AN: Well, first of all, thanks for the alerts and favs and reviews~ and second of all... I have state competition coming up soon, and since it's state, it means more time needed to study, and hopefully I'll get a good place like how I did in the regionals...
As many of you know, Japan is in a lot of trouble and pain right now. Pray and hope for them. Let's all help them in the ways that we can. Hope for the safety of the wounded, and remember the ones that had pass by. Thank you
Thank you JeanneSama (Thanks for pointing out the misuse of language! it's now fixed), Jayshock, and pyromaniacqueen (I'll try to fit in some of Germany&Ukraine moments) for reviewing~
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Matthew 'Canada' Williams is wondering if he should open the door- Kumajiro
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Matthew 'Canada' Williams is now trying to open door while trying to stop me from eating pancakes- Kumajiro
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Matthew 'Canada' Williams is now soaked in maple syrup- Kumajiro
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Matthew 'Canada' Williams wished that he hadn't just opened the door- Kumajiro
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Matthew was actually a bit frightened after finding WHO it was behind that door.
Namely, a pissed off Romano that had his trade-mark scowl on his face because Canada made him wait for over two minutes outside of the door. And because now the Italian had maple syrup all over his jacket, courtesy of SOMETHING that dwelled inside of Canada's room.
*coughKumajirocough*
And now Romano was just staring him in silence.
And THAT freaked him out even more…
A lot more, with Romano just staring at him…
And staring at him…
And staring at hi-
"So…"
Oh, it stopped…
"Um, y-yes?" Matthew responded with a hesitated tone, kind of wondering if Romano was going to go through a full-out rampage about getting his clothes ruined. In turn, Romano just snorted at the tone, and rolled his eyes at the Canadian.
"What's with the sissy tone, it's not like I'm going to attack you. I'm here to talk to you about… that parasite… that dominated my couch."
Both were at a standstill after the words came out of Romano's mouth, one with a look of hesitation and one with a look of confusion.
"P-parasite? What do you me-"
"That albino freak of yours, idiota."
Romano sat back after finally getting his point across, and stared at the Canadian hard before Matthew finally connected one with one.
"Oh… Gil?"
"What's with the bitterness, I thought that you had the fuckin' hots for him? Or did you g-"
Matthew turned around and gave the Italian a weary look, successfully shutting the Italian up, and walk towards the man on the couch, and bent down to Romano's eye level.
"And what does that have to do with YOU being here, Romano? Why are you here instead of him? What do YOU gain from doing this, eh?"
"Now that you ladies had so kindly provided this amusing entertainment for us, will we please get back on track to what we were supposed to do?" Arthur mused from behind the café's glass door at the group of females outside who were taking a break from beating up the bloody frog, and gave the girls all a slight smile before gesturing them towards the inside of the café.
All the while leaving Francis behind, outside on the cold and hard concrete sidewalk.
Yes… Arthur loved the sight of that…
"Ahem, now that we're all inside…" Arthur coughed as the chatter amongst the girls waned while they all gradually settled down onto the cushioned benched, grabbing their attention, and then poked the American that still had his nose in the magazine that he was reading.
"Ouch! Iggy! Why did you poke that hard?" Alfred responded with a little yelp before rubbing the spot where he was poked *coughbrutallyviolatedcough*, and gave a little mumble under his breath before putting the magazine aside, ignoring the amused gazes of the girls sitting around the table they were at.
"What did you say?" Arthur mused yet again, peering at the American who was still mumbling under his breath, and successfully made Alfred squirm in his seat..
"N-nothing! Ah… yeah, now that you're all done from beating up France, we've got to talk about what we're really here for! Mattie! Right?" Alfred quickly proclaimed after suddenly changing the topic, and Hungary gave the other girls a knowing smile (which was returned), as the British man gave a snort at what the American said.
"You were the one that called us here, and yet you don't know the topic?"
A pout formed on the American's after hearing what his boyfriend said, and gave Arthur a short glance before returning his attention to the ladies in front of him, not responding back to what the Englishman had said.
England gave a chuckle at the sight, and rolled his eyes back at the looks that he was getting from Hungary.
"Well, anyways, you all know that Mattie's depressed, right? So I was th-"
"Canada's depressed?"
"Wait, really? I thought he was happy, with Gil asking him out, everyone knew that Matthew likes hi-"
"I know, right? But did any of you saw them together after Gil 'asked' Canada out?"
