GOMENNASAIII! Sorry late update! One week is a long time! No laptop in my house, and it's always raining, so I couldn't go to the twelve-minute-cycle-away cyber café. Here's the continuation!

I don't know when this story will end, but it will be in more then four more chapters. And from now on everyone is OOC. Darn!

Chapter 7: Back At Home

Kyo grabbed a handful of his front shirt and then roughly pushed him on the wall. "Damn you, Shigure!" he shouted in his face, his other hand balled up into a fist, ready to plant it in his brain. "You… You…" Yuki was right next to him, ready to plant his fists into Shigure's face.

"No, no! Kyo! Please! Please understand!" Tohru begged, trying to free Shigure's shirt out of Kyo's fist. "I can explain!" She begged more, and Kyo tsked and slowly lowered his hands. "Kyo, please!" she begged again, before bringing her arms around Kyo's waist.

The kitchen suddenly filled with white smoke after a 'pop' sound, and then it thinned and in front of Shigure was an orange cat, who had his eyes crossed and his teeth barred at practically no one. Yuki sighed, still glaring at Shigure to tell him to stay there, picked up the neko and the crumpled clothes around him, and brought him into the next room. In a few seconds, that room was filled with white smoke and someone grumbling, and then an angry Kyo stomped into the room, throwing a look at Shigure, who was still standing against the wall, telling him to sit down.

At the kitchen table, Tohru sat in between Kyo and Yuki, and Shigure opposite her, looking a bit sad that time. It was hard to even imagine Shigure looking sad, but here he is, right in front of them, looking like he was about to cry. At least there're only them, the adults. Thank God Soshi, Sakura and… that little boy were playing outside since the minute they got home. They wouldn't know how to explain it when Kyo transformed to a cat.

Kyo sighed, placing his elbows on the table and his hands to both sides of his head. "How…" he started. He really couldn't believe this now. "How old is he?"

There was silence at first. Neither Tohru nor Shigure wanted to talk. "One… One and a half years old," Tohru said.

"Shit!" Kyo muttered, hitting the table, making her jump. "I'm sorry. I'm… I'm sorry." He looked up at Tohru, and then turned to Shigure. "Are you guys… married?"

Both Tohru's and Shigure's faces lighted. "Mmhh!" Tohru said, smiling and nodding to Kyo.

Kyo frowned. "When?" He saw Tohru looking quiet again, and then turned to Shigure.

Shigure sighed. "Two years ago."

Kyo held his tongue, his hurting fists lying on his lap. "Why'd they… How can they do this to us?" he thought, getting madder and madder every time. Yuki was very shocked. He was sitting in his chair, staring off to nothing.

"When…" Shigure started. Kyo looked at him and saw that he looked sad again. "When he was born Ak-Akito came to see us He was mad at first, but then agreed to let him stay with us, instead of being given to foster parents. I'm… I'm very worried. I know he has something planned. I just know it.

At that moment, the three kids came running through the kitchen door, and the little boy tripped. Both Shigure and Tohru ran to him. "Kaito? Kaito, are you okay?" they both asked, looking like they were dead worried, and helped Kaito to stand up.

"I'm okay, daddy, mummy," he said, smiling to them, and then went back to playing tag with Soshi and Sakura.

Shigure and Tohru went back to the kitchen table, sitting next to each other. Minutes passed by, but none of them talked. Kyo decided to leave them alone and go up to his room. "I'll be going u-"

"If you hadn't left three years ago none of this would've happened!" Tohru half-shouted, looking down on the floor, her nails digging into her knees. Kyo was confused, and he hasn't even moved yet. "That day… That was when I wanted to tell you, but you just had to leave! If you were the one to inform me, I wouldn't mind, and I would've given up on you." She raised her head up, once meeting Kyo's eyes, and then turned to Shigure, placing a hand to one side of his face, caressing his cheeks. "If you hadn't left, my Shi-kun wouldn't have been sick."

"Her… Her Shi-kun?" both Kyo and Yuki shouted mentally to themselves.

This time, Shigure and Tohru were smiling softly to each other. "I moved on, and found the man I wanted to spend my life with. I didn't realize he was just there the whole time." She turned back to Kyo, looking a little mad. "So don't you dare hurt him."

