Laughing so hard you
feel a six pack
coming on
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Another few days went by, it was about 5 in the morning, i was sleeping peacefully, well i was, until my alarm went off. "OHMIGOD!" i screamed and rolled over and hit the floor with an oof. I groaned and sat up and looked around. The room was dark, the sky was still pitch black, i sat back on my bed and looked out the window. "Woah." i mumbled and looked at the sky, which was fully of stars. I never seen so many stars except when we visited my family in Minnesota. I yawned and layed back down, i curled up, even though it was about 50 degrees out side, it was cold to me, but then again i did live in Texas for about 3 years, hen moved back to Chicago. I drifted off back to sleep, dreaming of my friends, Zack, my parents, bunnies and random imaginary creatures that Britain see's.
...OOO...
I woke up later on that morning, i felt like something was gunna happen, but what it was, i had no idea. I took a shower, the nice warm water cascading from the shower head, to the tub, which i think was marble, it looked like marble, felt like marble, and i can honestly say it tasted like marble. I took a quick shower, it felt nice to be clean. I got dressed in my hooker clothes, but thats just my way of seeing them, the clothes were light and breathable. I'd rather have breathable clothes than sufforcating myself. I opened the door and saw there were no guards. "Strange, very strange." i mumbled and walked out and made sure my door was locked and made sure i had my keys. I walked around til i came to the classroom/office i've been having my lessons. I opened the door slowly and saw Mr. Keito there, he smiled at me, "Art-chan, i told you to take the day off today." Mr. Keito told me, "I-i got bored." I replied, he smiled and i sat down, there was a bunch of old books. About afew minutes later there were some ANBU came in the room. "Mr. Keito! The girl isn't in her room!" the ANBU said, and Mr. Keito chuckled and gestured over to where i was sitting. "She came over to here. I don't see why your making a fuss. Art-chan is harmless." Mr. Keito said and stacked book, i picked one up. "The-the lion and the m-mouse?" i stuttered, my japanese not really good, Mr. Keito nodded and made a gesture for me to go on.
I looked at the ANBU, they stared at me, i felt shy. "If you came here to tell me about her, you can clearly see she's safe." Mr. Keito said, and he shut the book, which caused dust to appear, and me to sneeze and suddenly appear on the roof. "Oh hell!" i shouted and fell onto the rock surface, i groaned and looked, a guard just stared at me, i sneezed again and appeared back in the room. "Ah!" i screamed and fell onto the pile of books, which made more dust appear and i knew, a sneezing attack was gunna happen. I sneezed again, i vanished and fell onto a grate. "Suck ball!" i shouted as i started to get up, but then i sneezed and fell onto my bathroom floor, i saw a quick glimpse thats why and i sneezed again and this time i fell on someone. I looked and saw it was Kankuro, "Is my phone done yet? Huh huh huh?" i said, and poked him, "GET OFF WOMAN!" he shouted, but it was muffled because he face planted onto the sand. I sneezed and vanished, this time i fell onto a desk. I looked around, and then i came face to face with Gaara. "Hi." i smiled, before he could even respond, i sneezed and i disappeared. This time, i fell back in the room i started. I looked around, no one was there, besides Mr. Keito, "They're all looking for you my dear. I've never seen Kankuro look so concerned in my life." he said to me and i nodded while sneezing. I fell onto the floor again, i looked up, and i saw Gaara again. I waved, he waved back. I sneezed, damn it! I was so lucky, because if i was just a few inches off, i would land on a cactus.
