a/n: bleach still isnt mine :(
sorry i took a while to update i took a day off from writing and hoped my double chapter updates would keep u guys happy ;P
Fox Hunting
"I wonder what Lord Aizen wanted to see me about?" Szayel wondered into the empty room to which he had been summoned. "Perhaps I get some new test subjects!" he squealed in delight completely unaware of the devious shadow watching him.
"Can I experiment with you Szayel?" Gin's silky voice rolled out mischievously as the pink bubble in front of him froze. He flash stepped directly behind him as Szayel spun around to face him.
"Oh no" Szayel realised the silver haired man was directly behind him but before he could say anything he heard,
"Shoot to kill" whispered by his assailant, the espada's eyes widened in surprise as the sword pierced, not his body, but his clothes. His shirt was completely ripped on the right side, from top to bottom, which caused the left side of his shirt to dangle down by his side.
"Waaagh!" the pink-haired espada ran forward in an attempt to escape, forgetting about his sonido, but the soul reaper was too quick with his flash step appearing in front of him and grabbing his arm, twisting it around his back.
"Don't you wanna play with me?" he pouted at the espada who was growing paler and more shocked as the moments passed. He was desperately trying to construct a plan of escape but for once the scientist could think of nothing.
"What the hell is going on?" Harribel was standing in the door way, having heard Szayel's cries for help, and was watching Gin frowning at his antics arms crossed. "Let go of him immediately" she stated.
"Hmmmm? When did you two become so chummy?" Gin smiled at her, still holding a struggling Szayel.
"I need him to do something for me and he can't help if you're harassing him" she told him.
"Harassing? It's not harassment if he enjoys it" he smiled deviously.
"I most certainly do NOT enjoy it" Szayel was furious as he managed to struggle free of his grip, while he was distracted by Harribel, and ran over and hid behind her.
"Oh? That's not what you said last night" he smirked as Szayel went a deep shade of red, remembering that Gin had snuck into his room the night before and attempted to get Szayel to 'play' with him.
"Hey you came into my room, leave me alone you creep" the espada shouted at the smiling man inching closer to his female companion, just in case.
"Oh well I suppose we can play later" Gin left the room smiling perversely at the two espada, and checking out Harribel's rack for good measure.
"That guy creeps me out someone needs to teach him a lesson" Harribel told Szayel once they were safely in his lab. He looked at her hopefully and a light bulb went off in his head a plan formulated itself. He smiled slowly at his fellow espada, who looked at him somewhat cautiously, as he asked for her help.
"First we need to get Yammy…" Szayel explained his plan in great detail as Harribel nodded her head and agreed to help him, they were sure that Yammy would help seeing as he owed Harribel a favour for helping him cover up his drawn on moustache.
LATER
"OH Yaaaammy!" Gin cooed at the 10th espada, "You need to help me, tell Szayel that his new test subjects are in store room B m'kay?" he smiled at the large man.
"And why would I do that?" he grunted back at the fox-faced man.
"Because if you don't I'll tell everyone you wear makeup" he giggled.
Yammy looked stunned and left the room grumbling. Gin sat down fidgeting with excitement, this was going to be so much fun, or so he thought. Yammy re-entered the room telling him that Szayel was waiting in the store room and Gin danced out of the room, not noticing the 10th espada's sly smile.
"Well hello there" Gin sang to the pink haired man standing in front of him. He didn't move which mad Gin smile 'he's probably too scared to move' he laughed in his head. He stood directly behind him and grabbed him in a hug from behind, grasping his chest…..but something was off.
Gin frowned as he felt a lumpy chest under his hands, 'has he been experimenting on himself?' he wondered as he groped further. (Cos he's like that)
"What do you think you are doing" Gin froze as a female voice rang out to him. This isn't Szayel is it he gulped and let go backing away slightly as the person in front of him turned around and revealed themselves to be…..
"I can't let this go unpunished you know, people like you need to be taught a lesson" Harribel smiled as she cracked her knuckles.
"Heehee" Szayel and Yammy were outside laughing at the various bangs and shouts for help, from Gin, and the occasional shout from Harribel. A while later Harribel exited the room smiling and covered in blood. The three espada left together laughing their heads off, Szayel especially, smiling as he enjoyed his new found freedom from creepy harassment.
"At last I'm safe" he sighed to himself as he relished the thought of the next few days.
as always guys please review :D
Szayel: thank you sooo much i love you!
me: o_O i thought you were gay?
szayel: i am not!
me: then why did u like it when gin harassed you?
szayel:...
me: heehee
lol guys i think only a few chapters left of the fic :D
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