A/N: I know that I am incredibly late in posting this chapter...But i do have a reason/s...

1st: My computer caught a virus...so I've been using my iTouch to read fanfics

2nd: I have too many reports and projects to cram...err submit

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thank you for the reviews: KairiHanazawa18 (haha. LOL I had fun writing that part), stormypeach1396 (he can't help it...he's shocked -and in denial- XD) Kichou (lol if yamamoto dies gokudera'll be sad.), XxAnimeFreak13xX (thanks :D), Twilight Emo Wind Goddess (well you don't have to wait anymore, cause here's the next chap!), Hatsuka-chan (hahaha to think that limping would be the reason why gokudera will loose is too hilarious. and hibari is too -hot- scary...Even I would want to steal that fortune teller's job!), KuroTsukiHime (thanks oh it's hibari's turn here!), SadisticPrincess13 (you don't have to wait anymore cause it's hibari's turn now!), animebaka13 (well I can't really compile all the fortune stuff in one chapter because I have to wait for my friend's ideas and it's sort of hard to think...so yeah...oh and I also thought of making mukuro end up with chrome but then again, where's the fun in that), xPrincessTheRipperx (waahh me too! B26 ftw!), kirika o7 (well here's hibari's reaction now ;D)

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Trip to the fortune teller part 5

After deciding that he would not waste his time beating the idiot Herbivore Hibari decided to walk inside the room.

With a loud bang on the door Hibari decided to sit down and look at the woman and said "Talk."

"My, my, what a straight forward young man do you not want to ask me anything?" the woman asked.

"No. Just talk I don't really care either way."

"Really now, very well." The woman leaned back.

"I take it that you know your future lover's identity. Hmm?" Seeing the confused look that Hibari is giving her, she recoiled.

"Okay, so you don't know it yet. And here I thought that that cute young man already said it." The woman contemplated. Hibari raised an eyebrow. Who's the young man? Yamamoto?

"Fine. His name is Sawada Tsunayoshi." The woman smirked when she saw Hibari's eyes widen.

Ha! So he did get his herbivore. Take that Pineapple!. Hibari may look stoic on the outside but he's pretty much partying on the inside.

Sensing Hibari's internal partying the woman decided to break the shocking news to him.

"However, it seems that you have competition young man. On occasions you engage in a threesome, if that's what you want call it. I think the other party's name is Rokudo Mukuro."

After hearing that, Hibari felt his insides turn, what the fuck? Why won't that pineapple herbivore leave them alone? And what is his future self thinking, allowing that herbivore to join with them too?

"Though, I didn't mention any of that to your lover, because it seems that he might faint if I said that too. He won't be able to handle the shocking news."

"..." 'No wonder he ran away from me when he got out.' Hibari mused.

"Okay...I will tell you what I told your lover. Or not." The woman smirked. "Well, mainly because I didn't really tell everything to him so I'll tell it to you. Stop using your handcuffs, you can use your tie too but I guess its okay since its kinkier. Do not moles-err fuck him before missions. Don't hesitate to fuck him even if he's tired, he likes it anyway. Just so you know, even if you don't like this Mukuro guy, it's so obvious that you still let him touch you for some unknown reason. And one word: LUBE. DO NOT FORGET TO USE IT. It's for the sake of your future lover." The woman panted after saying those things.

Hibari didn't know if he should be happy or pissed. So he decided to walk out of the room. When got outside he glared at Mukuro. Hard. If only looks could kill, Mukuro would be a pile of ashes right now.

Mukuro simply smirked at the skylark. "Oya, Hibari-kun it seems that you did not like your fortune." Hibari scoffed.

"Oh well, it's not like I believe in such a trivial thing like fortune telling." Mukuro opened the door and went in.

"Welcome. I take it that you want to hear what I said to the previous occupant, yes?" The woman, queried.

"Oya, you took the words right out of my mouth. Do not hesitate to tell me everything." Mukuro said a sly smile plastered on his face.

"Okay then I will tell you what I said. But do you not want to hear your fortune?"

"No. Because I do not believe in such things, I am an illusionist after all."

'What does that have to do with fortune telling?' the woman thought, mystified.

And so she told Mukuro everything, there are times that the illusionist laughed, but he smirked on most of the parts. 'This is going to be fun.'


The next day...

Surprisingly on the way to school, Gokudera didn't even try to pick a fight with Yamamoto. It's more like he's trying to ignore the man. And if you look closer on his face, there's a tint of pink adorning his cheeks.

Tsuna's worse though. Everytime he sees the prefect. First, he would blush. HARD. Then the next thing you know he'll run away as fast as he could while dragging his friends with him, away from the prefect, screaming bloody murder.

"Tsuna, if you keep acting like that Hibari's going to be mad you know." Yamamoto said, after the run. "ne, Gokudera?"

The bomber kept silent. That was unusual. He'd always disagree with everything he said and now he's silent. That is unnerving.

Yamamoto poked Gokudera's side. No response. He poked again. And again. And again. And still no response. And that's when he looked at Gokudera's eyes only to see...Green buttons. Wait, what?

"Tsuna! Gokudera's...eh?" Yamamoto turned to Tsuna only to see him missing with the bomber.


School's rooftop

"We're-pant- safe –pant- now, Gokudera-kun" Tsuna said, panting, to his pale-white storm guardian.

"Eh, Gokudera-kun! Yamamoto is not here anymore!" Tsuna shook Gokudera.

Gokudera was cut off from his reverie "Oh! I'm so very sorry tenth! It's just that-"

"It's okay Gokudera-kun, I know how you feel" Tsyna empathized

"Tenth, you know I think I will never look at Yamamoto the same way ever again." Gokudera said.

"Yeah, same here with Hibari-san." Tsuna admitted.

"Ara, it seems that the two of you have problems." A familiar voice interrupted.

"Maa...don't tease them." Another voice said.

Tsuna and Gokudera turned around only to see...

"Kyoko-chan! And Hana!" Tsuna said, startled. 'Don't tell me they heard everything..."

"Yes, we heard everything you idiot."

"How did you know?"

"It's written all over your face." Hana snickered

"Don't you dare insult the tenth!" Gokudera interjected

"Well let's forget all about that for the time being and focus on your problems first." Kyoko interrupted before things get nasty.

"Fine...now if I remember this all started when you knew your fortune, right?"

Both boys nodded, slowly.

"I think we should talk about this with the other girls. Do you agree, Kyoko?"

"No objections there. I guess I have to make a few calls first." Kyoko said as she excused herself to call.

"Now," Hana said as she turned to the boys. "I think that we should move to Sawada's place, you never know who might be listening."

"Huh, alright...wait a minute why at my place?"

"Well because no one would even dare eavesdrop there." Hana said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"I still don't get it though..."


Sawada Residence...

"Thank you for informing me Kyoko-chan!" Nana said as she hung up the phone.

"My, my, it seems that my son is growing up. I have to update my photo album right away!"

"Well I guess even my brother is maturing now...Maman I think we should prepare 'that' right now." Bianchi said, smirking.

"Oh I guess you're right." Nana said smiling, with a dangerous glint on her eyes.


A/N: so...I have to say this...I don't know why but for some reason I am losing my interest in this fic now...so sorry for the crappy chapter.

To think that my exams are tomorrow yet here I am typing this fic. LOL

anyways please review!

oh and btw...even if it's super duper late should I write a valentine's day chap? to make up for my lateness...I feel so bad right now...and maybe...just maybe I might love this fic again.