Sasuke stared at his brother, Mangekyo Sharingan eyes blazing. He was not sure why Naruto was in this town or why Itachi and the shark man were after the blond but it did not matter, finally he would get his revenge.
"i should thank you brother, if it wasn't for you then I would never have learnt what true suffering is. Let me show it to you," he smirked.
"Oh? I would like to see you try," Itachi responded a smrik also on his face.
"Hey Naruto..." Sasuke called out, "don't you think they make a cute couple?"
Naruto stared at the two, a look of concentration on his face.
Itachi stared at his brother, "it appears that you have lost what little reamins of your mind younger brother."
"you should not try to hide your feelings nii-san. Naruto why don't you help them out?" something about Sasuke's smirk sent cold chills up Itachi's spine, he was about to respond when suddenly everything went black.
A second later Itachi found himself floating along on a giant pink petal with Kisame next to him.
Then Naruto's voice filled the air.
There's a place where the crazy moon
Makes the monkeys sing and the baboons swoon
And the sultry scent of the lotus bloom
Will carry you away
Naruto pushed some sort of flower into Itachi's face causing the missing-nin to sneaze sending the petals flying everywhere. When his vision cleared Itachi saw several hippos swinging on vines.
Where the hippos swing from the jungle vines
And the rhino rhumba in a conga line
And the pink flamingoes are intertwined
As the stars come out to play
The rhino's ran into the flamingos causing stars to appear which Naruto grabbed a hold off and threw up into the sky.
"not real. it's not real," itachi muttered to himself yet no matter how much he tried his angekyo was adamant that it was in fact real, everything he saw, the stars, the dancing animals, everything in some bright pastel tone was all real and it would not end!
In Upendi
Where the passionfruit grows sweet
And it's so divine
That you lose your mind
As it sweeps you off your feet
In Upendi
Without a worry or a care
It just takes two
To make it true
Your heart will lead you there
"Oh hell no!" Itachi cried as he tried to shove Kisame away, the blue idiot tried to kiss him! "Stop this! Stop this now I want out! I want out," he sobbed quietly. "I want out."
You better watch your step 'cause the path is steep
Better hold your breath cause the water's deep
It's a long way down over Lovers' Leap
But falling's half the fun!
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"In Upendi. In Upendi. In Upendi. In Upendi," the comatose missin-nin murmured, his eyes unseeing as he rocked himself back and forth. Sasuke walked up to the older Uchiha, "now our family is avenged brother," he whispered. "and remember if you come near me ever again...Naruto has a lot more songs he wishes to share with you."
"In Upendi. In Upendi. In Upendi."
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Am I the only one who wanted to break Itachi's mind with a disney song? Yes!? Well clearly the rest of you are insane because that is a perfectly logical thought and desire to have.
