Greetings viewers. This is the first detailed battle we will see. The four heroes vs a skeleton king. First Boss of 3 in Act I.

Valla was the first to enter followed by Brutus, Li Ming then Johanna. As the four continued, a ghastly figure of the skeleton king appeared.

"You will never defeat me.""" Leoric said before disappearing.

"What a terrible script.""" Li Ming responded.

As the demon huntress, gargantuan, holy warrior and hated continue to find an open door, it shuts close. 4 Skeletons are summoned and surround the four. Valla fires a hungering arrow that flies through one skeleton then turns around and flies through it again and again and again until it dies. Brutus flattens one of them with a hammer. Johanna shieldbashes it and the skeletons falls out of the walkway. Li Ming uses her arcane torrent to destroy the skeleton who is charging in and trying to kill her if Li Ming's diamond skin protected her. The gates unlocked for some unknown reason.

"Well it is so nice for you to open the gate after we killed your buddies." Li Ming said.

The four found the skeleton king. They got ready for battle.

"Okay Valla. Put the crown on his head." Johanna said.

"The crown doesn't do anything.""" Li Ming said.

"Oh we just want him to look nice when we pummel him.""" Johanna said.

"Hey I found it first. If this thing takes it away, I am gonna be pissed.""" Valla said.

Valla took the crown off her head and slowly made to the skeletons body. She hesitated to put it on.

"Goodbye crown. I am gonna miss you. I wish there was some other way." Valla cried.

She placed the crown ontop of the skeleton kings head. It's skull began to move.

"Get this fucking piece of shit off me!""" The skeleton king yelled.

Valla screamed, took the crown and vaulted away just as Leoric rose and did his morning routine:

Stretch

Scratch his balls

Rub his eyes

Try to go back to sleep

Get up

Scratch his balls again

Realise that he can't go back to sleep and then get annoyed

After his morning routine was finished, Leoric raised his mace and charged after Li Ming. Li Ming used her diamond skin to defend herself when Leoric slammed his mace on her like a hammer. Valla jumped onto Leoric and put a grenade in his neck and quickly vaulted away. Li Ming ignited the grenade with an arcane orb. Leoric teleported away and summoned skeletons surrounding the group. Johanna launched herself into the sky and landed on the skeleton king using her fallen sword. Leoric kicked Johanna but Brutus was quick to fly in out of nowhere and kick the skeleton king before he posed any threat. Meanwhile Valla was strafing the skeletons and then archers started shooting at her. Li Ming and her diamond skin protected Valla as and she was free to throw knives at their skulls. Leoric teleported onto Li Ming and swung mace so hard it sent her flying onto a wall and shattered her diamond skin. Johanna charged toward Leoric but a skeleton shieldbearer pushed her off course. Brutus went after Leoric but was pinned down by archers. Valla kept multishooting Leoric and unleashing Chakrams at him while vaulting away from him. Li Ming used her blizzard spell with apocalypse enhancement to destroy the skeletons then a vaulting Demon Huntress landed right next to her. Leoric teleported ontop of the two and Valla used her rapid fire at the same time Li Ming used her disintegrate and they defeated the skeleton king. Leoric exploded leaving behind all his fancy things. Leoric's crown had changed somehow. It had gotten smaller to fit Valla's head.

"Hey Valla can you take that stupid thing off your head.""" Brutus demanded.

"Never. It looks nice and I like it. And it is also a gift.""" Valla responded.

"Gift from who?""" Johanna asked.

"No its a gift to someone.""" Valla corrected.

"Who are you going to give it to?""" Li Ming asked.

"You sweetheart.""" Valla cheered.

Li Ming's light smiled turned into a sigh. Johanna and Brutus giggled.

"Valla I am not gay."

"Yes you are. Once a lesbian always a lesbian. You slept with Valla. Naked!" Johanna teased.

"Because you drugged me and I don't know how you did that unless you were peaking through my window.""" Li Ming said.

"Hey give the woman her space. I don't want my future wife to get cranky because of you two giving her a hard time." Valla intervined.

Li Ming facepalmed.

"I ship Lilla." Johanna said.

"Are me and Li Ming going on a ship? I love ships.""" Valla cheered.

"Let's just go to the crater.""" Li Ming said.

The bubbly demon huntress, her future wife who is also hated by the universe, the Lilla shipper and Brutus found the crater of the falling star and it was a man. The four came down to his level.

"So the fallen star is a man?""" Li Ming asked.

"Are you stupid?""" Valla asked.

"I am..." The stranger said.

"Not stupid."

"I am."

"Poorly programed."

"To speak."

"Like this."

"Like I."

"Am retarded." The stranger finished.

"Another example of Blizzards retarded half ass moves to make us curious. This is obviously an angel from heaven. Look the blue is like the blue in angel wings and it came from up high not down low.""" Li Ming explained.

"Honey. Save your crazy bedtime stories for when we are in bed." Valla said.

"Valla. For the millionth time, I am not your wife, lover, spouse, fiancé or whatever." Li Ming said.

"Let's get you back to Cain.""" Johanna said.

The five went back to Tristram and found Kormac passed out on the floor. Leah came toward them.

"Oh hello guys. Have any of you found the templar guy around? He said he was going to kill me but then he started running away and now I can't find him." Leah explained.

"That is because you are dumber than a sack of hammers." Brutus responded.

"Oh. That explains a lot." Leah said.

Li Ming walked toward the teams temporary house.

"I'm gonna have a lie down. Anyone need me, I am in the slaughtered calf inn." Li Ming lied.

Li Ming went to her room and found Valla.

"Valla get out." Li Ming ordered.

"Li Ming I heard strange noises coming from my room.""" Valla said.

"What do you want me to do about it?" Li Ming asked.

"Could I sleep with you?" Valla asked.

"No." Li Ming answered.

"Please." Valla cried trying to give Li Ming her cutest look.

"Fine." Li Ming sighed.

"Valla can you close your eyes for a second?" Li Ming asked.

"Sure." Valla closed her eyes.

Li Ming casted the Mirror Image spell then jumped out the window. The mirror Li Ming leaned in to kiss Valla.

"Okay you can open them." The mirror Li Ming said.

"That was easy." Li Ming said.