That damn Alien kept my Oscar! Can you believe it! I swear I'm going to search him in Mars before I am 61 years old! (I don't want to go now...) If you don't understand what I am saying, read the A/N at the end of Chapter 6. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Today we have an especial: Any song you want!!! Sing anything you want, so you'll be happy when you read this!

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That night, there was going to be a special meeting from second to seventh year welcoming new students. They had to use dress robes. The second and third years had been asked to buy those at the start of year. Ron had new blue dress robes, which the twins had given him at the start of this year, they had bought it with the Triwizard's Championship money Harry had gave them. It was already seven o'clock and they had to go to The Great Hall. Ron ,Harry, Dean and Seamus had promised to wait for the girls. So they did, they waited for them in the common room. After twenty minutes, they came down. Hermione was wearing her pale blue dress-robes. This time, she had a strange hairstyle with braids made-up to be a bun or something, her hair didn't seem bushy at all, Ron stared at her. Then came Allison with stunning pink dress-robes, a very delicate make-up, almost as Hermione's, but instead of blue eye-shadows, hers were pink. Dean and Seamus were almost drooling. Then came Danielle
with her green dress-robes. Her brown hair was tight in a delicate high pony-tail. Ron didn't know if he should look at Hermione or at Danielle. After her came Phoebe. She was wearing dress-robes of a strange colour, between blue and lila. She was also wearing a soft make-up with lila eye-shadows. Her dark brown hair was nicely tight in an Irish hairstyle (according to her) that seemed very much as Hermione's...it seemed that she had done the hair thing to Hermione. Harry had the same expression Seamus and Dean had when they saw Allison. The boys were speechless.

`So?' Hermione asked. There was no answer. The boys were too occupied looking at them.

`There's your answer...in their idiot-looking faces!' Phoebe said. `Lets go!'

They went to The Great Hall. Malfoy and John were wearing black dress-robes. Malfoy looked at Phoebe as she passed besides him.

`I think he just looked at you.' Danielle told her.

`Ugh, no, thanks...' she replied.

They all sat down on the Gryffindor table. Dumbledore stood up and everyone looked at him. He started to talk.

`This is a special occation because this time, we have new students in every year...'

`Not another speech, I'm getting bored...yesterday's was enough!' Ron said.

`Ron! Shhh!' Hermione told him, as she realized that McGonagall was looking at him. Dumbledore finished his speech with his characteristic strange words, and everyone started to eat.

`...so, exactly what part of Ireland do you come from?' Seamus was asking Phoebe.

`I come from Limerick.'

`Really? My mother was born there!'

`She was?'

`Yeah! Actually I lived there till I was two and a half.'

`Right! Seamus and Phoebe both come from Ireland, I hadn't noticed it before.' Dean said.

`Well spotted Dean!' Ron said sarcastically.

The meeting finished early, about 9:45p.m. The students were allowed to walk around the whole castle for a while. Phoebe and Seamus kept talking about Ireland, while Harry looked at her. At last, Phoebe and Seamus realized that they were pushing the others away from the conversation, and stopped talking about Ireland.

`Mudbloods, Mudbloods, Mudbloods...I've just seen three Mudbloods.' Malfoy started singing as he pass across them.

`Idiot, idiot, idiot...Malfoy's such an idiot!' Ron told him, and all of them started laughing.

`Ha, ha...pretty funny Weasel.'

`Thanks Malfoy.'

`He's so stupid, lets go John.' He whispered to John.

`He just didn't know what to say.' Ron said.

`That's obvious. Remember, he has no brains!' Hermione told him.

Next day had come, and it was time for their Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson. They went to their classroom. After a while, Remus Lupin entered the classroom.

`Professor Lupin?!' Hermione said.

`Correct Miss Granger! But only for one year, I can't stay here for long, you know why, parents wouldn't want me to...anyway! Today's lesson it's nothing in particular, just a review of any defensive charm that comes to your mind, doesn't matter whether you learned it here or in other class, the only thing that matters is that it is a defensive one. Please, arrange yourselves in pairs.'

Everyone, including the Slyhterins, did so. They arranged in the same pairs they had arranged in for Potions.

`Okay, it will be a pair of girls against a pair of boys.' Lupin told them. `Well, lets see...who can go first?'

Hermione raised her hand, and as Phoebe was her partner, she did to.

`Oh! Miss Granger, and...lets see...Miss Dunnabey, right?'

`Yes Professor Lupin.' Phoebe answered. Lupin smiled.

`Okay then...you will be against...Mr. Malfoy and...Mr. Granger?! Well...anyway. Girls, stand here and boys, you'll stand in front of them. When I say battle, you may attack. You may use only one charm, and then another two pairs will come. Okay...Battle!'

`Expelliar-` Malfoy and John started at the same time, but Hermione and Phoebe were faster...

`Vestimentum Stupilus!' Hermione yelled as she pointed her wand towards them. Their robes turned into childish pink dresses. Immediately after Hermione, Phoebe yelled...

`Eliminatem Visionus!' A white light came out from Phoebe's wand, and John and Malfoy covered their eyes. Malfoy started walking desperately yelling: `What is this?! I can't see, I'm blind!!!' till he bumped into John and they both fall down. Everyone was laughing uncontrollably.

`Finite Incantatem!' Lupin said and their robes and their vision went back to normal. Malfoy and John stood up immediately without looking at the uncontrollably-laughing class.

`What the hell was that?!' John whispered to Malfoy.

`I don't know!'

`Very interesting! The stupid-clothing charm and the vision-eliminating charm! You do a very good team misses.' Lupin said while Hermione and Phoebe looked smugly at all the others. He turned to look at Malfoy and John. `And misters...just a suggestion, you should try and learn something apart from the disarming charm you know?'

Malfoy and John looked extremely angry.

`Well, next will be misses Stornoway and Parkins.'

`Turn them into pigs, I bet you're against Crabbe and Goyle, use the animal-shape charm!' Ron whispered to the girls.

`Ron! That corresponds to Transfiguration, not Defence Against the Dark Arts!' Phoebe told him.

`Who cares, Lupin won't say anything, besides, he said that it didn't matter in what class you have learned it while it defends you...'

`Yeah, but that's not the point, that's basic Transfiguration!' Hermione added.

`It defends you doesn't it?'

`...against...' Lupin was saying.

`Crabbe and Goyle...' Ron whispered to Harry.

`...misters Potter and Weasley.'

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A/N: Ouuuuu Ron did screwed it up this time! It was his fault for giving Danielle and Allison that idea! See what happens to them on next chapter! Bye and drink the deliciously nutritive chocolate milk! Mail: laura_lizarzaburu@hotmail.com