Both Kyo and Yuki froze in their seats. "Was… Was she threatening us?" the thought wildly. Kyo stood up, his legs shaky. "Um… We'll… be going upstairs n-now," he said, and he and Yuki left the kitchen and went upstairs, leaving the two lovebirds alone.

They didn't talk while they were in Kyo's room, thinking what the couple downstairs had done. Yuki stood up. "Um… Kyo, I'm going to my room for a while, okay? I'm just going to check on some stuff," he said, and Kyo just nodded.

Yuki left, and then a few seconds later came back running to Kyo, looking a little mad. "T-They turned my room into their kid's room! My room! Into a little boy's room!" he said wildly, pointing out the door.

Kyo looked up, just returning from his la-la land. "What?" he asked, not really listening to Yuki's half-shouts.

Yuki grabbed Kyo by the hand and nearly dragged him to his room. Everything was in white and blue. Two of the walls were light blue, the other two white. His bed spread was in the color night-sky blue. His cupboard was in blue-green. Everything was in the color blue mixed with another color. Even the little carpet inside the room in front of the door was in aqua blue, with the zodiac animals' pictures on it.

"My room!" Yuki pressed again, stomping his feet, while Kyo just stared at the room, not believing what he was seeing. "I am going to sue them for this!"

Kyo turned to Yuki, and nearly laughed. He turned Yuki around to face him, and then wrapped his arms around his waist. "Aw, come on, Yuki," he said, resting his forehead on Yuki's. "There's always your husband's room and his bed. Isn't that better?"

Yuki blushed. "Well, yeah… but…"

"Kyo! Yuki! Please come down! Dinner's ready!" Tohru's shouts were heard from the bottom of the stairs, and then she appeared at the top. She stopped dead in her tracks, seeing the two guys, and then blushed furiously. "I… I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have gone up! I… I didn't know you guys would… I'm so sorry!" With that, she left faster than she came.

Yuki pushed Kyo away, looking as embarrassed as before, and Kyo just smiled to him. They walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. On the table, they saw a big whole chicken, looking a bit burned, topped with chopped onions, lemons, surrounded by… Well, food!

"This is to celebrate you guys coming back," Shigure said, smiling. Tohru was sitting next to him, and Kyo and Yuki could feel they were holding hands under the table. Kaito was sitting next to Shigure, with Soshi next to him and Sakura next to her brother. Yuki sat next to Sakura, and Kyo sat next to him, making Tohru his neighbor.

"Itadakimas!" they all said, and then dug in the chicken. Kyo and Yuki could taste the old days in the chicken's tender meat. Tohru's cooking is always wonderful.

They finished half an hour later, leaving only bones behind. All of them rubbed their tummies, saying they're full and all.

"Ah… Kids, why don't you go and play. We adults will be here if anything happens, okay?" Shigure said.

"Hai!" they chorused and ran off.

Yuki smiled. "Kaito is so cute," he said, and Kyo agreed. Kaito had traces of both Shigure and Tohru. He has his mother's brown eyes but his father's looks. His hair is brown but Shigure style.

They were quiet for a few minutes. Only the laughter of the kids upstairs could be heard in the house.

"This is the first time that Kaito is very happy," Shigure suddenly said, looking sad again. "We never brought him to the park to play with other kids. We couldn't risk it. Akito could be anywhere, ready to pounce on him." They heard sobs coming from Tohru. "Ah… Tohru… Tohru, I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have brought it up. I'm so sorry." Shigure wished so, so much that he could hug her to ease her pain. Hug her for a long time. But he couldn't do that. So he just kissed her lightly and whispered things to her.

Kyo and Yuki looked away, feeling tears welling up in their eyes. "We… We don't want to send him to school either," Tohru choked out, drying her eyes. "He could go there anytime and do something to him."

Kyo reached over the table and held Tohru's hand. "Hey, it's okay. We're not planning to send Soshi and Sakura to school either. They can always play together." He smiled. Tohru was overwhelmed, and she smiled back.

"Speaking of Soshi and Sakura, how'd you get them? Adopt?" Shigure asked. "But Soshi looks like Kyo and Sakura looks like Yuki. Did you guys plan on adopting kids who look like you?" He looked from Kyo to Yuki, who ignored him, not wanting to tell the truth. "But… It can't be from the two of you. You're both guys."

Yuki sighed. "We know."

