Note: Hey guys! Thanks to the people for voting! Sorry, voting was short, I am leaving Friday- Sunday then again Monday- Thursday, so look for the new chapter up Thursday OR Friday. Since we tested out the voting mechanism, or poll. I will have the the last two contestants on a poll, and you will choose the winner, I probably won't make the Finale for a whole week, so we get enough votes!
Note: I don't own Red Vs Blue, or Bungie.
Red vs Blue Reality
Episode 7: Reality bites back!
This vote off is intense, I know it's Doc that's going home! They like me WAY better than him! He's a pervert! I know Tucker voted for me! Plus Grif! Oh wait, he's not on my team! Wait, what...
"Sister, your done, pack your things and take the vulture home!"
Sister jumped out of her seat, "What! How could I be voted off!"
"Sorry, but please, go!"
"Fine, but Tucker..."
"Huh, what?"
"I just wanted to say that I know you-ugh!", The Brute pulled her away, "Get off! TUCKER!"
"Ohhk, odd.", Tucker said and everyone agreed.
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The next day...
Sheila was going out for a morning drive when Lopez stopped her.
"Listen, I know you don't want to be here, so let's both get voted off!"
"Why, Lopez, I like it here! I...I started to have feelings for one of the humans, I know it's wrong but-"
"WHAT! I knew it! I knew I could never trust a-a..."
"A what?...Lopez?...."
"A woman robot!", Sheila gasped, Lopez was chased around, barley missing a canon to the face, but then, a voice was heard.
"MORNING PEOPLE! TIME TO WAKE UP!"
Everyone went outside to see the grinning suit of Sinister Black. " What do you want?"
"Time for the next challenge!"
"Hey, Tucker do you like cheese?"
"No, Caboose, I don't!"
"Now?!"
"NOW! I have some friends who want to see you!", out came 4 people with snipers, everyone gasped. Andy, who was now alive, Rudolf with blue armor, Alien, and Sister, all stood. "Who ever is the first team to be annihilated by the sniper's loses!
Simmons whined, " But won't they just go for us!?"
"Oh no, no, no, we had a stern talk, they have to wear neck braces, if they hit you with pure jealousy or rage, they get shocked and your still in!"
Grif held up his two thumbs, " Cool!"
"You may start!", as Mr. Black left, Grif was instantly shot by Alien.
"Damn!"
"Alright, form up so we can hide at our-", Sarge was shot too.
Suddenly a voice screamed, "RUN! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"
Church gabbed Tex's hand as everyone went nuts, " now that were even let's get out of here before one of us gets shot."
"Good idea!", They both started to run as fast as they could, Church heard some shot's whizzing by his ear. Tex looked to see he was using her as a shield, hiding behind her, before she could get a word out, she was pinned down by bullets. Church chuckled as he walked maybe five feet and was shot too.
Caboose asked Tucker, if he liked cheese, but Tucker just said he was on fire, which ultimately sent him to run around in circles.
"Remember! We need to take out Doc, and kill him!", Sister said.
"Why again?", Rudolf asked.
"Because I'm paying you to kill him!"
"Blarg!"
Simmons and Lopez hid behind a weapons trunk, Tucker saw them and headed for it, they saw him and told him to go away, but he headed like he was going to push them out, they both looked away and screamed... "What?", Simmons looked, Tucker had been shot.
"I got Doc! Well a blue idiot at least.", Andy yelled.
"That's not Doc, keep trying!", Sister sighed.
Caboose was hit 20 times but still was running in circles. Donut was also hit trying to get Caboose to stop. Simmons and Lopez ran to a hill, but Simmons was shot leaving Lopez last on his team.
Sheila and Lopez met up, " One last shot sweet cheeks, or I'm going it alone."
Sheila sighed, "No, I won't, I was finally reunited with the Blue team and I had missed them for so long while I was Destroyed, I know you hate your team but-"
"Whatever, screw you!", He ran away, Sheila started to drive back. Jenkins was hit while the team tried to hit Sheila.
"Doc! Hey Doc! Where are you?"
"I'm hiding! Get in here! Or were done for! I can't be shot their actually trying to kill me!"
"I can't, I can't fit!"
"Wait I have an idea! Stay out there!", He came out looking all bloodied up, "I'm dead! Oh sorrow, ECK! UGH! OHHH!"
They shrugged as if he were dead, but Sister shot him in the balls, making him really out.... now just down to Sheila and Lopez.
Sheila hid behind her base, they were looking for Lopez anyway, she was home safe, but there was a ticking sound, it started to annoy her and she couldn't find the source, she turned her head to see a bomb implanted on her back. "OH SHI-", A giant blast filled the air the tank head of what was left of her flew the the center of the Gulch, she was shot, her team lost the challenge.
Lopez walked over, " Sorry your team lost, I'd rather you go home and me stay here one more challenge than you be happy with your 'team' they'll just betray you tonight, watch! No one cares about you Sheila, except for me, because robot's are robot's Sheila, that's what we'll be forever, there's no human friends in this world, just human savages!"
She managed to get out, " Your wrong....your wrong Lop-ez. Watch!"
Vote off:
"Sorry, Sheila, but your gone!"
"I can't believe it, you did betray me!"
"Sorry Sheila! You lost us the challenge we all voted for you!", Doc smiled, Sheila was carried out but turned to Caboose.
"You know Caboose, I expected this from the others, but not you.", Caboose just looked at her, then turned.
"Tucker, do you like CHEESE?"
"NO CABOOSE!", Tucker yelled angrily.
After she was already gone, Tex remembered, "I didn't vote her out... that's wierd.", everyone exept Doc and Caboose were thinking they didn't vote her out, Caboose was thinking about cheese and...
FLASHBACK;DOC:
"I'm not going home! Not tonight, so I am switching all of my cards, gave them some drugs in thier punch so they don't really remember who they voted for, and giving them to the person I'm voting which is....enie meanie...SHEILA! Suck it Sister! Im not going home tonight, granted that when they remember, Im in troble, but Im still not out tonight!", he then shook his head like something was in him, then the camera went to Mr. Black.
"Well, see you next time!"
To be continued... Really short chapter, and honestly, not that good, but I promise the next episode WILL make up for it!
