Short but kind of fun (: Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, I have no excuse -no good excuse anyway. Hope you enjoy! Read, Review and ENJOY!

Carly walked along the bar, her finger trailing along and leaving a clean path on the oily granite, her heels clacking against the black linoleum. She scrunched up her nose in disgust, attempting to avoid another whiff of whatever repugnant odor had filled her club. "Todd? What the hell is that smell?"

"I'm guessing it's Corinthos. I'm not being the pooper scooper, call your waitress. From what I've heard she's spent a lot of time on her knees." Todd yelled back from the office they shared, he struggled not to laugh at his own joke, unaware he had a visitor.

Elizabeth stood in the doorway to the office in her waitress garb, her face red with anger and her plump, glossed lips taught. She had managed to slip passed Carly without her noticing in hopes of talking to the lesser of the two evils. Unfortunately, any chance of that was thrown out the window when she launched herself at Todd, claws fully extended.

"You asshole! How dare you talk about me like you know me!" Liz screamed, scratching at Todd's face and ignoring the skin and blood that was accumulating under her nails. Todd stood frozen, unable to push Elizabeth off of his body, the Port Charles Police Department would arrest him for assault; self defense or not.

Luckily for him, Carly couldn't care less about the PCPD and she told them to stick it where the Sun doesn't shine on a regular basis. Elizabeth gasped as Carly grabbed a fist full of her curled auburn locks and pulled, yanking her back hard.

She twisted her hand so that Liz's hair was wrapped around it multiple times, reducing the chance of escape. "He may not know you, but I do. There is a reason why Todd is the only man in Port Charles who hasn't seen your pussy. He's MINE and you touch him again I'll do a home hysterectomy on your ass." Carly growled, leaning in so close to Elizabeth she could smell the anger being replaced by dread. She grinned and swung her left fist around, surprising Liz.

Elizabeth cried out as Carly's clenched fist connected with her nose. She felt warm blood trickle down her top lip and cursed under her breath. "Clean yourself up. I don't want customers complaining about blood in their cocktails." Carly said, throwing Liz away from her dismissively. "Oh! And send in St. Robin." She called.

Carly stepped to Todd and gently brushed her thumb over the new scratches that danced across his face. "She's lucky I need her to waitress tonight or else she'd be sharing a closet with Sonny." She whispered, moving her thumb to caress his scar. "It's a pity. I was really looking forward to kicking her skanky ass." Carly said, pouting.

Todd chuckled, "You really are amazing you know." he smiled affectionately and pressed his lips to hers, grinning when she shoved her body against his hungrily. "Ahem." Someone snootily cleared their throat behind them. These people either have guts or a death wish. Todd thought as he eyed Carly, noticing how she rolled her eyes and puckered her lips in irritation.

"We'll have to finish this later." Carly said seductively, raising her eyebrows to let him know she wouldn't forget. "Let's go Robin." Carly sighed. "I have a club to run so I'm going to make this quick," she said, as she led Robin away from the office and toward the room where they were holding Sonny captive. "I heard my favorite Pixie warned Sonny against me. Now where do you think Brenda would hear such a thing? Hm?" Carly taunted happily. "I think it was you, my cunning little gnome. Now, you get to await your fate with Sonny." She opened the door wide, allowing Robin a full view of her Cuban soon-to-be-ex-husband.

Carly outright grinned when Robin backed up against her, eyes wide with fear. Robin stared at Sonny's form, slumped and ashen, tied to a simple metal chair. "Carly. Carly please. I'm sorry! I'll-I'll make it up to you. Please!" She shoved Robin into the dank room, ignoring the crocodile tears and false pleas of forgiveness.

Carly shut the door and leaned her back against the wood, beaming with satisfaction. "Now back to better things."