Jennifer Calloway was annoyed.

But not oh-my-gosh-please-be-quiet-now annoyed, no it was if-someone-doesn't-get-this-idiot-out-of-my-sight-murder-will-be-commited-tonight annoyed.

"-so like, do you think that, like, he would go out with me if I, like, went over to him and-"

"You know what I think Mary?" Jenn suddenly asked, looking up from her book to stare at the irritating twig of a girl.

"What?"

"I think that you are nothing but a hopeless, pathetic little playboy bunny who has absolutely no future and will never do anything worth mentioning except for the number of boys you're going to play with in broom cupboards. I also think that the only chance you'll ever have with one of the boys is if Remus suddenly turned bad, Peter turned confident, James gave up on Lily, and Sirius… perhaps Sirius is the only one you'll have a chance at, but you'll be nothing but a toy for him; you'd never get a serious relationship from him. So, go away now."

And then Jenn returned to her book, ignoring the speechless, opened-mouthed girl.

And Mary turned violent.

"How dare you? Who are you to say those things to me! Are you calling me a- a slag?" she screeched, shoving Jenn out of her seat on her bed.

"Well, if you read between the lines, yes, but I'm only predicting what you're going to be like in future years from what I know about you," Jenn replied dryly, a dangerous spark in her eyes.

"Well what do you know?" Mary asked, sneering.

"A lot more than you, that's for sure," Jenn deadpanned.

With an ear-splitting shriek, she attempted to tackle Jenn to the ground, but Jenn just moved to the side and watched her dive face-first into the ground.

Mary furiously leaped to her feet, hissing like a cat.

"You- you-," so furious, she couldn't even find the words to express just how angry she was, and then her fury just… evaporated. A smirk graced her features, and though her anger seemed to just disappear, there was a malicious glint in her eyes.

"Sure in classes and such, but I know way more important stuff," she said airily, inspecting her nails.

Jenn snorted.

"Like what?"

"Like what goes on in this school. I know for a fact that you've done those four boys many a times and-"

CRUNCH

She fell with a scream, clutching her now broken and bleeding nose.

"Listen to me and listen to me carefully, first I'm 11 and a first year, so don't you dare start blabbing that I've done something like that. Second, Peter is my cousin and the others are like my brothers, and I would never, ever do it with them, do I make myself clear?" Jenn snarled, the broken-nosed Mary nodded feverishly.

"Good."

~x~X~x~

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

Everyone in the Gryffindor common room looked curiously at the girl's dormitory staircase; the thumps were coming from there.

And then the cause appeared; it was Jenn, dragging her trunk behind her, a murderous scowl on her face. Even 7th years scrambled out of her way.

"JAMES! SIRIUS! PETER! REMUS!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.

A stampede came from the boy's staircase. The four jumped the last few steps and looked around, panicked.

"We didn't do it!" Sirius yelled, "You can't prove anything!"

"Shut it Sirius, you aren't in trouble," Jenn snapped, glaring at him.

The four were shocked at her tone.

"Erm- Jenn is everything alright?" Remus asked carefully, noticing her trunk.

"No, everything is not alright! I was just accused of unspeakable things by some random little slag in my dorm, shoved off my bed, and I'm probably going to be suspended because that little piece of –BEEP- got me so mad that I broke her nose!" Jenn screamed, in her anger she shattered the windows of the common room, oddly, when she cursed, a loud BEEP came from somewhere, probably a part of her anger magic.

Everyone had either fled the common room in fear of the little first year, sprinted off to find McGonagall or Dumbledore, or shrank back into the far corners of the room. All except for the Marauders.

"Jenn?" James asked tentatively.

"What?" she croaked, now staring down at her shoes, miserable.

"Why do you have your trunk with you?" Peter randomly blurted out, the other three turned to stare incredulously at him. His faced turned beet red in seconds.

"Sorry- I-" he mumbled, but was cut off.

"Because I'm never going to sleep in the same room with my year-mates ever again," Jenn said, happy to have some sliver, no matter how random or small, of normalcy to cling to.

"Then where are you going to sleep?" Sirius asked, confused.

"Well, I was hoping I could bunk with you guys, if that's okay," she said.

The four looked at each other.

"I'm fine with it," Remus shrugged.

"Same," James added.

"I'm cool with it," Sirius grinned.

They turned to Peter.

"I don't know… I'm worried that someone will try to-"

"OI! I have more dignity and honor then that! That's a Slytherin move!" Sirius protested, indignant.

Peter stared at him for a long moment.

"Fine. But if you try anything, there will be consequences."

"Why aren't you worried about Remus and James?" Sirius whined.

"Because Remus is much more trustworthy and James is too obsessed with Lily to even think about other girls," Peter explained without missing a beat.

Sirius just pouted in reply.

"Here," Remus took a step forward, flicked his wand with a few muttered words, and Jenn's trunk vanished.

"There you go, it's in our dorm now, we'll worry about finer details later," Remus explained.

"Why don't we-"

But at that moment, Professors McGonagall and Dumbledore walked in, with a panicked Lily Evans right behind them. And then there was any other Gryffindor who decided to live up to their house and set foot in the common room.

"Why were we called here by Miss Evans and almost the entire house, yelling about shattered windows, broken noses, and a demon?" McGonagall asked, her eyes narrowed at the Marauders who were hiding Jenn behind them.

"Well Professor, this actually had nothing to do with us," Sirius said, quickly deciding that being disrespectful wouldn't be good for Jenn.

"Oh really?" she asked, an eyebrow rose.

"Yes really, in fact it was the girls who were doing it all," James chipped in.

McGonagall's eyebrow rose even higher.

"They caused the windows to shatter somehow and they caused the mass hysteria, although I'm not entirely sure about the demon…" Peter added.

Her eyebrow was at dangerous heights.

"Professors, they're telling the truth, for once. Except, I was the one to shatter the windows, I was the one to break the girl's nose, and I was the one who caused mass hysteria. But honestly, I have no idea what the whole demon thing is about," Jenn said, pushing the boys away and walking forward to look the two Professors straight in the eye.

"And why would you do such a thing?" Professor Dumbledore asked, speaking for the first time.

"I didn't shatter the windows on purpose, that was completely accidental, the whole house swarming you two was probably everyone getting scared out of their minds by my rampage, and I broke that little- sorry, I broke her nose because she accused me of disgusting, unspeakable things," Jenn explained, ignoring the looks she was getting.

There was a short silence.

"Hmm… I think 30 points from Gryffindor and a detention is in order, but Miss Calloway, if this happens again, the consequences won't be so kind. Now, anyone care for a lemon drop?"

Jenn served her detention proudly.

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This must be a record for me or something… I have never ever ever ever updated this fast, GO ME!

Now who liked this chapter? Because honestly I did. :)