Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Chat Noir © Thomas Astruc
private chat: adrikins and marinara
marinara:
adrien, no
that person isn't going to win
just give up
adrikins:
no!
you can't make me choose otherwise
i am loyal!
marinara:
you don't even know them
this is a tv show
adrikins:
i'm sticking with my choice!
even if he loses
he's a winner in my heart!
marinara:
look at this
his voice is breaking
you're absolutely wrong!
adrikins:
shut up!
you have no faith!
marinara:
?
my singer didn't fuck up
adrikins:
but you didn't even like her last round
you're just a meanie!
marinara:
I'm sorry
did you just call me a meanie?
meanie?
adrikins:
meanie!
marinara:
why do you revert to being twelve
to insult me
adrikins:
because you're a meanie
marinara:
I'm starting to believe it
what's going on here
adrikins:
I'll lose my point!
marinara:
well, yeah
you're too loyal to your picked contestants
I don't even understand
why did we start watching this
adrikins:
because you wanted winner or losers
marinara:
true
adrikins:
i'll still have my pride!
unlike you
marinara:
I'm
not emotionally attached
adrikins:
my pride is fine!
marinara:
adrien, you just lost
adrikins:
where's your proof?
marinara:
look at your screen
I won
you're terrible at this
adrikins:
oh no
oh no!
marinara:
?
adrikins:
it's okay
i'm okay with losing if it's with you!
marinara:
but I won
so that's not right
adrikins:
don't ruin the moment!
marinara:
there's no moment
you're a loser!
adrikins:
i'm never betting with you again
marinara:
there's still like
two more people to bet on
it's fine
adrikins:
you're a meanie
marinara:
my heart.
adrikins:
meanie.
marinara:
we should've just stuck to watching films
if you were gonna get this sassy
I'm not ready for this
adrikins:
but this is better!
a long time commitment
marinara:
that sounds like marriage
adrikins:
you rejected me!
marinara:
that's two out of
idk
however many in our chat
I'm on a roll
adrikins:
am i allowed to ask about that?
or is it
just too private
i don't wanna push you for anything
marinara:
are you asking about nath
or why I rejected you
because that was just a joke
adrikins:
no no
nath!
marinara:
ahhh
what do you want to know?
adrikins:
why you're not together?
is that weird to ask
because you're like
really close?
marinara:
yeah but
if you think me and him are close
he's closer with alya?
they see each other all the time
adrikins:
but alya never flirts with him!
marinara:
are you accusing me
adrikins:
i've seen it!
marinara:
yeah, as a joke
he's fine with it
it's okay
adrikins:
that's not my question
marinara:
you mean why it didn't work out?
adrikins:
yeah!
marinara:
we didn't really
know each other?
he didn't even know my age or first name
little bit weird right
adrikins:
but you've told me that
marinara:
you've got superpowers
idk you're pretty good at getting me comfortable
we're pals
adrikins:
you're pals with nath!
marinara:
I am!
but we never really talked about
anything person?
it's always random stuff or about alya
you know
that kinda thing
adrikins:
but why?
you're so nice
but so so private
i don't understand!
marinara:
idk
I just like it
I guess
adrikins:
am i too open?
marinara:
I mean
yes
adrikins:
oops
marinara:
it's kinda cute
also makes me feel very
awkward?
maybe not awkward
idk
I'm jealous of how open you are
with everything
adrikins:
that can be you too!
marinara:
you know enough!
adrikins:
i know more than enough to like you
so nath does too!
marinara:
are you like
trying to wingman right now
adrikins:
maybe!
marinara:
adrien no
adrikins:
mari why
marinara:
that was like
two months ago?
adrikins:
but i'm shipping it
marinara:
I will leave!
adrikins:
ok ok
you need to pick btw!
marinara:
yeah yeah
get ready to lose again
adrikins:
meanie.
marinara:
I'm only winning bragging rights
you'll be fine
-x-
group chat: niya rise!
marinara has joined the chat
marinara:
my pals
leks:
gross
marinara:
oh, hey
where have you been?
leks:
do u really care
marinara:
that sounded very aggressive
I do care!
I have no idea where you've been
whatsoever
leks:
bit weird
idk i was too lazy to come online
marinara:
that
that doesn't sound real but ok
leks:
spent time with my girlfriend
my brother
that everyone here loves apparently
marinara:
your brother luka
right
leks:
ye
not like i have another brother
right
Thani:
I actually can't tell if you two dislike each other or not.
