Disclaimer: I do not own Durarara! or any of the characters.
Delic POV
It was late morning when I woke up. Hibiya was sitting on the sofa looking into a pink package on the coffee table, "What's inside there?"
"Hm, oh, your awake" Hibiya smiled walking towards me, I didn't like that smile one bit. "Its something I got for you" Shoving the package into my hands.
"Now hurry up and change, we have breakfast waiting for us. Also make sure you wear what I gave you, unless you never want to eat desserts ever again in your time here" No desserts ever? But that's like eating a sandwich with no filling for the rest of your life, its cruel. Surely what ever inside is just some dumb fancy outfit. "Ok, go change in the bathroom. I'll be waiting out here" I just nodded at his word as I entered the bathroom.
I regret looking inside the package, just what was he thinking. Black bell collar, blond cat ears and tail with black trousers and an oversized white dress shirt, I can't wear this, its ridiculous. Next thing he be doing is making me wear other embarrassing clothes like a dress or something stupid. I sighed, this is all for desserts. Quickly changing into the given clothes, I left the bathroom without even glancing at the mirror. If I did I probably regret it later. Hibiya was waiting on the sofa but turned his head when he heard the door open, "You happy now?"
"mmm to be honest not really. You're missing something"
"And what is that?" I growled
"Your forgetting to pose and go nya~" My eye twitch, his demands were bizarre.
"YOU CAN FORGET THAT. I WOULDN'T DO IT EVEN IF IT WAS YOUR DEATH WISH!"
"How cruel Delic. Do you have no heart?"
"Of course I do. Just not for you"
"Ouch, those were harsh words" he winced in pretended pain, "well, shall we get going my adorable kitty" I blushed, adorable? Sure I been called hot but adorable, that's not me, it's not right. He was trying to mess with me.
"Don't call me that!" I shouted as we both left the room.
In the dinning room, we sat at the right end of the long wooden table, opposite us sat Hibiya sisters Kururi and Mairu. Hibiya parents weren't at the table because of a meeting they had to attend. Kururi and Mairu wouldn't stop staring intensely at me, are they staring because I'm wearing cat ears or is it the collar. God jut spit it out!
"Ne, Delic... why are you wearing that?"
"Why the hell should I know, ask your crazy brother"
A loud boom came from the doors as a boy and a girl burst into the room "Your entertainers Karisawa Erika and..."
"...Yumasaki Walker is here!"
"Now before we start-" there was a slight pause in the room before Erica gasped in surprise and started speaking again. "Walker, look what we have here! A man wearing cat ears and tail, we can make a BL doujinshi out of this Walker" A what? What's a BL? Hibiya was silently laughing as he tried to eat his breakfast.
"Oh a cat boy, he looks like he came out of an anime" Walker was examining me from head to toe, while the brown hair girl stood a bit further back making a square frame with her finger and thumb. "What's your name?"
"Delic..."
"Wait hold it right there!" The girl was looking through her handmade frame "Walker, don't you think Hibiya and Delic look good as a couple? I can see it clearly now, the perfect story." Walker moved backwards slightly to get a good view of the two.
"Oh you're right. It's perfect" Clapping his hands as if to congratulate us.
"So Delic which are you, seme or uke?" I don't know what either of those words means and I do not like where this is going if I trust my instincts. Uke, seme? What the hell are those two blabbering about?
"Hahaha I would top, my dear Erica" Hibiya winked, I stared at them totally not getting the conversation, I don't get this but he can top as much as he want as long as I'm not involved.
"...S and M..."
"Wonderful idea Kururi~ Hibiya we need to borrow your uke if you don't mind"
"Of course, I don't mind, take as long as you want with him" Waving his hands to dismiss us.
"Wait! I am not his uke and I'm not an object to be borrowed"
"But Delic" she whined, "what if I die tomorrow, this could be my death wish"
"How cruel Delic. Do you have no heart?" Hibiya teased. Why have I got a feeling this feels like déjà vu.
"Argh fine" I sighed, following the two cheerful otakus out of the room and in to the hallway. Soon entering a room filled with anime posters and figurines, definitely not a good sign.
"Ok, when you're ready Delic I want you to stand over there" Erica motioned her hand at the corner of the room crammed with plushies. "Now get on your hands and knees, lift your right arm and put your hand in to a first, no, no, no, pretended you are a cat... Ah yes that's the pose, that clueless expression is perfect! Walker are you taking the pictures?"
