Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Chat Noir © Thomas Astruc

private chat: adrikins and marinara

marinara:
adrien, no
that person isn't going to win
just give up

adrikins:
no!
you can't make me choose otherwise
i am loyal!

marinara:
you don't even know them
this is a tv show

adrikins:
i'm sticking with my choice!
even if he loses
he's a winner in my heart!

marinara:
look at this
his voice is breaking
you're absolutely wrong!

adrikins:
shut up!
you have no faith!

marinara:
?
my singer didn't fuck up

adrikins:
but you didn't even like her last round
you're just a meanie!

marinara:
I'm sorry
did you just call me a meanie?
meanie?

adrikins:
meanie!

marinara:
why do you revert to being twelve
to insult me

adrikins:
because you're a meanie

marinara:
I'm starting to believe it
what's going on here

adrikins:
I'll lose my point!

marinara:
well, yeah
you're too loyal to your picked contestants
I don't even understand
why did we start watching this

adrikins:
because you wanted winner or losers

marinara:
true

adrikins:
i'll still have my pride!
unlike you

marinara:
I'm
not emotionally attached

adrikins:
my pride is fine!

marinara:
adrien, you just lost

adrikins:
where's your proof?

marinara:
look at your screen
I won
you're terrible at this

adrikins:
oh no
oh no!

marinara:
?

adrikins:
it's okay
i'm okay with losing if it's with you!

marinara:
but I won
so that's not right

adrikins:
don't ruin the moment!

marinara:
there's no moment
you're a loser!

adrikins:
i'm never betting with you again

marinara:
there's still like
two more people to bet on
it's fine

adrikins:
you're a meanie

marinara:
my heart.

adrikins:
meanie.

marinara:
we should've just stuck to watching films
if you were gonna get this sassy
I'm not ready for this

adrikins:
but this is better!
a long time commitment

marinara:
that sounds like marriage

adrikins:
you rejected me!

marinara:
that's two out of
idk
however many in our chat
I'm on a roll

adrikins:
am i allowed to ask about that?
or is it
just too private
i don't wanna push you for anything

marinara:
are you asking about nath
or why I rejected you
because that was just a joke

adrikins:
no no
nath!

marinara:
ahhh
what do you want to know?

adrikins:
why you're not together?
is that weird to ask
because you're like
really close?

marinara:
yeah but
if you think me and him are close
he's closer with alya?
they see each other all the time

adrikins:
but alya never flirts with him!

marinara:
are you accusing me

adrikins:
i've seen it!

marinara:
yeah, as a joke
he's fine with it
it's okay

adrikins:
that's not my question

marinara:
you mean why it didn't work out?

adrikins:
yeah!

marinara:
we didn't really
know each other?
he didn't even know my age or first name
little bit weird right

adrikins:
but you've told me that

marinara:
you've got superpowers
idk you're pretty good at getting me comfortable
we're pals

adrikins:
you're pals with nath!

marinara:
I am!
but we never really talked about
anything person?
it's always random stuff or about alya
you know
that kinda thing

adrikins:
but why?
you're so nice
but so so private
i don't understand!

marinara:
idk
I just like it
I guess

adrikins:
am i too open?

marinara:
I mean
yes

adrikins:
oops

marinara:
it's kinda cute
also makes me feel very
awkward?
maybe not awkward
idk
I'm jealous of how open you are
with everything

adrikins:
that can be you too!

marinara:
you know enough!

adrikins:
i know more than enough to like you
so nath does too!

marinara:
are you like
trying to wingman right now

adrikins:
maybe!

marinara:
adrien no

adrikins:
mari why

marinara:
that was like
two months ago?

adrikins:
but i'm shipping it

marinara:
I will leave!

adrikins:
ok ok
you need to pick btw!

marinara:
yeah yeah
get ready to lose again

adrikins:
meanie.

marinara:
I'm only winning bragging rights
you'll be fine

-x-

group chat: niya rise!
marinara has joined the chat

marinara:
my pals

leks:
gross

marinara:
oh, hey
where have you been?

leks:
do u really care

marinara:
that sounded very aggressive
I do care!
I have no idea where you've been
whatsoever

leks:
bit weird
idk i was too lazy to come online

marinara:
that
that doesn't sound real but ok

leks:
spent time with my girlfriend
my brother
that everyone here loves apparently

marinara:
your brother luka
right

leks:
ye
not like i have another brother
right

Thani:
I actually can't tell if you two dislike each other or not.
It's so hard.

marinara:
oh someone else is here
hey, nath

leks:
were great friends
how dare you

marinara:
ye

leks:
are u mocking me

marinara:
ye

Thani:
I'm tabbing back out.

