"Ok, now that we''ve finally quieted down.." Iruka made a point to glare at the fangirls who had spent the last ten minutes squabbling over who got to sit by the brooding Uchiha for the last time. It had taken a double shot of his patented 'Demon Head Jutsu' to get the lot of them to settle down.

"All right, time to see who your teammates will be." He straightened up the papers he had, "Team one will consist of..." As he started on the names, the students began to hear something from the hall; a rythmic thudding that gradually grew louder.

"What the heck..?" Shikamaru muttered. The noise was getting loud enough to keep him up.

"Whatever it is, it's getting louder!" Ino yelped.

"It almost sounds like...walking." Kiba added as Akamaru crawled into his jacket to get away from the noise. The thuds soon became enough to make the room quake slightly before suddenly stopping...right outside the room.

Deads silence ruled the classroom as the door slid open and a shadow filled the opening.

"Running a little late..Naruto." The chunin commented, sparing a brief glance at the newcomer as he entered.

"NANI! NARUTO?" The group hollered in unison, staring at the formerly small blonde. The whisker marks standing out against the green. He was dressed in black shinobi boots (size 38 wide), purple cargo shorts, and a short-sleeve purple coat that went to his knees, sans shirt. along with a pair of black fingerless gloves. He still wore his old goggles and the cloth part of a purple headband tied up like a bandanna, though the metal plate was attached to a chain around his neck.

"Sorry, Iruka-Sensei. New threads had to be custom ordered, didn't get ready till this morning."

"Well..ok. Go ahead and find a spot to sit down." He said, ignoring the stares he was getting now at how calmly he was acting.

"Man, Naruto..how...just..HOW?" Chouji blurted out, gesturing wildly to his now massive classmate.

"Let's just say a relative of mine had something like this a long time ago." Naruto replied, looking for a spot to sit down. As he did, he had to bite back a frown when he spotted a good deal of the Uchiha's fangirls-ones that wouldn't have even given him the time of day yesterday-staring at his chest, abs, and arms and drooling, though a few were torn between oogling and being wierded out by the green skin. Kinda sad, really.

Then his gaze crossed over the person who used to be his crush...

Sasuke Uchiha.

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Not really, it was Sakura Haruno. When he spotted her, he recalled a discussion Meg listing off her pros and cons..

Cons: Hair-trigger temper with excessive violent tendencies, especially towards him. Borderline stalker obssession with the Uchiha, up to and including ending a perfectly good friendship simply because both girls liked him. Rather self-rightious. Refuses to train outside the minimum on the belief that her crush won't approve of a 'sweaty, butch' girl and spends more time on her appearance than trying to actually be a shinobi. Unhealthily skinny from dieting. Plus, Meg was willing to bet her favorite thong the girl belived her 'Sasuke-kun' wouldnt be there whenever she needed saving.

Pros: Uhhhh...she takes good care of her hair...

For the first time in his life, Naruto Uzumaki felt nausious at the the sight of another human being. He had thought the girl was a gift from Kami when they first met, thanks to his skewed idea of what affection really was. Thankfully, Meg's list, plus getting him to understand that being punched in the head for the most minor infraction, real or percieved, did NOT a good girlfriend make. Upon realization of that, he could make only one conclusion: Pining for the pink-haired girl had been a bigger waste of time than watching a kunai rust.

Everyone watched as he walked up to-and right past- the girl, sparing her only a glance, then shuddering and letting out an audiable 'blech' before resuming the walk.

Sakura, along with everyone, else sat in even more surprise, Naruto has just make a noise as revulsion at her? Sadly, the shock quickly turned to anger, "How DARE that loser 'blech' at me! CHA! WE'LL TEACH HIM A THING OR TWO!"

"BAKA!" Came the familar warcry as she jumped to her feet and aimed a punch straight at his back.

"CRUNCH!"

"YEOOOWWWW! OWOWOWOWOW!"

Unfortunately for her, the battle of 'enraged female's fist' vs. 'muscular green skin' ended very rapidly. The students were summarily treated to the sight of her hopping around, cradling her now broken hand. Naruto on, the other hand, didn't even register it.

