Hey ppls! I wasn't lying when I said I'd update soon! Seeeee! Anyways, MrsEdgarAllenPoe, I am on chapter 20, Sweeney Todd's Proceedings Consequent upon the Departure of Tobias. It's an awesome book, it's flipping sweet. I love you all and will update again in two days.
*Toby runs downstairs after being offered an alcoholic drink*
Toby: Hey! The middle man offered me gin, so were all good as long as you go out with me!
Lovett: Ohhhh godddd
Toby: Soooo… apparently I'm gunna live here now! So, you better stalk up on gin! *smiles broadly*
Lovett: Um… ok… here… *hands Toby bottle of gin about four ft. tall*
Toby: WooHoo!!! *chugs in one sip* More please!
Lovett: Holy crap… I'm gunna go check on the 'middle man' or whatever you call him.
Toby: We shall meet again soon my love!
Lovett: *shouts downstairs* SHUT UP!!!!!!
*Lovett enters while our dear Sweeney is having an argument with Bobby and Sally*
Sweeney: NO WAY!!! TEAM EDWARD FOREVER! JACOB IS LLLLAAAMMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Invisible Bobby and Sally: But Edward left Bella, he doesn't really care about her *Bobby and Sally nod solemnly*
Lovett: Interrupting something?
Sweeney: Noooo, Bobby and Sally think Jacob *glares at invisible Bobby and Sally* Is better than Edward!
Lovett: Weeellll… he sorta iiissss…
Sweeney: No one understands me! *sob* You know what?
Lovett: What?
Sweeney: Because I'm emo and no one understands my insane obsession with Edward Cullen, I'm going to kill everyone! *smiles adorably*
Lovett: Oookkkkaaayyyy… isn't that a little extreme?
Sweeney: You love me don't you?
Lovett: I do *gasp* I do *gasp* I do!!! *hyper ventilation ensues*
Sweeney: Just cause I can, I'm going into my own little word in which I point at people with my razor and growl a lot!
Lovett: *watches Sweeney dance around and point at inanimate objects and her with his razor*
Sweeney: You sir, to sir, Welcome to the grave!
Lovett: I'm a girl…
*nine blonde Johnny Depp fan girls with pigtails, visors that say 'Sweeney Todd is hot' ,and wearing bright pink school girl jumpers crawl out of that giant cracked mirror just to watch him growl, four pass out*
Lovett: OMG!!! Dead fan girls! What do we do, what do we do?
Sweeney: *ends song* I'll perform CPR on them!
*fan girls squeal even in there unconscious state*
Lovett: I think that would only make it worse, love.
*fan girls groan and crawl back into the hole they trudged out of*
Fan girl 1: Thanks a lot Mrs. L!
Lovett: No problem. *scowls*
