeBron explains the game as before halftime.
"I'm so great at this!" Patrick comments as he punches LeBron in the face.
"I'm pissed off at that rodent." Larry says.
"What'd you say about my girl?" Squidward inquires.
"Shut up, Hairy Parts." Larry complains.
"Wow...gosh...I'm self-conscious about that, because of you guys. Thanks a lot." Squidward says as Michael Clownfish sneaks into the Bulldog's locker-room.
"Larry. Come out here." Michael Clownfish whispers to Larry.
"Be back in a sec, guys." Larry says as he leaves.
"Dude, I wanna team up with you." Michael Clownfish tells Larry.
"What do you mean?" Larry inquires.
"That squirrel stole my position as point guard! She's the top player!" Michael complains.
"I know how that feels, bro." Larry says.
"So, can you please help me sabotage her for the rest of the game? I'll help your team win! I promise!" Michael requests.
"You gotta deal, my fishy friend." Larry says.
Buzzer beeps. The 2nd half begins.
Sandy dribbles down the court.
Michael grabs her arms and makes her shoot into the wrong basket.
"Sandy! Why would you do that?" Adam inquires.
"I don't know what happened!" Sandy tells him.
Larry trips Sandy.
Adam: SANDY! Get off the floor, what are you DOING?
As the game continued, Larry and Michael work together, and bring Sandy down.
Buzzer beeps. The game ends.
"Team! We did it! We won our first game ever! 200 - 100! Doesn't it feel great?" LeBron congratulates the team.
"Sure does!" Larry says as he looks across the gym and gives Michael a thumbs up.
Michael gives Squidward a thumbs up, and watches Coach Adam as he scolds Sandy.
"So am I off the team, Coach?" Sandy asks Adam.
"No. I've seen your skills. We'll need you in the future. Especially the tournament." Adam says.
"Yay!" Sandy shouts.
"Dang it! I sabotaged you for nothing the entire 2nd half!" Michael shouts.
"Grrrrrrr...what was that, Michael?" Sandy inquires.
"Heh-heh...nothing..." Michael tells her.
"Maikeru wa, anata ga ki kitanai oshirinoanadearu!." Sun Joeng says.
"...I need Google Translate." Michael groans.
Author's Note:
So, guess. Really guess why I did this.
I don't have a reason. The End.
The Imperial Ghost - December 2nd, 2015.