"Maybe this'll teach you to curb your temper, Sakua." Iruka chastized the girl as he hand another teacher take her to get medical attention.

Naruto barely paid the scene any mind as he reached the table Shino and Hinata were sitting at.

"SWEET KAMI!" The supposedly shy clan heiress thought as she did her best to keep her hormones in check. She had always had the hots for the blonde...but now she was trying hard not to squirm in her seat at the sight of him, the fact he was now green didn't even make it into the equation. Thankfully-for the both of them- her Byakugan wasn't activated.

"You all right, Hinata?" Naruto said as he sat down on the floor beside them.

"Huh? Oh..I-I'm ok, Naruto-kun. Dammit! DOWN GIRL!" She mentally growled at her lap, "Um, w-why are you sitting on th-the floor?"

"I doubt any of the chairs would support my weight anymore. I'm almost half a ton now."

"Whoa..heavy.." Kiba said, earning a growl from Akamaru for the awful joke.

Meanwhile, a certain brooder snorted derisivly, "Just means he's an even bigger loser now."

"This coming from a socially-retarded emo with a training post wedged sideways up his ass." The blonde retorted, ignoring the shrieked insults coming from the more die-hard fangirls in defense of their crush. He quickly snapped his fingers, "Maybe that's your problem, Sasuke. Constapation can turn anyone into a miserable bastard. Well, a bigger basterd in your case."

"Watch your mouth when speaking to your superiors, Uzumaki.." Growled the dark-haired boy, giving him what he considered to be an intimidating glare.

Naruto simply snorted, "The Hokage isn't even here, Uchiha, so piss off."

"All right! That's enough out of both of you!" Iruka hollered, "You're all here to be assigned to your genin teams, so let's get things going. First off.." He soon reached the end of the list as Sakura came back in, her hand wrapped up in bandages and shooting Naruto her own death glare.

"Team 7 will be Uchiha Sasuke, Sakura Haruno.."

"YES! TRUE LOVE ALWAYS WINS! TAKE THAT INO-PIG!"

"Kami...can't believe I actually liked her.." Naruto muttered, just loud enough for Hinata to hear.

"...And Sai." Iruka had to supress a shudder at his name. The boy really needed something to talk about besides one's family jewels. "Your jounin instructor will be Kakashi Hatake. Team 8 will be Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, and Hinata Hyuuga under Kurenai Yuuhi."

"A chick? Is she hot?" Kiba blurted out before getting smacked upside the head by Ino.

Hinata had to resist the urge to groan, while she didn't really have anything against Kiba, he had a bad habit of thinking with his other head rather often. The fact she wasn't teamed with Naruto didn't help matters either

"Team 9 is still active, so we'll skip them. Team 10 will be Chouji Akamichi, Ino Yamanaka, and Shikamaru Nara under Asuma Sarutobi."

"Great..stuck with Lazy and Munchy.." Ino groaned.

"And we're stuck with Noisy." Shikamaru muttered, earning a glare from the girl.

"Last but not least..due to the abilites you've aquired, it was decided Naruto will be soloing.."

"WHAT!" Sasuke snapped, scowling at Iruka, "I'm the elite here! I should be a solo member, not that loser!"

"That's right! Naruto no baka won't even last an hour!" Sakura screeched, eager to please her crush.

"Then the two of you can go and order the HOKAGE to change the placements, since he was the one who made the choice." That quickly silenced the both of them. Sasuke may have been arrogant, but even he wasn't stupid enough to try and boss that man around.

Iruka grinned, "Good choice. Now, as I was saying, Naruto will be soloing as Team 11, though you still be required to have an instructor. That will be..."

Before he could finish, a large object came sailing through the window. At the same time the classroom door was abruptly knocked off its hinges.

"Ha! Got here first!"

"You never said anything about coming through the window! That's cheating!"

"You never asked, so NYAH!"

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Can any of you guess who the two visitors are?

Dunno if anyone ever really did break their hand punching Hulk, but let's call it Karma poking the pinkette in the eye.