marinara:
why are you even here if you're ignoring us
I'm so offended

leks:
he's doing more emotes
for luka

marinara:
oh did he get the discount?

leks:
ye it's a juicy one
i got praised for having friends

marinara:
did he pat your head

leks:
ye
it was nice

marinara:
that's good
when are you back at school
and ignoring everyone?

leks:
rude
idk my ankles pretty much
fine now?

marinara:
congrats!

leks:
but ur nice
i'm here to befriend u mari

marinara:
how about no
let's not

leks:
maybe u really do dislike me
what ever will i do

marinara:
that sounds vaguely threatening

leks:
why would i do that

marinara:
I'm terrified.

leks:
i'm a nice person

adrikins has joined the chat

marinara:
adrien!

adrikins:
mari!
guess what
guess what!

marinara:
what

leks:
yo

adrikins:
hi juleka!
i got home and plagg was being all cute
now he's on me and i don't want to move

marinara:
where is this going

adrikins:
no that's it
that's the story!

marinara:
I'm
happy for you

adrikins:
look at him!
(image: plagg stretched out across a bare male's chest)

leks:

marinara:
sdlgjhdas?

adrikins:
he's so cute!
and i would murder for him!

marinara:
nipple

leks:
ye
what she said

adrikins:
o
is that bad?

marinara:
adrien
you just showed us your nipples

leks:
not plural
only one
but thats more than i ever wanted to see

adrikins:
look at that cat instead!

leks:
i want to
i'm so gay

marinara:
nipple

adrikins:
please look at plagg!

leks:
u just sent a shirtless pic
to the group chat

adrikins:
no it was meant for mari!
i'm sorry!

leks:
what kinda relationship
are u two in

marinara:
no!

adrikins:
my cat!
not my nipple!

marinara:
he's a very nice cat
but now I'm scarred
my innocent eyes

leks:
innocent
eyes?

adrikins:
i'm so sorry!

marinara:
I'm now tainted
what do I do

leks:
pray
hope for the best

marinara:
thank you for your suggestions
I will now ignore them

leks:
o

Thani:
Do I even want to scroll up?

marinara:
not unless you wanna see
adrien's nipples
nipple
singular

leks:
or some pussy

Thani:

What?

marinara:
adrien posted a nude

adrikins:
no!

marinara:
we were giving him tips
on how to make it look better

leks:
he's pretty amateur
he'll get better in the future

marinara:
we're helping

Thani:
I don't believe you, but I don't want to scroll up.
I'm scared it's true.
What will Alya say about her child?

marinara:
that that's why he's disowned
but also that she's happy they're not related

leks:
why would she be happy

marinara:
your gay ass can't tell that's a nice chest

Thani:
Are you actually close enough to say that?

leks:
homophobic

marinara:
what

Thani:
Are you two just fucking around?

leks:
no
he really posted a nude

marinara:
we're friends
it's okay, nath
I'm not a complete dick

Thani:
If you're sure.

leks:
ye it's fine
thanks for white knighting or whatever
but i'm so gay

marinara:
thanks

leks:
adrien
where u at

Thani:
He's probably embarrassed by you two.

marinara:
we're innocent

leks:
how dare u
i'm an angel

Thani:
Yeah, I'm sure.
I scrolled up.

marinara:
what do you think about the chest
back me up here

Thani:
How about I'll answer that if Adrien ever asks?
I don't want to make him uncomfortable.

leks:
lame

marinara:
thani the mood ruiner

Thani:
Do you see Adrien here?

marinara:
adrien!
where'd you go!

leks:
is that how u communicate

marinara:
yeah
it usually works
adrien!

Thani:
Actual children.

marinara:
adopt us

Thani:
Stop trying to find someone to call daddy, it's weird.

marinara:
maybe that's why we didn't work out
you and your kinks

leks:
what
wait what

marinara:
nath's lame
that's all you need to know

Thani:
Are you going to recite what happened to everyone?

marinara:
maybe I should copy paste it
save it
tell everyone new

leks:
ive been here longer than u

marinara:
you disappeared
I didn't even know you existed

leks:
rude

marinara:
adrien!
do I need to do some satanic ritual
to summon him

leks:
we could just have a funeral

marinara:
nath, get the flowers

leks:
he is the flower

marinara:
did you hear that nath
you're pretty

Thani:
Thanks.
My confidence is boosted.

marinara:
a beautiful red flower
a real rose

Thani:
I'm so happy.

marinara:
calm down with the sarcasm
it's hurting my eyes

leks:
i have an idea

marinara:
what

leks:
adrien
i've got news for u

marinara:
omnious but ok

leks:
ladybug news
(image: ladybug smiling with her fingers in a peace sign)

Thani:
I almost forgot that you know her.

marinara:
you are blessed
use that power well

leks:
don't give me the superhero talk
(image: ladybug face-down on a bed with her face covered by a pillow)
adrien come back

Thani:
How many candid pictures do you even have?

leks:
enough
(image: ladybug eating ice cream, tongue visible)
does this count as a nude

marinara:
what the fuck

leks:
legit question

adrikins:
what is going on!

