A/N- I tried to sit down and think of ideas for the chapters after this one; I really did. But… I'm all out of ideas. So, in addition to the Playa De Losers episode, this chapter will also go through the rest of the episodes except for the finale. I know, I know; I just started this thing up again, so why am I skipping right towards the end? The truth is… I think I've gone about as far with this as I can go. Sure, I still have the finale and the TDDDDI special, and TDA… but I just don't know where I can go with this. So, I'm going to end this story after I write the finale. Honestly, writing the special… I don't know what I can do with it. So, after this one, there is only one chapter left. Sorry for anyone who's disappointed, but I'm all burned out of ideas.
Now that that's been said, onto the show.
The losers were all over Playa de losers, enjoying themselves. Eva was off at the lunch buffet, grumbling about "protein" and "proper workout routine"; Justin was off in his room, doing who knows what; Tyler and Lindsay were making out near the pool; Trent, DJ, Leshawna, and Beth were relaxing in some pool chairs, enjoying the nice day; Cody was grilling burgers; Noah was trying to read a book at the pool's bar, which was hard with Katie and Sadie chatting up a storm nearby; Heather and Ezekiel were together in the hot tub, enjoying each other's company; Duncan, Courtney, and Harold were just hanging out in the pool area, contemplating what they could do. It was actually peaceful for once. No drama, no Chris, no Chef. Just bliss…
WHAM!
"Hello there ex-campers!" an all-too familiar voice sang sadistically. The former contestants gasped loudly.
"It can't be!" Courtney exclaimed. The new arriver chuckled.
"Oh, it be!" he replied. Leshawna growled.
"What do you want Chris? To humiliate us more?" she asked. Chris Maclean, in all his vanity and sadism, shook his head.
"Not intentionally this time, bra." Noah looked up from his book, an eyebrow quirked.
"What's that supposed to mean?" he asked. Chris grinned, showing off his perfect teeth.
"As you all know, we are already up to the Final 5-"
"We know!" Duncan growled. He walked up to the host, picking him up by his shirt collar. "What's your point? We suck?"
"Easy there dude, don't wanna go right back to juvie now that you've got a girl," Chris mused, looking at Courtney. The C.I.T blushed and looked away. Duncan let out a sigh, and dropped Chris. The handsome host dusted himself off, and then grinned.
"As I was saying, there are only five more campers left. But, I think we've seen plenty of them," Chris spoke. He bobbed on his heels like an excited kid on Christmas Eve, eager to open the presents. "So today, we're going to switch things up a bit… and the show will be all about you guys!"
This piece of news surprised the exiled campers.
"We're live right now, just so you know," Chris added. It was at that moment that the former contestants noticed the many cameras around.
"Oh great, just when we thought it was over…" Tyler muttered, having separated from Lindsay's lips after Chris stormed in. Ignoring the hate, Chris walked over towards the pool chairs.
"So, tell us, how have your lives been at the resort after your time on the show?" he asked. DJ stroked Bunny, who was in his lap.
"This place is kicking!" he exclaimed. "Even though I lost, I thought it was overall a pretty good run."
"Even after your little scaredy-cat… incident?" Chris asked. DJ looked at the camera with a blank look.
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Flashback Clip
It shows DJ screaming as he runs through the forest, up the cliff, off the cliff, underwater, back up on the dock, up until he reached Chris's hideout.
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"…" The gentle giant chose not to answer.
"It's okay big guy; at least your getting kicked off was fair," Trent pointed out, looking at Chris. The handsome host shrugged.
"I've been in so many lawsuits, I'm just that good." he grinned. Trent rolled his eyes.
"Well, things were pretty hectic when I first arrived… but they've gotten better since then."
"Hectic? Do tell, my man."
"Uh, okay." Trent was hesitant to be the one to reveal everything. "Well, first of all, I think we need to remember when Heather got voted off." Chris nodded.
"Roll the clip."
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Flashback Clip
Gwen looked up in surprise, but then stepped up to get her marshmallow. Heather merely shrugged.