Shigure turned to him. "Don't tell me that time three years ago, when you were sick and had this fat stomach. Don't tell me you were pregnant, Yuki?"

"I'm a guy, I know," Yuki said.

"But guys can't be pregnant!"

"Like I said, I know!"

No one spoke. Tohru and Shigure looked at each other, and then turned to Kyo and Yuki. "Oh, okay. Um…" Tohru said, trying to change the subject. "You… You guys don't want anyone to know you're back home, right?" The guys shook their heads. "Oh, okay. So they won't know anything about this." The guys nodded, and then they were quiet once again.

Yuki fidgeted in his seat. "Um… Honda, if Akito knows about you guys, then so would the other Sohmas, right?"

Tohru nodded. "So… So does the people in school," she mumbled.

"Oh… Um… Okay," Yuki said, and then his spirit rose. "Honda, let me help you with the dishes."

Tohru raised her head. "What? No, no. Please don't."

"No, really. I want to help."

"Please, no. You guys just came back. You must be tired."

Yuki sighed, disappointed. "Oh, all right. We'll see you tomorrow then. Goodnight."

Tohru smiled, gathering the dishes and putting them in the washing basin. "Goodnight, Yuki, Kyo."

Kyo chuckled to himself that Yuki couldn't help around. He turned to Shigure, and then glared at him. "If you ever hurt Tohru, we are going to kill you, whether you're her husband and she loves you or not," he growled. "Even though we're married doesn't mean we're not protective over her." Yuki glared at him, too.

Shigure chuckled. "Me? Hurting my little pretty rose?" He walked over to the sink and kissed Tohru's nose. "Never."

Kyo made a disgusted face, and then he and Yuki went to his room. In there, Yuki flung himself on Kyo's bed and whined in the pillow. Kyo laid next to him and pulled him close. "What's wrong, Yuki?"

"Kyo! I wanna go back to that apartment!" he whined, hitting Kyo's chest repeatedly.

"What? Why? I thought you wanted to go back here."

"Well, I wanna go back there right now!" He stopped hitting his chest. "Shigure is weird. He's not as perverted as always before. He and Tohru are married. One kid. They're both looking sad like someone close just died… Everything here is weird!"

"But we can't go back now. It's nearly ten."

Yuki looked thoughtful for a while. "Hmm… Speaking of time… Where are the kids? They're supposed to be in…"

At that time, the door flew open and in ran Soshi and Sakura. "Daddy! Daddy!"

"Hey! There you are!" Kyo said and stood up.

"We want our toothbrush. Where is it, daddy?"

Yuki got off the bed, opened the kids' suitcase that was lying on the table, and gave their toothbrushes to them. "Here you go. Where're you guys sleeping? In Kaito's room?"

"Yes, daddy. He wants us to sleep there. Goodnight, daddies!" They each gave a kiss to Kyo and Yuki.

"Okay, goodnight!" Yuki said, and the kids ran out to go to the bathroom.

Kyo went over to the door and locked it. Yuki looked at him, with an eyebrow raised. "So that nobody would peek in on us," he whispered and wrapped his arms around Yuki's waist. Yuki smiled and they started kissing. Soon, they were on the bed, completely naked, and Kyo's face was buried in Yuki's neck. "Oh God I missed you so much," he whispered.

Yuki grinned. "We're so addicted to this," he said.

Kyo smiled. "Of course." He started teasing him, and they only stopped early the next morning.

"NNNGGGAAAHHH…!" Shigure yawned and poured coffee into two cups. He gave one to Tohru, who was sitting at the kitchen table, and he sat down next to her and sipped his coffee. "God! I've never been this tired before," he said, scratching his head.

Yuki, who was at the stove giggling and teaching Kyo how to fry eggs, turned around. "Why? Didn't you have a good night's sleep last night?"

"Well," Shigure sighed. "I heard noises last night that lasted all night long and didn't stop until around five this morning. I couldn't get a wink of sleep. I don't think my baby did, too." He turned to Tohru, whose eyes were slowly dropping, and he chuckled. 'Well, I must say that I got turned on by it."

Kyo and Yuki had been frozen at the stove for some time now, and Yuki clasped his hands to his mouth. "Shit shit shit…!" he muttered noisily. "But… But…" He hit his head. "Last night…" he thought. "Those… Those were my moans for Kyo. For Kyo and Kyo only. They couldn't have heard it! They can't!"