Thani:
The nude worked, then.

marinara:
it's not a nude!
it's an innocent ice cream picture!

leks:
mari
are ur gay senses tingling

marinara:
not a nude!

adrikins:
it makes me feel better tho!
ladybug didn't think that through either
that is great!

marinara:
no!

leks:
i took it tho

adrikins:
thank you!

leks:
np it fine
welcome back

adrikins:
sorry i got really shy
then plagg wanted to play
so we did

marinara:
did you put on a shirt

adrikins:
yes!
i'm sorry about that still
please forget

Thani:
But Mari likes your chest.

marinara:
shut

leks:
ye but
she also likes ladybug's tongue
what does that say to u

adrikins:
that she has good taste!
in ladybug
not me
ladybug!

marinara:
why

Thani:
At least he's modest.
How was your day, Adrien?

adrikins:
it was fine
now it's great!
thank you for the pictures
juleka
i love them

leks:
ur welcome
but that's not what i'm here for

marinara:
being annoying is
right

leks:
rude

adrikins:
be nice!

marinara:
we're pals
don't worry

leks:
we get on because were gay

marinara:
excuse you

Thani:
I'm still worried about you two.

leks:
nath stop being a dad
it's weird

adrikins:
i'm not allowed to call anyone that

leks:
exactly
so stop it nath

marinara:
back to uncle nath

Thani:
Leave me alone.

leks:
anyway
adrien

adrikins:
hello!
how can i help you

leks:
no
let me help u

marinara:
sounds creepy

adrikins:
what does this mean!

leks:
ur prob wondering about the ladybug rumour
right
it's been spammed in luka's chat for days

adrikins:
you actually know?

leks:
ye
i live with him
i know everything

marinara:
why

leks:
why what

marinara:
why must you tell adrien this
or any of us
for that matter

leks:
it ok
u can say ur were jealous
and want to know if ladybug's single
i understand ur feelings

marinara:

adrikins:
are they dating?
not that it's bad
if they are!
i'd be very happy for them!
especially since it's your brother!

leks:
nah
they've been friends since they were like
idk
five

adrikins:
that long?

leks:
ye
ladybug was in my class
but luka stole her
it was rude

marinara:
maybe
your brother was cooler

leks:
shut ur mouth

marinara:
fight me

leks:
my legs will be longer
than ur lifespan
if u don't shut up

marinara:

adrikins:
be nice!
i can't handle fighting

marinara:
I'm cry

leks:
fuck u
anyway
there u go adrien
cheer up about ur nipple

adrikins:
please forget the nipple!

leks:
it's seared in my gay mind
hanting me

adrikins:
no one's ever said
my nudes haunt them before!

marinara:
so you admit it was a nude
huh!

adrikins:
no!

leks:
tell us more about the nudes
how often do u send em

adrikins:
never!

marinara:
incorrect
you tried to seduce us earlier

leks:
too innocent to realise
mari's only got eyes for ladybug

marinara:
like
I will actually fight you

leks:
but we're pals
why would u do that

marinara:
stop bully!

leks:
ok ok
pls forgive me

marinara:
that sounds sarcastic
so no

leks:
don't be mean
accept it

marinara:
no

leks:
who's the dick now

marinara:
no wonder you don't like me
what the fuck

leks:
!

adrikins:
am i supposed to say get a room here
is that what we do?

marinara:
no

leks:
no

adrikins:
but

leks:
no

marinara:
stop shipping me with people
I feel like you're my dad
trying to marry me off

adrikins:
i want the best for my baby!

marinara:
please no
don't call me baby
we agreed on this

adrikins:
little mari!
baby!

marinara:
no

leks:
gross

adrikins:
i want to protect you

marinara:
that's literally what I said to you
don't copy me, loser

adrikins:
fight me!

marinara:
okay

adrikins:
no don't
i'm fragile

marinara:
but you asked me to

adrikins:
i regret
don't do it!

leks:
can i say get a room now

marinara:
I'll kick you

leks:
only my girlfriend gets to do that

adrikins:
scary

leks:
kidding
or am i
who knows

marinara:
my image of you is terrible
why are you like this

leks:
love me

adrikins:
no!

