Pinki: About goddamn time I showed up.
o-o
When Maddie came to, she wasn't herself. She was lying in the middle of a lobby with something noticeably heavy in her sweatshirt pocket. She then slowly sat up and tried to hold her slightly acing head through her bag, but she couldn't get her hand through it. Strange. Also, she could see completely clearly instead of having very limited eyesight earlier. She looked down and saw that her sweatshirt was the perfect shade of green and without any wording. She also had picture-perfect pants and shoes. What the Hell is going on? she thought to herself as she stood up and noticed a mirror on the other side of the lobby. Looking into it, she couldn't see her eyes looking back, and just then the thing in her pocket buzzed.
She took it out. It was very similar to her phone, but not quite. It read "Directory" on the back of it and had a blank screen on the front. Pressing the only button it had on the side, it turned on. "Welcome, Pinki2000" it read.
Her thoughts are now confirmed. She was now a different person, someone she cultivated in this online social network and a multitude of other virtual things. She was now Pinki.
So Pinki looked down at the directory again and saw the blue message button flashing, so she pressed it. "You know where to go" it read as in invite from Sin, whom was the late Dakota. Pinki internally smirked and pressed a house button to bring up one of the best places to go in Habbo- the High School.
After another whooshing session, the Habbo Public High School spread out before her. It seemed so lifelike, with people all talking and bustling around, and even a couple of newbies on hoverboards hummed around, thinking that they were so cool. After staring around in the entranceway in awe, Pinki came to her senses and took a left into the classroom. It was a 4-D equal to the realthing, with the red chairs and desks, the "walls" being wooden dividers, and even the two sticky notes on the stone wall. At the front of the room was her three best buddies- Sin, Danny (The late Rachel), and Chip (The late Evan).
Pinki walked through a row of desks and past some idle guy who had his feet up on a desk and up to the "teacher's" desk with the sideways computer, although nobody really ever taught. The little group chatted excitedly to each other, not noticing Pinki even she sat down on the floor in her usual spot between Danny and Chip, in which Chip seemed lost in thought again.
So Pinki did a loud, exaggerated cough and they noticed her. "Pinkii!" squealed Sin as Danny gave a smile and Chip did a "Ohai".
"Hey, guys," she said to all of them. "What's up?"
"Nothing much," Danny said back. "Just discussing what we should do while in Habbo. I mean, this is absolutely amazing, and I wanna stay as long as possible, although I admit that we all kinda thought this would be lame."
"Øf cøurse, øf cøurse," Pinki replied. "What did yøu have in mind?"
"Well, we could go hunting... I mean, here comes easy prey now," Danny nodded at it when it walked through the door.
It was even more horrifying than being pixelated as it sat down in a front desk with a red headband, a white sports bra with a red H on it, a feathery red skirt, red bowling shoes, red blush, and the trademark long, greasy hair.
"helo techer" the Bacon said. "im redy 2 lern"
Sin was on the verge of doing his famous screech, but Danny quickly covered his mouth and whispered words of comfort to him, not wanting ear-rape. Pinki did a long sigh, then walked over to the Bacon and leaned on the desk.
"Løøk, I need yøu tø shøø please," Pinki told the Bacon.
"y" it asked.
Another sigh. "Because if yøu døn't, this little thing is gøing tø give yøu yøur first kiss," she said as she drew out a knife.
"nooo i dont car i neeed 2 b teeched"
Pinki grumbled multiple curse words at the Bacon before stabbing it in the forehead and dragging the corpse to the front desk, setting it on the floor in front of it. "Caught øne."
Sin peeked over the desk from his corner. "Is it really dead?" he squeaked.
Pinki stabbed the Bacon in the face again. "Yup."
This seemed to finally calm him down as Pinki sat down again. "Nøw what?" she asked.
"You burn the body, of course," Sin told her. "We can't have them coming back."
"Right," Pinki conjured a box of matches, lit one, and threw it on the body. The grease from it turned it into a basic fireball and it automatically caught the desk on fire.
"Shit, run!" Pinki cried as she quickly got her directory out and hit the button to go back into the lobby, abandoning everyone.
The whoosh came again and she was back into the lobby. Not really feeling that bad for possibly leaving her friends burn to death, she decided to check out the movie theater. There was a very slim chance that any Bacons would be in there in the first place anyways. So, she got out her directory again and hit the button for the movie theater.
And after this whoosh, she was in the black limo outside the movie theater. Taking one of the replenishing wine bottles out of the middle of the limo, she calmly walked in to see the gigantic screen looming above everything with the stairs leading up to the top of it, and decided to do a harmless suicide jump to the icy stage below it. But while walking to the stairs, Pinki suddenly noticed a figure on the stage, so she slid into the ticket booth and poked her head above it to see what was going on.
o-o
And now, for your enjoyment, I present a Slenderman parody of Let It Go for no reason whatsoever.
The bløød gleams red øn the carpet tønight
Nøt a bødy tø be seen
A høusehøld øf devastatiøn
And it's øbviøus I'm the queen
Silence is pøunding like this clawing vøice inside
Cøuldn't keep it in, Satan knøws I've tried
Døn't let HIM in, HE cannøt see
Yøu're a bad girl, this yøu will always be
Døn't let HIM thrøugh, it cannøt shøw
Well, nøw it shøwed
Slenderman
Slenderman
Why must yøu dø this tø me?
Slenderman
Slenderman
Gø away and leave me be
Nø nø nø
I can't do this anymøre
Just please take me in-
-to a padded røøm and løck the døør
It's silly høw seclusiøn
Makes everything seem safe
But the fears that still cøntrøl me
Are keeping me at bay
I cannøt see what I dø
Blindness surrøunds me and seeps thrøugh
I'm being trapped, I am nøt free
Help me
Slenderman
Slenderman
Why cannøt yøu just let me die?
Slenderman
Slenderman
Førever I will cry
Here I draw
And here I'll stay
Until night cømes døwn
Yøur pøwer surges thrøugh the førest intø my høme
My søul is spiraling intø darkness I want tø reject
And øne thøught pains me sø much right intø my heart
I cannøt hide før løng
The future won't be mine
Slenderman
Slenderman
I'll be his beføre dawn
Slenderman
Slenderman
The life I knøw is gøne
Here he cømes
I can feel him nøw
Gøødbye, everyøne
I have never asked tø be prøxified