"I had a feeling," she admitted, smiling sheepishly. Everyone except for Trent and Gwen looked shocked.
"How come she ain't yelling and screaming at us like usual?" Leshawna asked. Gwen chuckled.
"She grew a conscience. Claims it's a revelation, or something," she answered. Heather grabbed her bags from the cabin, and walked down the Dock of Shame, head held high. She tossed her bags onto the Boat of Losers, and climbed into it. The others watched her go, still in shock.
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Chris nodded.
"Yeah, undoubtedly one of the most shocking eliminations, next to the one where Harold sabotaged the votes," he rambled, taking a mental note to bother the two about it. Trent sighed.
"That's the other thing; I pretty much arrived when that rivalry was at its worst. So, with DJ's help when he got voted off, we managed to go through with a plan… and now everything's cool between them." Trent was smiling about it, while Chris stared in disbelief.
"You mean… Courtney's not hell-bent on revenge anymore?"
"Nope."
"What about Harold and Duncan; do they still hate each other at least?"
"No, they get along fine now."
Chris let out an exasperated sigh. "So much for that drama," he muttered.
"Oh, get over it, you big baby!" Leshawna snapped. The sista sighed, and looked at the camera.
"Even though I did some things I'd rather not say… it was a good run for me," Leshawna shrugged, letting out a relieved sigh. Next to her, Beth waved at the camera.
"I definitely had a great time! I mean, sure, Heather was tho bothy at firtht," the farm girl mused. In the background, Heather shrunk back a bit in shame. Then, Beth smiled.
"But now that the'th nith… everything'th great!" she exclaimed. Chris rolled his eyes. He had been hoping for some hate, and so far, it was only directed at him. Just then, a hawk swooped in, and grabbed Bunny. DJ stood up, gasping.
"Bunny!" he yelled. The bird dropped Bunny, who fell right onto Cody's grill… and the lid shut on it. The Codemeister himself walked over to the grill then, popped open the lid (at which point, Bunny jumped out), and put on some burgers.
"I had a good time on the show!" he spoke to the camera, flipping one of the patties. "I mean sure, I was completely rejected by Gwen… and mauled by a bear… and I almost drowned after rolling off the Dock of Shame in a full body cast in a wheelchair…" Cody trailed off, a pensive look on his face. His grin returns momentarily.
"I don't care, it was still good!" he insisted, chuckling nervously at the end. Suddenly, a voice off-screen is heard.
"Hey Cody! You might want to put on some sunscreen dude; you're looking a little red!"
"Nah, it's cool! Trying to get a tan for the ladies!"
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After Chris quickly interviewed Eva, he returned to find Katie and Sadie gabbing at the pool bar, with Noah trying to read his book.
"So, what about you three?" he asked. Noah closed his book, and let out a huff.
"Well, being the third one voted off," Noah began with a tone of bitterness. "My time on Total Drama Island was far from enjoyable."
"Aw, come on Noah!" Katie protested. Next to her, Sadie agreed.
"Yeah, I mean, you were kind of a jerk… especially during that dodgeball challenge."
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Flashback Clip
Noah: "Sports are not my forte."
Noah: "Huh? Oh sorry; throw those murder balls. Go team, go…"
Noah: "What can I say? Weak… effort."
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Noah blinked a couple of times before regaining himself.
"Whatever, it sucked," Noah muttered, trying to go back to his book.
"But you got to kiss a guy!" Sadie pointed out. With a hiss, Noah glared at the chubbier BFF.
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did!"
"Didn't!"
"Did!"
"DID NOT!"
"You totally DID!"
*whistle*
The wonder twins and the bookworm turned around to see Trent standing there, drink in hand and shades on.
"I can settle this… he so did," Trent dismissed.
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Flashback Clip
It shows the famous scene of Noah kissing Cody's ear in his sleep, when they both wake up and freak out.
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Noah stared at the camera once again.
"I have no comment," he snapped, returning to his book. Chris chuckled, and decided to harass someone else now. He spotted the trio of Duncan, Courtney, and Harold, and grinned wickedly.
"Hey, if it isn't the hate triangle itself!" he called. Said trio glared at the host.