-x-

private chat: adrikins and marinara

adrikins:
mari!

marinara:
hello
hi
hiya
what up

adrikins:
you missed ladybug
you missed out!

marinara:
work sucks
did I miss anything good

adrikins:
not really!
i mean
it's all good!
but you missed her playing with luka

marinara:
nice
coincidentally or on purpose?

adrikins:
purpose!
they queued together for a few hours
it was really fun to watch!
you missed out

marinara:
I miss out on everything
including making fun of you

adrikins:
don't be a meanie
but i heard juleka!

marinara:
you did?

adrikins:
yes!
luka's mic picked her up
they were talking to each other!

marinara:
talking
to his sister
who knew that happened!

adrikins:
no bully!
it was just
really cool?
he didn't have push to talk on so i heard it all on her stream
and thought oh wow that's juleka!
i know her!
and so many people are listening to her!

marinara:
that does sound cool though
is she as blunt as online

adrikins:
she seems really nice!
maybe she's bad at typing

marinara:
adrien
you're bad at typing

adrikins:
no i'm not!

marinara:
yes, you are
your typing makes you sound twelve

adrikins:
at least i'm a cute twelve year old
right

marinara:
saying yes to that will get me arrested
it wasn't me officer

adrikins:
!

marinara:
you are cute
I can confirm that
even with your chest

adrikins:
forget the nipple!

marinara:
I can't
it haunts me too now

adrikins:
no!

marinara:
sorry for not being on
sometimes I can be while at work
but others it's just too busy

adrikins:
it's okay!
nath and nino were there to keep me company
but then nino went to bed

marinara:
nath too busy to amuse you?

adrikins:
he tried!

marinara:
cute

adrikins:
do you mean me or nath

marinara:
plagg

adrikins:
the traitor!

marinara:
much better looking than your nipple
sorry

adrikins:
is that because you're gay?

marinara:
aksjfsgh

adrikins:
was that phrased badly
i'm sorry?
i wasn't trying to be mean!

marinara:
no, your chest is very nice
I said that already
stop fishing for compliments

adrikins:
ok ok!
my bad!

marinara:
I hope you know
I fucking choked

adrikins:
i've never wanted that for you!

marinara:
thanks?
that's nice of you

adrikins:
would you like a plagg picture
to cheer you up

marinara:
will it include a nipple

adrikins:
no!

marinara:
what if I wanted it to?

adrikins:
you need to flirt with me first!
this nipslip was a mistake
please forget!

marinara:
okay, okay
I'll bury it in my mind

adrikins:
please and thank you

-x-

group chat: niya rise!
marinara has joined the chat

marinara:
murder me

ninny:
no

marinara:
rude?
why wouldn't you murder me
I've had a bad day
put me out of my misery

ninny:
because i want to make you jealous first
are you ready for this

Alyarr:
!
she's gonna lose her shit!

marinara:
what

ninny:
adriens not here so you gotta fill him in
later
if im not here

marinara:
what?

ninny:
im serious
i called alya up to confirm this
and im like
really sure its real

marinara:
?
what is going on

Alyarr:
nino was blessed
his hatred made it so you and adrien will murder him
isn't that great?

marinara:
what
maybe I should just leave

ninny:
dont you dare
let me gloat first

marinara:
go on then

ninny:
are you ready

Alyarr:
are you ready!

marinara:
go on, I guess
idk what I'm preparing for

ninny:

i saw ladybug

marinara:
yeah, same

ninny:
no i mean
i saw her irl

marinara:

what
where?

Alyarr:
at his work!

marinara:
?
I don't even know where you work?

ninny:
because nothing interesting happens
until today
i just work in a tech shop or whatever you wanna call it
i fix shit

marinara:
what

ninny:
i fixed her phone screen

marinara:
and like
you just saw her?
or did you talk to her?

Alyarr:
is that jealousy

marinara:
yes
absolutely jealous

ninny:
idk i didnt meet her when she came in
i just fixed the screen and gave it back to her
like an hour ago
it was surreal

marinara:
?
so you spoke to her

ninny:
like two sentences
didnt realise it was her until after she walked out
wouldve asked for a pic to make all of you jealous
but im dumb apparently

marinara:
yeah, you are dumb
so dumb

Alyarr:
my dumb

marinara:
...gross

ninny:
your reaction sucks
adriens gonna lose his shit