It's so hard.
marinara:
oh someone else is here
hey, nath
leks:
were great friends
how dare you
marinara:
ye
leks:
are u mocking me
marinara:
ye
Thani:
I'm tabbing back out.
marinara:
why are you even here if you're ignoring us
I'm so offended
leks:
he's doing more emotes
for luka
marinara:
oh did he get the discount?
leks:
ye it's a juicy one
i got praised for having friends
marinara:
did he pat your head
leks:
ye
it was nice
marinara:
that's good
when are you back at school
and ignoring everyone?
leks:
rude
idk my ankles pretty much
fine now?
marinara:
congrats!
leks:
but ur nice
i'm here to befriend u mari
marinara:
how about no
let's not
leks:
maybe u really do dislike me
what ever will i do
marinara:
that sounds vaguely threatening
leks:
why would i do that
marinara:
I'm terrified.
leks:
i'm a nice person
adrikins has joined the chat
marinara:
adrien!
adrikins:
mari!
guess what
guess what!
marinara:
what
leks:
yo
adrikins:
hi juleka!
i got home and plagg was being all cute
now he's on me and i don't want to move
marinara:
where is this going
adrikins:
no that's it
that's the story!
marinara:
I'm
happy for you
adrikins:
look at him!
(image: plagg stretched out across a bare male's chest)
leks:
…
marinara:
sdlgjhdas?
adrikins:
he's so cute!
and i would murder for him!
marinara:
nipple
leks:
ye
what she said
adrikins:
o
is that bad?
marinara:
adrien
you just showed us your nipples
leks:
not plural
only one
but thats more than i ever wanted to see
adrikins:
look at that cat instead!
leks:
i want to
i'm so gay
marinara:
nipple
adrikins:
please look at plagg!
leks:
u just sent a shirtless pic
to the group chat
adrikins:
no it was meant for mari!
i'm sorry!
leks:
what kinda relationship
are u two in
marinara:
no!
adrikins:
my cat!
not my nipple!
marinara:
he's a very nice cat
but now I'm scarred
my innocent eyes
leks:
innocent
eyes?
adrikins:
i'm so sorry!
marinara:
I'm now tainted
what do I do
leks:
pray
hope for the best
marinara:
thank you for your suggestions
I will now ignore them
leks:
o
Thani:
Do I even want to scroll up?
marinara:
not unless you wanna see
adrien's nipples
nipple
singular
leks:
or some pussy
Thani:
…
What?
marinara:
adrien posted a nude
adrikins:
no!
marinara:
we were giving him tips
on how to make it look better
leks:
he's pretty amateur
he'll get better in the future
marinara:
we're helping
Thani:
I don't believe you, but I don't want to scroll up.
I'm scared it's true.
What will Alya say about her child?
marinara:
that that's why he's disowned
but also that she's happy they're not related
leks:
why would she be happy
marinara:
your gay ass can't tell that's a nice chest
Thani:
Are you actually close enough to say that?
leks:
homophobic
marinara:
what
Thani:
Are you two just fucking around?
leks:
no
he really posted a nude
marinara:
we're friends
it's okay, nath
I'm not a complete dick
Thani:
If you're sure.
leks:
ye it's fine
thanks for white knighting or whatever
but i'm so gay
marinara:
thanks
leks:
adrien
where u at
Thani:
He's probably embarrassed by you two.
marinara:
we're innocent
leks:
how dare u
i'm an angel
Thani:
Yeah, I'm sure.
I scrolled up.
marinara:
what do you think about the chest
back me up here
Thani:
How about I'll answer that if Adrien ever asks?
I don't want to make him uncomfortable.
leks:
lame
marinara:
thani the mood ruiner
Thani:
Do you see Adrien here?
marinara:
adrien!
where'd you go!
leks:
is that how u communicate
marinara:
yeah
it usually works
adrien!
Thani:
Actual children.
marinara:
adopt us
Thani:
Stop trying to find someone to call daddy, it's weird.
marinara:
maybe that's why we didn't work out
you and your kinks
leks:
what
wait what
marinara:
nath's lame
that's all you need to know
Thani:
Are you going to recite what happened to everyone?
marinara:
maybe I should copy paste it
save it
tell everyone new
leks:
ive been here longer than u
marinara:
you disappeared
I didn't even know you existed
leks:
rude
marinara:
adrien!
do I need to do some satanic ritual
to summon him
leks:
we could just have a funeral
marinara:
nath, get the flowers
leks:
he is the flower
marinara:
did you hear that nath
you're pretty
Thani:
Thanks.
