"Your wrote me a poem?" Ed asked with a suspicious glare.

"Yep, it took a while too" Roy said with a proud smirk and Ed slapped his arm.

"Are you implying there isn't enough to write about?" Ed asked crossing his arms in a bit seductive pose.

"Of course not love, I'm just not very good with words" Roy said smiling kissing the blondes neck calming him instintly.

"Coming from the man who became furher by presuading people" Ed snapped and Roy chuckled.

They were currently laying in bed together after Roy had come home from work. It was Roys birthday but he had given Ed a gift instead. Ed hadhis gift planned, it wasn't gonna happen till tomorrow though.

He handed his little blonde lover the envelope. Ed took it slowly and opened it tossing the envelope aside an unfolded the paper. Ed saw Roy wrote it in his own curvy script and it was signed his name at the bottom. Ed gave Roy one more look before reading the first line.

Can't you see what you do to me baby?
You make me crazy you make me act like a maniac.

"heh, ain't that the truth" Roy chuckled in his lovers ear before nibbling on it.

I'm like a lunatic, you make me sick
You truly are the only one who can do this to me
You just make me get so crazy.
I go skitzo, I get so insane I just go skitzophrenic
One minute I want to slit your throat

"Excuse me?" Ed snapped looking at him an Roy just smiled pulling his blonde lover into his lap. They had sat up to read the poem.

"Just keep reading" Roy whispered in his ear

The next I want to sex.

"You'd better" Ed warned and Roy just giggled in his neck.

You make me crazy,
the way we act like 2 maniacs in the sac
We fuck like 2 jackrabbits
And maybe that's a bad habit.

"It is a bad habbit, havoc almost walked in on us in the office yesterday" Ed said sighing.

"Oh come one , when you come waltzing in in those tight pants how can I resist?" he snapped kissing the young mans lips.

Cuz the next day we're right back at it
In the same exact pattern
What the fuck is the matter with us
We can't figure out if it's
Lust or it's love

"Better be love, my dear" Ed said gripping his lovers hand very tightly with a glare.

What's sad is what's attracting us to each other
They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.
Which would explain why you're such a motherfucking bitch

"Would you like me to tell your step mom that? I'd bet she'd kick your ass" Ed said and began to laugh and Roy pouted .

"And I'm not a bitch!" Ed cried and Roy smiled.

But I stay and still stick it out with you even though I just hit you today
But you deserve it you hit me first and provoked me to choke you
Just cuz I came home late last night crawled in bed and I woke you.

"Hey! That was a one time thing and I was just back from a meeting, besides we fucked right after" Roy cried as Ed slapped him repeatdedly.

But if there's one thing about you I admire its, baby,
Because you stay with me, maybe, because you're as crazy as I am
Cuz when I look at you I can see an angel in your eyes
But if I look deeper inside I see your freakish little side.

Roy blinked seeing his lover blushing at that. He than reliazed the little implied thing there.

"Yes you are not innocent, your my lover, now keep reading" Roy said pointing to the poem.

Like a devil in disguise,
You're always full of surprises
Always pullin' devises
Out your purse, little vibrators and dildos
You fucked yourself so much
You barely feel those anymore
You're only 24 but you're plenty more mature

"I do not jerk off! Nor do I have a purse!" Ed shrieked and Roy laughed at his blush.

"Please, I've seen you do it don't try to deny it" Roy said kissing his temple.

"Besides only I can give you the god damn best orgasm, not those toys" he said with a smirk and Ed growled quietly. He knew Roy was right.

Than those other little hoes
Who just act like little girls
Like they're in middle school still
You're crazy sexy cool, chillin

"I am not a damned school girl!" Ed snapped hitting him with a pillow.

"Well a few nights ago when you came in with a miniskirt and tie... I'd beg to differ" Roy said remebering his blonde, and how turned on he was.

"Shut up!"

You play your position
You never step out of line
Even though I stay in your business
You've always kept out of mine.

"you better know I stay out of your hair, or else you wouldn't be furher. Beside why is it if I come home late your up my ass asking where I was and if you're gone the whole night I don't to get to say a word?'' Ed asked crossing his arms. Roy played with Eds blonde hair which was down and around his shoulders.

