I know what you guys are thinking, "OH MY GOD, THIS BASTARD FINALLY UPDATED!" I still can't believe it's been about two months since I last updated :|. Enough about me, let's start the story!

"So where can find diamonds?" Pan asked. Gohan kept thinking. He remembered studying diamonds when he was younger. His head instantly got a light bulb. Gohan looked glum.

"I think you should go home, Pan. Finding diamonds is going to be very dangerous." Gohan remarked. Pan frowned. "I'm NOT little!" She shouted.

"Here we go again…" Gohan thought. "C'mon, Pan! Diamonds are usually found on the mantle." (The mantle is one of the crusts underneath the earth).

"Fine then, find the ugly diamonds yourself." Pan pouted, beginning to fly away. Gohan sighed. He hated when his daughter did this kind of stuff.

"Okay, fine, you can come. Just be careful, please." Gohan said. Pan turned around and hugged her father.

"Dad, where's the place to find diamonds?" Pan asked her father as he continued to fly in a certain direction. Gohan ignored her and kept looking around in search of something.

~About an hour later~

"We're here." Gohan said, landing. Pan followed. "Why are we in the United States?" Pan questioned her father as they walked around. "Arkansas." was Gohan's only response.

"What does Arkansas have to do with anything?" Pan continued to ask questions. Gohan sighed. He should've left Pan at Mount Paozu. "Arkansas is awesome with diamonds." Gohan replied patiently.

"Oh, okay." Pan said. "Ugh, finally," Gohan thought with relief. As much as he loved his daughter, she sure did talk a lot.

"Soooo... what do we do?" Pan asked. "We get destructive." Gohan said with a smirk.

He grabbed Pan and went up to the sky. He instructed her to do ki blasts until their holes were in the mantle.

"We did it!" Pan cheered happily. Their holes were huge and were really deep. Gohan smiled along with his daughter.

"Just stay here while I get in, okay?" Gohan stated to Pan as he went down the hole.

~About 30 minutes later~

"Dad, this is your seventieth try, you're never gonna make it!" Pan exclaimed as she put Vaseline on her father's burns. "Just let me try a different strategy." Gohan insisted as he thought of a good way to get the damn diamonds.

"I'm so stupid!" Gohan shouted suddenly, making Pan Jump into the air. "All I need to do is to make an energy force field and it will possibly protect me from the heat." Gohan explained as he went down to the hole he and his daughter created.

He was right. Gohan got two handfuls of diamonds. "We're rich!" Pan cheered. "No, Pan, we're no rich." Gohan weirdly replied.

"But…" Pan started, but she was interrupted. "All we need is the two diamonds." Gohan said as he handed Pan four diamonds and threw the rest in the hole.

Pan was silent. "Why two more diamonds?" Pan whispered to herself.

~Capsule Corp. ~

"Wow, Gohan, you actually found all of the ingredients!" Bulma exclaimed. She noticed the extra diamonds in Gohan's hands. "Gohan, you just needed two diamonds." Bulma explained.

Gohan smiled. "These are for you." Bulma gasped. "You didn't have to—'' Gohan and Pan were already gone, with the two diamonds in her hand.

~Mount Paozu~

"I've been meaning to ask you this, daddy." Pan said. "How do we make the cure? We can't just jam the stuff down mom's throat."

Gohan laughed at the statement. "We're going to melt them all together and make her drink it." He answered as he went inside his house.

"First, the leather," Gohan informed as he dropped the pieces into the small pot he was using, "then, the gold, and the diamonds!" He exclaimed as he put the rest into the pot.

Pan was watching in amusement as the ingredients melted inside of the pot. The liquid was white-ish pink for a moment, then turned a brilliant scarlet.

"Pan, can you hand me a glass bottle?" Gohan said suddenly. Pan nodded quickly and ran to the recycling bin.

~About a few minutes later~

"I just noticed something daddy," Pan started, "where's mom?" "She's taking a walk, that's what I heard." Gohan said rather sadly.

"Dad, she's at Sharpner's house!" Pan shrieked. Gohan grabbed the bottle, ran out the door and flew away in anger.

Pan's anger also began to build up. "I HATE BEING LEFT BEHIND!" She screamed as she flew after her father.

~Sharpner's Apartment~

Videl giggled as she and Sharpner watched a comedy movie. Sharpner just smirked with pleasure of the thought of Videl leaving Gohan.

The door burst open. Videl jumped and then screamed. "Videl, you have to drink this!" Gohan shouted as he entered the apartment.

"Excuse me, Gohan, but I don't love your damn nerdyness anymore!" Videl shouted back. She held Sharpner's hand hard. "I love Sharpner!"

"No you don't." said a voice from the door. Pan appeared with tears in her eyes.

"Mom, you only love him because he gave you love potion!" Pan screamed as she tackled Sharpner. Videl screamed again.

"You… stay… away… from… my… mother!" Pan yelled as she punched Sharpner's face between every word.

With Sharpner in under Pan's supervision, Gohan was able to get Videl's hands and held her on the floor.

"Someone call the police!" Videl shrieked. When Videl opened her mouth to shriek something else, Gohan dumped the whole bottle of the cure into her mouth.

Pan stopped punching Sharpner to see her mother back. Videl blinked and said, "What's going on her here?"

Pan exploded with happiness. "Mom, you're back!" She shouted with joy as she tackled Videl for a hug.

"God dammit, you guys cured her?" Sharpner roared. "Put your hands up in the air!" a voice shouted from the door.

Everyone turned and saw the police. "Excuse me, sir," another police officer began, "cured the young woman from what?"

Gohan was about to speak when Pan remembered that love potion was illegal. "Love potion," Pan hollered out. "That man gave my mother love potion!"

"Love potion, huh? Chief, isn't that illegal here?" The police officer asked. "Yes, it is. Sharpner _, (His last name is never revealed in Dragon Ball) you are under arrest for making illegal love potion! Arrest him!" He ordered his men as they ran into the room.

~Mount Paozu~

"Oh my, that wrinkle remover was a love potion?" Videl asked. Pan and Gohan nodded. "And I had sex with Sharpner?" They nodded again. "EW!" shrieked Videl. It was silent for a while.

"All we know is," Pan said, "Sharpner's gone now, and we can just relax and not worry anymore."

Thank the lord; I'm finished with this chapter! Now I can relax for a while! Will Sharpner come back? Of course he will, but when and where? Next time on the Stealing Game! Please review!

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