My confidence is boosted.
marinara:
a beautiful red flower
a real rose
Thani:
I'm so happy.
marinara:
calm down with the sarcasm
it's hurting my eyes
leks:
i have an idea
marinara:
what
leks:
adrien
i've got news for u
marinara:
omnious but ok
leks:
ladybug news
(image: ladybug smiling with her fingers in a peace sign)
Thani:
I almost forgot that you know her.
marinara:
you are blessed
use that power well
leks:
don't give me the superhero talk
(image: ladybug face-down on a bed with her face covered by a pillow)
adrien come back
Thani:
How many candid pictures do you even have?
leks:
enough
(image: ladybug eating ice cream, tongue visible)
does this count as a nude
marinara:
what the fuck
leks:
legit question
adrikins:
what is going on!
Thani:
The nude worked, then.
marinara:
it's not a nude!
it's an innocent ice cream picture!
leks:
mari
are ur gay senses tingling
marinara:
not a nude!
adrikins:
it makes me feel better tho!
ladybug didn't think that through either
that is great!
marinara:
no!
leks:
i took it tho
adrikins:
thank you!
leks:
np it fine
welcome back
adrikins:
sorry i got really shy
then plagg wanted to play
so we did
marinara:
did you put on a shirt
adrikins:
yes!
i'm sorry about that still
please forget
Thani:
But Mari likes your chest.
marinara:
shut
leks:
ye but
she also likes ladybug's tongue
what does that say to u
adrikins:
that she has good taste!
in ladybug
not me
ladybug!
marinara:
why
Thani:
At least he's modest.
How was your day, Adrien?
adrikins:
it was fine
now it's great!
thank you for the pictures
juleka
i love them
leks:
ur welcome
but that's not what i'm here for
marinara:
being annoying is
right
leks:
rude
adrikins:
be nice!
marinara:
we're pals
don't worry
leks:
we get on because were gay
marinara:
excuse you
Thani:
I'm still worried about you two.
leks:
nath stop being a dad
it's weird
adrikins:
i'm not allowed to call anyone that
leks:
exactly
so stop it nath
marinara:
back to uncle nath
Thani:
Leave me alone.
leks:
anyway
adrien
adrikins:
hello!
how can i help you
leks:
no
let me help u
marinara:
sounds creepy
adrikins:
what does this mean!
leks:
ur prob wondering about the ladybug rumour
right
it's been spammed in luka's chat for days
adrikins:
you actually know?
leks:
ye
i live with him
i know everything
marinara:
why
leks:
why what
marinara:
why must you tell adrien this
or any of us
for that matter
leks:
it ok
u can say ur were jealous
and want to know if ladybug's single
i understand ur feelings
marinara:
…
adrikins:
are they dating?
not that it's bad
if they are!
i'd be very happy for them!
especially since it's your brother!
leks:
nah
they've been friends since they were like
idk
five
adrikins:
that long?
leks:
ye
ladybug was in my class
but luka stole her
it was rude
marinara:
maybe
your brother was cooler
leks:
shut ur mouth
marinara:
fight me
leks:
my legs will be longer
than ur lifespan
if u don't shut up
marinara:
…
adrikins:
be nice!
i can't handle fighting
marinara:
I'm cry
leks:
fuck u
anyway
there u go adrien
cheer up about ur nipple
adrikins:
please forget the nipple!
leks:
it's seared in my gay mind
hanting me
adrikins:
no one's ever said
my nudes haunt them before!
marinara:
so you admit it was a nude
huh!
adrikins:
no!
leks:
tell us more about the nudes
how often do u send em
adrikins:
never!
marinara:
incorrect
you tried to seduce us earlier
leks:
too innocent to realise
mari's only got eyes for ladybug
marinara:
like
I will actually fight you
leks:
but we're pals
why would u do that
marinara:
stop bully!
leks:
ok ok
pls forgive me
marinara:
that sounds sarcastic
so no
leks:
don't be mean
accept it
marinara:
no
leks:
who's the dick now
marinara:
no wonder you don't like me
what the fuck
leks:
!
adrikins:
am i supposed to say get a room here
is that what we do?
marinara:
no
leks:
no
adrikins:
but
leks:
no
marinara:
stop shipping me with people
I feel like you're my dad
trying to marry me off
adrikins:
i want the best for my baby!
marinara:
please no
don't call me baby
we agreed on this
adrikins:
little mari!
baby!
marinara:
no
leks:
gross
adrikins:
i want to protect you
marinara:
that's literally what I said to you
don't copy me, loser
adrikins:
fight me!
marinara:
okay
adrikins:
no don't
i'm fragile
marinara:
but you asked me to
adrikins:
i regret
don't do it!
leks:
can i say get a room now
marinara:
I'll kick you
leks:
only my girlfriend gets to do that
adrikins:
scary
leks:
kidding
or am i
who knows
marinara:
my image of you is terrible
why are you like this
leks:
love me
adrikins:
no!