"We're cool now, you washed up celebrity has-been," Duncan shot back.
"Whoa! Harshness," Chris noted. He walked up to Duncan and Harold, putting his arm around both of them (which looked hilarious because the host was shorter than both of them).
"Come on, Duncan! You're telling me you don't miss pranking this geek?"
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Flashback Clip
It shows a short montage of Duncan's pranks; the underwear sandwich, the hot sauce in the underwear, the waking up naked in front of all the girls, the underwear S'mores, the fishhook wedgie, the kitchen grease "apple juice", and the peanut butter in bed.
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Duncan chuckled.
"Man, those were good times," he mumbled. Harold let out a frustrated sigh. The delinquent heard it, and sighed himself.
"But those days are behind me. I'm done pranking Harold… but just Harold; there are plenty of alpha geeks back home I can torture instead anyway," he added, to protect his rep. Courtney rolled her eyes.
"What about you Miss C.I.T? Obviously since you still have a lawsuit against us, you still have some hate for Harold here."
"You know, I'm right here. I can hear every word you're saying. Gosh!" Harold grumbled. Courtney shook her head.
"I'm past that Chris… besides, he's already agreed to help plead my case. So, you better have some damn good lawyers," she threatened. Chris smirked.
"We'll see who has the better ones," he shot back. Noticing a strange sight at the hot tub, the host's interest sparked.
"Oh no, this is too good!" he mumbled to himself. Pushing past the trio, he approached the hot tub, where Ezekiel had his arm around Heather as the two of them relaxed. They noticed that something was blocking the sun, and opened their eyes.
"Heather and Zeke?!" Chris exclaimed. He let out a loud round of laughter, all which made Heather scowl darker and darker.
"You got a problem with that?" she snapped. Chris held up his hands.
"I thought you were nicer now," he pointed out. Heather crossed her arms.
"Only to those who deserve it," she retaliated. Chris just grinned.
"So, how'd it happen anyway? Was one of you about to be eaten by sharks? Did one of you stand up to Eva to save the other? What?" he asked, interested. Heather and Ezekiel looked at each other, thinking back to that moment.
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Flashback Clip
As the Boat of Losers pulled up to the resort, she noticed Ezekiel was the only one standing at the dock. He helped her down.
"No one else wanted to help you out, eh," he explained, taking one of her suitcases. Heather smiled down at the home-schooled teen.
"Well, then I'm glad it was you," she said seductively, leaning down and kissing his cheek. Ezekiel looked beyond shocked, but managed to find the will power to walk behind Heather, carrying her bags. She took a quick look behind her, and chuckled at how Ezekiel looked surprised still.
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Chris blinked.
"That's it; he was the only person to come help you with your bags… and that's when you realized it?" he asked in disbelief. Heather knew that it was because of what Fred had told her on the Boat of Losers, but decided to go along with that story to get rid of any more questions on the topic. So, she nodded.
"Noo't everyone hoo'ks oo'p after some life-thray'tening experience, eh," Ezekiel pointed out. Chris just sighed. The prairie boy continued.
"Being voted off first wasn't so bad. I mean, when Eva came… that was scary, eh! 'Boot, it's bin real fun here," he told the camera. Heather nodded.
"I've pretty much apologized to everyone around here, and proved that I'm not the girl that I used to be… so life's been good for me too." Chris grinned at the camera.
"Well, stay tuned, and we'll hear what everyone thinks about the Final 5!" Then, he turned around.
"Okay, I'll be back to ask your opinions on each of the Final 5," he told them before walking off. The couple just shrugged, as Chris walked off.
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(Later that night)
The 17 ousted campers were gathered around the pool, wondering why Chris had called them there. In a puff of smoke, the sadistic man appeared.
"Hello again!" he greeted. Chris clapped his hands together.
"I bet you're wondering why I called you here," he began. Every teen there immediately thought "Well duh!" Chris continued.
"Tonight, we have a special treat! YOU will be selecting the next camper to join you here at Playa de Losers!" he revealed. While everyone took that in, he looked to Eva.
