The Adventures of Mad Dummy and Temmie
Chapter 7-Rescue Gone Wrong(Tea Time part 2)
Author Notes: And we're back.
Sen: I'll say, it took you some time to finish this one.
Mako: Yeah but I pulled it off...hopefully. Also haven't had a chance but we wanted to say thanks to all of you guys out there reviewing/faving following. We keep forgetting to add in your names with how long our author notes gets. Also we have a special guest in this one!
Muffet: Hello Dearies~
Sen: AHHH! *runs away*
Mako: Yo Muffet! How's the bakesale going?
BP: Mako and Sen don't own Undertale
Temmie: Will someone help Temmie?
Sans: Eh give it time pup.
Papyrus: INDEED! I THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL COME TO YOUR RESCUE TEMMIE!
Mad Dummy: UGH! Get on with it already!
BP: Mako and Sen don't own Undertale.
Last time on Adventures of Mad Dummy and Temmie...
"Heh hey bro. I am working, but there are no customers here, so I'm on break." Papyrus was going to lecture him, however the argument wouldn't have gotten far and he was on an important mission.
Noticing the scowling floating companion, Sans curiosity peeked. "So what's this super important mission Pap?" Posing dramatically the younger of the skelebros explains his task. "WE ARE ON A RESCUE MISSION! POOR TEMMIE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE DASTARDLY MUFFET!"
3rd P.O.V
Despite appearances and attitude, Sans was a worry wort when it came to certain things, his brother being one of them. "Ah bro, I actually need help here, you mind lending me boney hand?" It was tempting, very tempting, as Papyrus was a monster of honor and standards.
A kindhearted soul, always wanting to help. Alas though he declined his brothers request. "I APOLOGIZE SANS, BUT I THE GREAT PAPYRUS MUST GO AND SAVE TEMMIE. BOTH MAD DUMMY AND I FEAR SHE MAY BE IN DANGER!" His monologuing was interrupted by a harsh set of rings.
In Papyrus's battle body was his cellphone, his eyesockets widened as he recognized the number. "OH UNDYNE IS CALLING. BE RIGHT BACK!" He sprinted away, eager to hear what the leader of the loyal royal guard had to say.
Now that they were alone, Sans lazy, happy go lucky demeanor grew dark. "You're really asking to have a Bad time, dragging my brother into your mess with Muffet." His eyesockets dark, it was haunting.
Immediately the skeleman demanded that the dum dummy tell his brother that he was no longer needed to assist. But this is where Mad Dummy smirked. "I'm afraid that even if I did, Papyrus would take no for an answer, even if I sent him away, he would simply follow." Papyrus was so predictable.
And as much as he hated to say it, the floating and unapologetic monster was right. "So you got two options bonehead. Either you come with us to keep an eye on your precious brother...or you can let Papyrus go with me without you and risk getting hurt." This was what Mad Dummy was waiting for.
Sans sighed, his eye beginning to glow in rage. "I won't forget this puppet...you'd best watch it otherwise I'll clip your strings." Luckily for the mannequin he didn't have strings. Well that and the fact that Papyrus was returning from his phone conversation.
"SORRY ABOUT THAT! UNDYNE WANTED TO ALERT ME OF HER NEW-SANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" His elder sibling was putting things away, his glowing demonic eye long gone, fully stacking his inventory. "Hehe I'm coming with you and helping the pup."
Stars began to sparkle in the spaghetti loving skeleton. For once his brother was showing how heroic and non lazy he could be if given a bit of DETERMINATION.
When it was brought up however, all those hopes and dreams vanished in an instance. "I'm bored and my boss gave the ok to end my shift." Papyrus was extremely disappointed.
He also had a question. "WHO IS YOUR BOSS FOR THE HOT DOG/CATS STAND?" That grin that was always placed on his face grew bigger. "Me." Mad Dummy was rolling his eyes, doing his best to keep his mouth shut. "OHHH I SEE! WELL THEN LET US BE OFF!"
Already on thin ice with Sans, the last thing he wanted was to be dusted when Papyrus wasn't looking. He was biting his fabric tongue from making any rude and insulting comments. But it was hard, because, puns, loud sounds of annoyance, and more puns was speedily driving him crazy.
"We'll be knights in bony armor~" Sighs of irritation. "Rescuing the pretty pupcess!" Screeches of rage. "SANS! STOP WITH THE RIDICULOUS PUNS!" Sans smirked. "No use fibulaling to me. You love it down to the bone~" It was REALLY hard for Mad Dummy to hold his words.
If not for Temmie, this never would've happened, no...if not for Muffet, this madness would've never happened! No matter what, Muffet will pay for causing this never ending cycle of suffering.
They didn't make it too far before another interruption occurred. The party had been invaded by the fast, deadly Undyne. What in the Underground was she doing here? "There you nerds are! Bout time I found you." As tradition for when encountering her pupil, Papyrus gets a noogie to the skull.
"NOOOO! DON'T NOOGIE THE SKELETON!" She absolutely HATED Hotlands, even now while wearing jeans and a tank top instead of her bulky armor, it was still a million degrees.
However miraculously she felt fine, in fact she was completely cool and hydrated. Thanks to Alphy's of course, the genius scientist developed a water cooling system that Undyne could attach under her clothes.