-x-
private chat: adrikins and marinara
adrikins:
mari!
marinara:
hello
hi
hiya
what up
adrikins:
you missed ladybug
you missed out!
marinara:
work sucks
did I miss anything good
adrikins:
not really!
i mean
it's all good!
but you missed her playing with luka
marinara:
nice
coincidentally or on purpose?
adrikins:
purpose!
they queued together for a few hours
it was really fun to watch!
you missed out
marinara:
I miss out on everything
including making fun of you
adrikins:
don't be a meanie
but i heard juleka!
marinara:
you did?
adrikins:
yes!
luka's mic picked her up
they were talking to each other!
marinara:
talking
to his sister
who knew that happened!
adrikins:
no bully!
it was just
really cool?
he didn't have push to talk on so i heard it all on her stream
and thought oh wow that's juleka!
i know her!
and so many people are listening to her!
marinara:
that does sound cool though
is she as blunt as online
adrikins:
she seems really nice!
maybe she's bad at typing
marinara:
adrien
you're bad at typing
adrikins:
no i'm not!
marinara:
yes, you are
your typing makes you sound twelve
adrikins:
at least i'm a cute twelve year old
right
marinara:
saying yes to that will get me arrested
it wasn't me officer
adrikins:
!
marinara:
you are cute
I can confirm that
even with your chest
adrikins:
forget the nipple!
marinara:
I can't
it haunts me too now
adrikins:
no!
marinara:
sorry for not being on
sometimes I can be while at work
but others it's just too busy
adrikins:
it's okay!
nath and nino were there to keep me company
but then nino went to bed
marinara:
nath too busy to amuse you?
adrikins:
he tried!
marinara:
cute
adrikins:
do you mean me or nath
marinara:
plagg
adrikins:
the traitor!
marinara:
much better looking than your nipple
sorry
adrikins:
is that because you're gay?
marinara:
aksjfsgh
adrikins:
was that phrased badly
i'm sorry?
i wasn't trying to be mean!
marinara:
no, your chest is very nice
I said that already
stop fishing for compliments
adrikins:
ok ok!
my bad!
marinara:
I hope you know
I fucking choked
adrikins:
i've never wanted that for you!
marinara:
thanks?
that's nice of you
adrikins:
would you like a plagg picture
to cheer you up
marinara:
will it include a nipple
adrikins:
no!
marinara:
what if I wanted it to?
adrikins:
you need to flirt with me first!
this nipslip was a mistake
please forget!
marinara:
okay, okay
I'll bury it in my mind
adrikins:
please and thank you
-x-
group chat: niya rise!
marinara has joined the chat
marinara:
murder me
ninny:
no
marinara:
rude?
why wouldn't you murder me
I've had a bad day
put me out of my misery
ninny:
because i want to make you jealous first
are you ready for this
Alyarr:
!
she's gonna lose her shit!
marinara:
what
ninny:
adriens not here so you gotta fill him in
later
if im not here
marinara:
what?
ninny:
im serious
i called alya up to confirm this
and im like
really sure its real
marinara:
?
what is going on
Alyarr:
nino was blessed
his hatred made it so you and adrien will murder him
isn't that great?
marinara:
what
maybe I should just leave
ninny:
dont you dare
let me gloat first
marinara:
go on then
ninny:
are you ready
Alyarr:
are you ready!
marinara:
go on, I guess
idk what I'm preparing for
ninny:
i saw ladybug
marinara:
yeah, same
ninny:
no i mean
i saw her irl
marinara:
…
what
where?
Alyarr:
at his work!
marinara:
?
I don't even know where you work?
ninny:
because nothing interesting happens
until today
i just work in a tech shop or whatever you wanna call it
i fix shit
marinara:
what
ninny:
i fixed her phone screen
marinara:
and like
you just saw her?
or did you talk to her?
Alyarr:
is that jealousy
marinara:
yes
absolutely jealous
ninny:
idk i didnt meet her when she came in
i just fixed the screen and gave it back to her
like an hour ago
it was surreal
marinara:
?
so you spoke to her
ninny:
like two sentences
didnt realise it was her until after she walked out
wouldve asked for a pic to make all of you jealous
but im dumb apparently
marinara:
yeah, you are dumb
so dumb
Alyarr:
my dumb
marinara:
...gross
ninny:
your reaction sucks
adriens gonna lose his shit