"Roger" Walker was taking to many snap shots for me to be comfortable with. I bet Hibiya plan this. He knew they were going to do this. Argh that's why he told me to pose before, that little brat.
"Erm... can we stop this"
"Are you camera shy Delic?"
"No... it just this pose is well... you know"
"Oh if that's that problem then let's just change the pose. Ok stand up, hmmmm tilt your head slightly... keep going...stop. Now pose your arm like a cat, there we go!" This is no different from the last pose! The only difference is that I'm just standing up. "aww Delic stop looking so moody. Tell you what. I will get you a picture of Hibiya naked in the shower"
"..."
SNAP
"Nice shot~" Walker said looking at the preview screen in the camera.
"I-I DON'T WANT A PICTURE OF HIM, NO ONE IN THE RIGHT MIND WILL!" Both of them ignored my comment and stared at the screen in the camera
"I think I just made a masterpiece Walker! The blush on his face is speechless"
"Erica your should see the other pose then, it quite as good you know"
"Of course it is! I directed it"
When those two were distracted over the 'great' pictures I silently snuck out of the room without them noticing yet. Escaping from the room I went to the stables where I thought no one would find me, even the two otakus.
TAP, TAP, TAP
Came a sound from behind me, I turned around only to be met with a PDA that had words written on it.
"Are you lost?"
"No, I'm just hiding from two crazy people..." I trailed off when I try to look her in the eyes but... The lady had no head... well this is unusual. The headless lady started typing again.
"Ah, you must of meet Erica and Walker, since your dress like that. Don't worry there actually really nice" I wanted to say Hibiya actually made me wear this but I let that comment slide.
"I'm sure they are..." completely unsure of my own words.
"You can come here anytime you want if things get to hectic, I'm usually always here looking after the horses but I'm sometimes with Shinra whose the doctor here. I'm Celty by the way"
"Ah, I'm Delic. Nice to meet you" I bowed slightly. "Are people always...this strange here" I said trying not to offend her.
"Slightly, you'll get used to it. The people here aren't all that bad as they seem"
I liked Celty, she may not have a head but she was the nicest and most sensible person I have met here so far. We talked and typed for hours, talking about ourselves and other bits and bobs, I found out she was a Dullahan from Ireland looking for her missing head and that she lived with Shinra. But good moments always had to end.
"Celty~! Celty~!" Came a male voice from outside.
"That must be Shinra. I better get going, see you later Delic" I waved Celty goodbye as she left the stable. Boredom quickly grew as I sat there alone staring at Hibiya's horse Alfred, I sighed as I got up from the haystack that me and Celty were sitting on, walking over to Alfred to give it a pet on the head. Alfred nudge my arms constantly, does it want something? Scanning around the stable I saw an orange bucket filled with carrots.
"Hungry?" Alfred nodded at my question, I guess it understood people. I fetched a carrot, feeding it to the horse, Alfred licking my hands after it was finished, it tickled slightly but it cheered my up. "Well... I'll be back tomorrow I guess" Great now I'm talking to a horse, this place is making me crazy. And with that I left the stables heading back to the bedroom.
"Where the hell have you been? Erica and Walker are looking for you"
"It's none of your damn business. Those two were crazy I had to get out"
"But them two were taking such great pictures, take a look~" Hibiya took the picture from his pocket, showing the pictures individually. "Oh this ones my favourite, what do you think?"
"..."
"Hmm I know what you're thinking. Its missing a maid outfit right?"
Bam
Hibiya went flying across the room. There was no need for that comment! "S-S-Shut up, you pervert!" I was boiling with anger as I closed the bathroom door behind me, it's not like I wanted to wear this outfit!
Meanwhile outside the bathroom, Hibiya was laughing to himself as he leaned against the wall.
"I wonder, if I break my poor toy...will it sing for me then"
A/N: I give you a virtual cookie erihan for saying dog collar at least~ anyway I won't post anything for a while, friends sleeping over xD also nearly finished a oneshot for PsyTsu (Izuo again)its going to be rated M... (God kill me =w=) and it about what happens after Delic left. Just saying cause I might post it.
Can anyone guess how Hibiya going to break his toy with out torture? Hmm ok lets gets this plan into motion~