No longer would she suffer and die of overheat when visiting her beloved nerdy girlfriend. Now all Alphy's had to do was create a warming system for Undynes Armor and she'd be able to go wherever she wished, Hotlands, Snowdin, nothing would ever be a threat to her again~
That though was not what she was thinking of, what she was contemplating was this special mission her apprentice was doing. "I heard you guys were going into battle! There's no way I'm not joining in on this!" Mixed feelings surfaced within Mad Dummy.
Pleased with the fact that without even trying, another idiot has been manipulated into helping him, on the other hand though..."Sans quit it with the damn puns before I turn you into bonemeal!" She was loud, rude, rowdy, annoying and worst of all...she made HIM laugh and enjoy himself.
Further placing the mannequin monster in a foul mood. There that horrible skeleton was chuckling to his hearts content, rolling all over the ground. Undyne was unaware of her blunder.
"UNDYNE HOW COULD YOU!? YOU HAVE BEEN TAINTED BY SANS TERRIBLE HUMOR!" It had to be explained for her to understand and it only made her yell in frustration.
Mad Dummy coughed to the side. "Cough cough-narrator skip cough this stupid part cough!" Papayrus looked at his friend in concern. "OH DEAR ARE YOU UNWELL?!"
One heavily requested time skip later...
Dark, ominous, creepy feminine giggles and cobwebs, a place of unparalleled danger. Chills, goosebumps...there was nothing comfy cozy here. A teeny tiny spider climbs her way down from her web.
So small, she was barely the size of Undyne's nail. "Ohh...the bad monster is back teeheeheee, and it looks like he brought help." Whispers escalated from her clan, her kin who were watching from above.
"Oh dear...more spider hating monsters, I heard they rip spiders apart."
"Then there's the spider hating monsters that squish them."
"Truly? I recall spider hating monsters drown them."
Sans faces the little spider girl. "Hey, mind tellin Muffet Sans is here?" She tilted her head, all her eyes analyzing the grinning bone head. "Ok...but what about them?" Her arms and legs pointing to his group.
He winks. "No worries, I'll keep an eye socket on them." She agrees to go, temporarily appeased. "I'll hold you to that..." Things were tense, this wasn't the way any of them planned for, well except for the elder skeletalbro. Some thought they were going to be heroic knights banging through the doors.
One thought he'd be able to relax and watch as his allies did all the work. Now though, anything can happen. Tick tock tick tock, they waited, and waited what felt like hours was in reality only five minutes. "Please come with me..."
All of them were then escorted to Muffet's room, a huge elegant looking door, covered with silky silver strands. None of them moved. "Come in dearies~" Prompted Sans pushed the doors open.
The enemy he faced...was Temmie, pouncing all over him. "Hoi Hoi Sans! You made it~" Everyone was dumbfounded, especially Mad Dummy. "What? WHat!? WHAT!?" Temmie was fine the whole time?!
She barks, wagging her tail. Muffet and Frisk right behind her. "Hey Muffet, kid." Both wave, surprised with the unexpected visitors. "Hello, welcome to my home. Would you like to join the tea party?"
Undyne and Papyrus were so confused. "WAIT MISS. MUFFET, THERE WAS A NOTE SAYING THAT YOU KIDNAPPED TEMMIE! BUT TEMMIE IS FINE?" Steam was coming out of Mad Dummy's nonexistent ears.
Our spider queen giggles. "Ahuhuhuhu! I also said that we'd be having a tea party and possibly play with Muffin. Speaking of which...Temmie deary?" The ever so eager dog barks to attention. "Muffin could use some exercise, do you mind playing with her?"
Nodding in affirmation she tackles the cute spider pet. "Now who wants some tea? It's 30 gold, we also have spider cider for 18 gold and spider donuts for 8 gold." Her intimidation and intense gaze made Muffet a very rich and satisfied monster.
The end~
Author Notes: Oh my god this took bloody forever to type. Sen and I spoke about this story and even did a roleplay of it, but man is it tedious typing it all out. Phew.
Muffet: Well Done deary~ You did a wonderful job typing this chapter, so for your hard work I'll give you a discount on our delicious pastries.
Mako: Ohhh ohhh I'll take a spider donut! And I'll give you a tip for not just your awesome services but also to help your spider clan out~
BP: Heya...Mako? Where's Sen?
Mako: *swallows bite of donut* Oh he's an arachnophobic so he's not gonna be in this AN.
Papyrus: HUMAN! WHAT IS THIS ARANA PHOIC?
Mako: Basically someone who's scared of spiders.
Papyrus: OH! I SEE. WELL THEN I THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL HELP SEN OVERCOME HIS FEAR! *runs off*
Sans: *drinks ketchup* Think letting him go and 'help' Sen is a good idea kid?
Mako: Umm...no but Sen's really good at hiding. He should be fine, all else fails he'll distract your brother.
Temmie: Temmie wasn't in this chapter much. Temmie sad...
Mad Dummy: It's not all about You Temmie
Mako: well technically it is about Temmie since this is her story too, but Temmie the chapter was all about you, seeing how you had a tea party lol.
Temmie: Ohhhh!
BP: Ok so should we ask people for favs/follows/reviews?
Mako: Only if they like this story and want to. Tchao for now guys~