I sighed in relief, but i sneezed again and landed on something, or someone again. I looked and saw it was the guy i pissed off. I waved, he glared, i sneezed in his face, kinda on purpose, then disappeared. I landed on a bed, i looked around, and noticed in was a big room. I saw a picture, it was Gaara, i heard the door open, Temari walked in with a sheet, she blinked when she saw me, i waved and sneezed again and dissappeared. I hit rock. "I'm going to be seriously bruised!" i shouted and rolled onto my back, some sand blew in my face, i sneezed and landed on wood, i peeked and saw Gaara. I sat up, he held up a tea cup, i smiled and was about to take it but i covered my nose and sneezed and landed on tile, i looked and i wish i hadn't. I saw a guys butt. "My virgin eyes!" i yelled, and the guy shouted and tried to cover himself and i covered my eyes and sneezed and landed on the floor, i looked and i was behind a chair, Gaara's face appeared, i sat up and he extended his hand, i shyly took his hand he helped me up, i dusted myself off and let go of his hand and went to the door and walked out after i bowed and apologized and closed it, i walked away and sneezed again. I landed on a bed, i looked around and it was my bed, i sighed in relief, then i sneezed again and landed on someone again, i saw it was an ANBU. "I'm so sorry!" i exclaimed and sneezed once more and i landed on someone, i looked and blushed, i was on Gaara's lap. "I'm sorry. How many times was i here?" i asked, he held up his hand, he held up 5 fingers. I nodded, i covered my nose and disappeared.
I landed on someone again, they groaned, i looked and there was afew people, and those people were ANBU, regular ninja and Kankuro. They jumped for me, i sneezed again and i felt someone grab my leg before i sneezed and disappeared. I appeared on the ceiling, i heard someone groaning, i looked, and i saw the guy that i pissed off. He was on the floor in the fetal position. "I feel like i went through a worm hole" he groaned, "Oh, suck it up." i said and sneezed, hopefully for the last time and appeared back with Mr. Keito, and to my surprise i landed on pillows. I sat up and Mr. Keito gave me a tissue, i blew my nose, while he opened the window. I just sat there, and picked up a book, it was a story book. I looked through it, i just saw the pictures, it reminded me of 'Hansel and Gretal' and i saw different pictures. I was too busy looking at the pictures, i didn't hear the door open. I keep looking through the kids books. They had similar stories like in my world, or dimension, or what ever the hell you call it. I was distracted, then i heard Mr. Keito clear his throat. I blinked and looked up, he smiled at me, i blinked again. He held out his hand, i blinked once more. "I think it time you met the Kazekage." Mr. Keito said to me, i blinked. "Mr. Keito, we don't know much about her." an ANBU said, "I don't think she'll hurt him. And you haven't spent time with her these past 3 weeks." Mr. Keito said. Oh hell, 3 weeks already, damn, i've been here that long. Damn.
"I think its a good idea." Temari's voice said, we all looked at her, "Temari, your not serious?" Kankuro said to her, "I'm dead serious, i don't think she'll hurt Gaara." Temari smiled and looked at me, i just blinked. "I think we need alittle more time to watch her." another ANBU spoke up, there was a brief silence. "Well, its decided: Art-chan meets the Kazekage." Mr. Keito said, Temari smiled. I blinked, and just let them decide what happened. I looked around and looked around and looked at the clock. "It's getting late Art-chan. Go ahead." Mr. Keito told me, i nodded and got up. "I'll get you new clothes for tomorrow." Temari said to me, i nodded and bowed and left.
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I walked to the cliff, where i had an almost death experience, and i was happy, but i saw Gaara sitting there, relaxing. I didn't want to disturb him, i started to turn away, but the i heard his voice. "Stay." i blinked and went over to him, and sat next to him. I relaxed, the air to night was abit chillier tonight, i shivered and rubbed my arms. I then felt something go over my shoulders. I looked and saw it was a cover, or a blanket, or a sweater, i wasn't really sure, but it smelled nice, it smelled nice, like sage, i think, not sure. I relaxed, and wasn't sure what, else, but it felt nice and comfy. I wasn't sure how much time passed, but it was long enough, that Gaara got up and offered his hand, i blushed and took it, he helped me up. "It's dangerous at night. I'll walk you home." he said to me, i blushed and nodded and we went back to my apartment, it was a calm night. It was a peaceful walk, we didn't need words to make a conversation, the wind just blew gently, but it was still chilly. After we got to my door, i smiled and opened the door, "Good night." i mumbled, and walked in, he nodded and walked off, i closed the door. I quickly got dressed and jumped on the bed giggling. "Well, at least i get to be hsi friend." i mumbled and yawned and pulled the cover over me, and drifted into a peaceful sleep, with dreams filled with chibi pandas.