"Well, even though we sleep on the other side at the end of the house downstairs," Shigure said again. "We sure could hear it loud and clear all night long."

"We get your point! Sheesh!" Kyo shouted at him and stomped out the kitchen, grabbing Yuki by the hand. "What are we going to do?" Kyo asked himself, pacing in front of Yuki, who was leaning on the wall in the living room, traumatized.

"Kyo, we need to leave. Now," Yuki said, sounding like a robot.

Kyo stopped pacing. "What?" he said. "Are you crazy? We can't go back and forth in less than twenty four hours. What about the kids? Kaito? They'll be mad, and Kaito will be sad once again."

"Kyo, just think about us," Yuki said, moving towards Kyo, and he wrapped his arms around his neck. "Just us, our sweaty bodies molded together, on a bed, with not even a single soul within a million miles of us." He was now whispering the fantasy against Kyo's lips.

"You're being selfish right now, eh?" Kyo chuckled, now his lips pressed against Yuki's, but not kissing him.

Yuki smiled. "And then all those moans, shouts, whimpers, gasps coming from me… They will all be for you. Just for your ears. Making you more and more aroused… Making you hit that magical spot inside me over and over. Making us both come at the same time… All for us, only if we move away."

Kyo was breathing hard now, and he pushed Yuki back on the wall, and kissed him hungrily. They tried to make not even a single sound as Kyo hit that spot inside Yuki, and they screamed out silently as they came.

"Oh my God…" Kyo gasped, and then nibbled on Yuki's bottom lip. "You know talking dirty turns me on."

Yuki grinned. "Really? Well, prove it to me. I'll start again…"

"Don't you dare!" They laughed and continued kissing, when suddenly Yuki pushed Kyo away.

"Kyo… If Shigure and Tohru could hear it, then…" They both gasped. "The kids!" They adjusted their clothes and ran upstairs. "But we've been sleeping in the same room for two years already! I don't care if they're still babies!"

They slowly pushed on Kaito's door, and saw the three kids still sleeping soundly in Yuki's big bed. Kyo went to the window and opened the curtains and window. "Hey, kids," he whispered. "Wakey wakey. It's breakfast already."

The kids slowly woke up and stretched. "Daddy?" Soshi mumbled.

Kyo smiled and went to him. "Did you had a good dream, Soshi?" he asked, and Soshi nodded his head.

"But… In the background I think I heard someone moaning and laughing and making noises. It was so creepy."

Yuki nearly killed himself. "Ah… R-Really?" Kyo said. "Well, it's just a dream."

"Daddy, I think I had it for a year already."

"What? Oh… Um… Well. Still… It's just a dream."

"I heard moans and laughter and noises in my dreams too, daddy," Sakura said.

Kaito raised his hand. "Me too."

This time, Yuki really, really wished he could kill himself. "It's just a dream, kids. Just a dream," Kyo said again, cursing himself mentally. "Well, take your shower first, and then come down to breakfast, okay?" The kids nodded and ran off to the bathroom.

"Oh, godamnit!" Yuki cursed as they make their way back to the kitchen. They stopped near the bottom of the stairs.

"Yuki, the only way we can stop those moanings…" Kyo began.

"Is to stop having sex?" Yuki cut in. "But… But Kyo! You know how we love to do all those things to each other! Back and forth, harsh, rough, upside down…"

"Yuki, I wasn't thinking of stopping having sex! Are you out of your mind? That would be the third last thing I would give up."

"The… third last?" Yuki asked. "What's the second and first?"

"To divorce you and stop loving you. Look, that's not what I was going to say. What I'm saying is… To stop those moanings, we've got to be quiet while having sex. You have to be quiet while we have sex."

Yuki was struck. "Quiet?" he blurted out. "How can I be quiet? You know those are for you, Kyo."

"Well…" Kyo shrugged. "I don't want our kids to grow up with moans as their background music in their dreams."

Yuki sighed and walked into the kitchen. "Fine…" he mumbled and took a seat.

Kyo followed him and saw the table laden with food. "Tohru? Did you… make all this?" he asked.

Tohru nodded sleepily in her seat. Yuki just realized there was food on the table. "Honda!" he whined. "I wanted to make breakfast. I thought I told you that."