"You need a hair cut soon" Roy informed ignoring the question completely.

I wonder whats on your mind
Sometimes they say love is blind
Maybe that's why the first time I dotted your eye
You ain't see a sign.

"You know I did try to make it as obvius as possible you're just to damn stubborn" Roy sighed and Ed blushed.

"Well how was I suppose to know you werent messing with me? I was a teenager and you were a pompous bastard" he snapped and Roy sighed.

"I kissed you full out infront of my team, how is that not obvious?" Roy asked and Ed looked up at him a blush on his cheeks.

"Your hair is looking a bit long to, mabe I'll cut it later" Ed said and Roy smirked knowing he was right.

Or maybe you did Maybe you like being shoved
Maybe cuz we're crazy in loooove

"Yea, were you just ignoring me for the next week cause you wanted another kiss?" Roy aked and Ed blushed and Roy pressed his lips to his little alchemist.

He realy hadn't grown since he was 16. After they kissed for a few minutes they sat back up and Ed began to read again.

You're the ink to my paper
Where my pen is to my pad
The moral, the very fiber
The whole substance to my rap.

"If only your paperwork was as exciting as me" Ed chuckled and Roy smiled.

"Please if it was, there'd be nothing left"

You are my reason for being
The meaning of my existence
If it wasn't for you
I would never be able to spit this
As intense I do and the irony
Is you rely on me as much
as I rely on you to inspire me like you do.

"Aww I inspire you, thanks Roy " Ed smiled kissing his lover and Roy smiled.

You provide me the lighter fluid to fuel my fire
You're my entire supply
Gas, the match, the igniter.
The only way that I am able to stay so stable

"Fire?" Ed asked and Roy nodded.

"The stuff that comes out of my gloves and what we do in bed" Roy smirked as Eds cheeks lit up.

Is you're the legs to my table
If you were to break I'd fall on my face.
But I'm always going to make you feel
I don't need you as much as I really need you
So you don't use it to your advantage.

Ed bursted out laughing imagning Roy falling on his he smiled up at Roy.

"Why do you rely on me so much?" he asked and Roy smiled seeing his lover so happy.

"Well, I think its because you care. I came home on Monday and saw you sleeping at the kitchen table, a plate of cold food on the oppiste end of the table. I guess the fact that you tried to stay up to see me to makes me happy. No one can get me to be as happy as you" Roy smiled and Ed did too.

"Your sappy, I love it all the same though. I do care , a whole bunch" he said with a smile.

But you're essential to me
You're the air I breathe
I believe if you ever leave me
I'd probably have no reason to be.

"God you think about me that much?" Ed asked and Roy nodded with a small pout.

"Riza almost shot me the other day, cause I was zoning out"

"Hey don't try to blame me for your lazy working habbits!"

You are the word I am looking for when
I'm trying to describe how I feel inside
And the right one just won't come to my mind.
You're like the pillar that props me up
The beam that supports me
The bitch who never took half,
The wife who never divorced me.

"Again... I am not a girl!" Ed snapped and Roy just laughed.

You're like the root to my evil
You let my devil come out me
You let me beat the shit out you
Before you beat the shit out me.

"Its funny, it's usually the other way around" Ed said slowly and Roy blinked.

"What do you mean?" Roy asked with a small laugh.

"I usually hit you first than you hit me, and we end up fighting" Ed pointed out and Roy chuckled.

"I guess thats true, our tempers are just to bad" Roy sighed and Ed smiled and laughed.

"I love you Roy I love it" He said hugging him and Roy smiled an held him tight.

"You know Ed, thanks for a good birthday present" Roy said with a smile as he kissed Ed.

"I didn't give it to you yet" Ed said slowly looking up at him and roy smiled.

"I know, but being with you , laughing and talking is enough" Roy sighed as he kissed his lover again.

"Happy birthday Roy" Ed said a blush staining his cheeks.

"Thanks love"

AN: I figured I'd write a royxed short one for this I haven't added any in a while. I took the son Crazy In Love by eminem, it made me think of the twos relationship. I'm sick, I read it over but sorry if a few typos escaped my eyes as well as grammar. Please review! =]