"We're gonna start with Eva, Eva?" he asked. The fitness buff grunted.
"Isn't it obvious? That damn backstabber Bridgette! Telling me I need anger management classes," she grumbled, as a bell was heard. Courtney spoke up.
"Um, I was the one that said you needed anger management classes, not Bridgette," she explained. She was confused when she heard a bell sound.
"That's two votes Bridgette!" Chris announced. Courtney looked horrified.
"What? But, that's not who I was voting fo-"
"Duncan, you're next!" Chris interrupted. The delinquent let out a scoff.
"Personally I'd rather vote for that tub of lard than Bridgette," he mused. DING!
"Three votes Bridgette!"
"I said I'd rather vote for that gas-bag, not her!"
"I only accept names dude. Lindsay, you're next!" The blonde was tapping her chin, looking up in thought.
"Which one's Bridgette again?" she asked. DING! The others gasped.
"Lindsay!" Tyler exclaimed. Lindsay looked at her boyfriend.
"No! You can't vote for me! You have to vote for someone in the Final 5, like Bridgette!" DING!
"Five votes Bridgette!" Chris reported.
"She already voted, you can't count that!" Harold protested. Before anyone could answer, they heard a new voice.
"SCRAWK! Bridgette!" DING!
"Six votes Bridgette!"
"Chris, that was a parrot. It doesn't even know who Bridgette is," Trent tried to reason. DING!
"Okay people, just stop saying Bridgette!" DJ shouted. He immediately covered his mouth. DING!
"SCRAWK! Bridgette!" DING!
"That's nine votes; the next camper to be voted out of Total Drama Island is… Bridgette!" Chris announced. The others groaned. They had been tricked by Chris, and now Bridgette had been the one to take the fall.
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(And now, for a quick recap of the next three episodes)
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Camp Castaways
The cabins were swept away, with the campers in them. Owen was once again separated from the others in the Confessional Cam, alone. Although Gwen was angry about the whole ordeal, and Geoff seemed confident that Chris would send help, Izzy rallied the two to go face the wild… until they were attacked by a dinosaur (courtesy of Chris). Owen created and bonded with Mr. Coconut, when he found the others.
Together, they hid up in a tree house, trapped by a freakishly large snake. While up there, they confessed their sins, and Owen used Mr. Coconut to help them escape. Soon enough, they found Chris's hideaway. That night, Mr. Coconut was "voted off".
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Are We There Yeti?
After Chef dropped off the Final 4 in the woods, he split them into teams: Gwen and Izzy vs. Geoff and Owen. The girls were far more determined to win, while the guys were a bit distracted by the rumors Chef had mentioned. That night, their paranoia only grew. And then, they saw it: Sasquatchanakwa. Naturally, they took off running. Soon, they caught up to the girls, who joined them in the running.
After hiding in a cave, and agreeing to hide there together till morning, Izzy used her feminine charm to get the map and compass from Owen. So, the guys were left with almost nothing when the girls ran off with their stuff that morning. Owen's appetite helped lead the two back to camp… only to find that Gwen and Izzy had already won. That night, Chef chose for Owen to stay, since he was the only one to appreciate his cooking. Geoff wasn't too bummed, and merely said so long to his friends before leaving.
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I Triple Dog Dare You!
For the semi-finals, Chris had lined up a series of dares for the Final 3 to perform. Owen and Izzy were very daring, so Gwen had to step up her game this time. In the end, Izzy failed when she got too distracted to properly do her dare. However, because of her blunder, Chris got extra-sticky maple syrup in his hair. Izzy kissed her boyfriend good-bye, and then left the island. That left only the Final 2- Gwen and Owen.
Yes, I'm keeping the finale cannon. But, the question is, will I go with the popular Owen wins ending, or the more obscure Gwen wins ending? Ha ha, even I do not know yet!
And yet, that means that this story is almost over. It's had a good run… but all things must come to an end sooner or later. I will update Back to Wawanakwa next, and will stick with it until I get to the big merge and Final 10 before returning to Futuristic Adventures, and finishing this one.