"Yeah! I thought that only I noticed! No wonder something seemed off about the atmosphere!"
"Oh my God! Mattie must be so confus-"
"SHUT IT!"
Everyone in the café stared at the outburst that the Englishman just had, and then quieted down with murmurs as England returned to flipping through the magazine that America had set aside earlier on.
The girls sitting at their table just rolled their eyes at the gesture and sat back, finally all having their attention on the sheepish looking American sitting with them, and waited for America to speak.
"Yeah, thanks Iggy… well, anyways~ Mattie's having a bit of problems with the albino asshole, BUT, since Mattie's my bro… and he should be happy, 'cause he's suppose to be, and he's not right now… so I have come to the conclusion to have you all give me ways to get Matt and bird-freak together! So Matt will be happy!" he proclaimed loudly, once again making the other people in the café stare at them.
Except for Turkey and Greece, who were still fighting with each other in that corner over there…
"So… what you're saying is that you can't think of anything and you need our help…" Seychelles mused from her seat, with Taiwan and Belgium chuckling next to her.
"Of course not! What do you think I am? It's not like I'm incapable of thinking up some amazing ideas for Matt! A hero knows how to plan things! I just need some… inspiration…"
Arthur gave another snort from behind the magazine, making America glance back at the man with a nervous look.
When he returned to looking at the girls, they all had a look of doubt on their faces…
"Um… okay…yeah… I need some help…"
"WHAT?"
Lovino gave the Canadian an outrageous look before letting the atmosphere fall back to silence, and Matt leaned back onto the sole of his feet before returning the glare with a look of his own.
"Well, why else would you be doing… this?" he gestured at the Italian in front of him, proving his point at what he was getting to. Romano continued to stare at him before standing up, and then…
Walked to the door...
"Wow, bastard, is that what I seem to you? You do realize that I do have a heart, right?"
Ouch, burn…
"It's not for my own good, douchebag. Do you know how fuck-up your albino bastard looks like right now? Did you even get a look at him? No. Because you've locked yourself in this room instead fuckin' dealin' with your boy-problem."
Canada just stared at the tone that the Italian had used, still unable to get over the fact that Romano sounded like he actually wanted to… help…
In Romano's world, it's like down on the list next to 'coaxing Antonio to have a tomato instead of having hardcore, passionate, rough sex with him'
"You wanted to help?" he mused, a slight smile forming on his face as he watched the sputtering Italian, who choked as soon as those words left the Canadian's mouth.
"N-No! I'm just don't like it when he takes over my couch! Do you know WHAT he's doing in Antonio and my dor-"
"Yeah, Romano… I know… thanks, though. You're the only person that came and actually t-"
"Now that I've got you out of your bitchy mood, let's go."
"W-Wha-AAAHHHHHHH~"
Slam.
Matthew 'Canada' Williams Italian dragged Owner out of door- Kumajiro
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Matthew 'Canada' Williams Owner is gone, now I can finally eat pancake- Kumajiro
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From: Tomatoes :)
To: LovinoVargas
Message: U got Matt to come out of his room yet, amore?
From: LovinoVargas
To: Tomatoes :)
Message: who r u calling 'amore', jackass? And yeah, he finally stopped his sissy rant. On the way down.
From: Tomatoes :)
To: LovinoVargas
Message: Gil and I r already down BTW, promised him a beer if he would, mi Lovi~
From: LovinoVargas
To: Tomatoes :)
Message: 'Lovi' my ass. My name is LOVINO, asshole. And THAT money 4 the beer is coming up of ur account.
From: Tomatoes :)
To: LovinoVargas
Message: But u never complained when I call u Lovi in bed~. And, si, I know, mi Lovi~
From: LovinoVargas
To: Tomatoes :)
Message: FUCK THAT!
From: Tomatoes :)
To: LovinoVargas
Message: Hm? But u luv it whenever I top u and moan 'Lovi' over and over again… And that's a lot…
"I never knew that you liked to bottom, eh…"
"MATTHEW DON'T YOU DARE LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER EVER AGAIN OR ELSE I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FUCKIN' BALLS AND FEED THEM TO THE GODDAMN DOGS!"
"Yes ma'am…"
What do you think? next couple that I should portray? I did a bit of USUK and a bit of Spamano... to those of you that like that pairing...
R&R!