Tohru slowly opened her eyes and smiled sleepily at him. "Yuki, I told you, no. No one in this house is going to cook and clean except me."

"My baby and my baby only," Shigure said, placing an arm around her shoulders. "If she says that she's the only one who is going to cook and clean in this house, then she is the only one who is going to cook and clean in this house."

"Go hang yourself, you stupid mutt," Kyo spitted.

Yuki sighed. "Honda, please? I'm…" Yuki stopped, not wanting to continue, and then played with his fingers. "Every time Kyo left for work I'm left alone to take care of the kids. I clean, I cook… I do them and… I'm used to them. I like doing them, Honda. So, please…?"

Tohru looked at him, sighed, and then stood up and went to the fridge. "You cook for your family and I'll cook for mine," she said, muffling it with a bun in her mouth. "As for the cleaning… We'll split them eighty twenty."

Yuki's face brightened up. "I get to do the eighty?"

Tohru glared at him. "This isn't your house."

Yuki's face fell. "Oh… Okay… I'll… It's a deal."

At the time, the kids came running down and took their seats, still playing whatever game they were playing. "Itadakimas!" they all said and tucked in.

They finished a short while later, and the kids ran out to play. Kyo saw Yuki looked sad. He smiled and placed his arms around his waist.

"Yuki, baby… Come on, cheer up." He made him look up and then kissed him. "At least you get to do some of the housework."

"Huh… Yea, some," Yuki grunted.

Kyo pulled him closer and placed his lips next to his ear. "You know, I was thinking of… buying a house," he whispered.

Yuki pulled him back and looked at him, smiling big and believing not even a single thing. "Are you for real?"

"For you to clean. And for us to live in, of course." Kyo shrugged. "But it's not gonna be big or anything. There's only the four of us. But you know we don't have a lot of money right now, and I'm trying to find a job to start saving up."

Yuki gaped at him, and then threw himself on him. "Oh my God I love you so much!" he squealed, and backed away. "We're gonna talk about the kind of house we want, soon, right? I'm going to clean the house right now."

Kyo kissed his forehead. "Okay."

"For you, Kyo." Kyo smiled at him, and then Yuki frowned. "And that stupid mutt, too."

Kyo kissed him again. "Don't cheat on me!" he said.

"I'll try not to!" Yuki shouted back before disappearing into another room. Kyo grunted and headed out for job hunting.

He came back during dinner time, looking all happy, but he didn't show it. Everyone was sitting around the table, and he sat down at his place next to Yuki, sighing.

"Kyo? What's wrong?" Yuki asked, and then shrugged. He made Kyo turn around. "Kyo, look! The kitchen!"

Kyo looked around and saw that the whole kitchen was pretty shiny. "Very clean," he said.

Yuki giggled. "Yeah, I cleaned everything in here."

"Hmph!" Tohru snorted and kept on putting food into Shigure's mouth, who was asking to be spoon-fed. "I wanted to clean the kitchen. But nooo… He just had to outsmart me with his… brain there."

"Oh? Quitting school doesn't mean you don't have the brain, Honda."

Kyo ignored the both of them and gave Yuki butterfly kisses on his face. 'It's real clean, love. I really like it," he said, while the kids try to eat their dinner without giggling.

Yuki blushed. "R-Really?" Kyo was smiling while kissing him, and he was really curious. "Kyo? What…?" His eyes grew wide, and he slowly pushed him away, gaping. "No… No! You didn't?" He waited for Kyo's response, but got none. Kyo only smiled at him. "Oh God! You found a job!" he squealed and hugged Kyo tightly.

Kyo laughed and hugged him tighter. "Yeah! On my first day of job hunting."

"What kind of job is it?" Yuki asked, very happy.

"Well, I don't wanna keep you guessing. It's not that big of a job. I'm… a cashier. At this video store. Just… You know. Normal. In the morning till late afternoon. The pay's not high, of course, but I'm saving up."

"Kyo, that's good!" Tohru congratulated him and gave him a peck on his cheeks.

Shigure laughed. "Yeah! Hey, what do you say to this? Let's celebrate. Give sake to everyone!"

"I'd kill you before you stand up to get that sake and give it to my kids," Kyo growled, and Shigure sat back down.

Kyo kissed Yuki again before he started eating his dinner while he talked about the hours there he would be working, and… yada… yada… yada…

TBC

Err… That was a boring chapter…