Name: Nick Jonas

Date: 2/24/07

Lola Is A Freak.

Hello again, wondrous diary. You'll never believe what happened yesterday.

Well, I'll tell you. Lola and Joe kissed!

I can't really explain it, because I wasn't there, but I'll go see if Joe's written it in his diary yet.

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Yes he has! 3, whole, amazingly detailed (for him) pages of his wonderfully messy handwriting for you, diary, to read over and over again.

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I am so happy! I'm skipping on water. I think I might take off and fly all the way to Emily's house. I want to hug her and kiss her forever and ever. I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her. And she loves me. I know she does. Because she does. And she didn't just tell me. She showed me.

Look, I'll take you back, because I can just see the blank look on your face and you're not very happy with me rambling, eh? Well, at least you can be happy I won't be a sad old man that gathers at a community center every Sunday at 4pm to play bingo, then leaves at 6 so I can get to sleep early to collect my pension on Monday. No, I will be taking me and Emily's kids to a park and bringing them back hyper on ice cream and hot dogs at about 10 and we will all hold a mini rave minus the booze, and we'll sleep in on Monday and all lay in our king sized bed until 4pm, when they'll all do some exercise or after school activity, leaving me and Emily to have some wonderful quality time together. Well, I will take you back now, no excuses. Wait, I have to get Nick. I just found his wonderful yellow and pink safety scissors on my desk. He's been cutting bits out of my dairies again.

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Haha, I have a lock of Nick's hair right here in my left hand. It's huge. He has a big bald spot now on the back of his head and he's sitting outside, screaming insults at me. He's sitting underneath a big tree. And it's raining. Idiot.

Yes, yes, the story.

Well, me and Lola (or Emily but I will call her Lola because she had a yellow wig on) were sitting in her room when she started laughing at herself. I thought she was going temporarily mad, so I ignored her, but she started to cry. Because she's a bit loopy, I guess. So, I put my arm around her, but she started crying harder, and I didn't know what to do, so I called Hannah and asked her to come in Lola's dressing room. So Hannah started trying to talk to her and calm her down.

Their conversation made me freak out like crazy. They started talking about weird stuff. Stuff no Joe Jonas wants to know!

"Lola, Lola, calm down, okay?" Hannah said.

"I want an egg." Lola said and I was like, huh?

"Yeah, me too."

"Hold on tight, it's a roller coaster ride we're on so say goodbye, because I won't be back again." I started laughing, it's my song!

"Okay, I know you're having trouble Lola, but, remember, pinkie's up! Right?" Hannah nearly started crying because Lola stood up and started doing the Macarena. It was really weird, Lola so doesn't suit the Macarena.

"Do you want me to sing for you? I got the best of both worlds!"

"No! Stop!"

"Let me be your hero!"

"Lola!"

"Mm bop, bop a doom bop, ooh oh mm bop!"

"Please don't!"

"I will always love you!"

"Shut up! Please just stop being an idiot, Lola! I want to ask you out!" I screamed.

I was so embarrassed. Like, so so so embarrassed. She just looked at me, and I didn't know what to do, so I just nodded and she stood up and...

She...

Oh, I can't tell you. It would ruin the moment! I think I might cry with happiness.

Oh, I have to tell someone! It's eating my brain! It's eating my braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

It feels like little monkeys are jumping on my head. Little, cute, soft monkeys with little feet and little toes. They are so cute... Oh, yeah, anyway... monkeys jumping on my brain? Pfft. I've officially gone crazy. With love.

Because she kissed me!

SHE KISSED ME!

SHE KISSED ME!

SHE ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY KISSED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME!

It was an amazing sight. Hannah took a picture. And I timed! We kissed for 2 minutes and 12 seconds. I had to pull away because I ran out of breath but then we kissed again.

And again.

And again, and again, and again... And heck, we missed out on a whole hour of recording 'We Got the Party with Us' but it was worth it.

So worth it.

So tonight, when we watch a movie with Hannah, Nick, Kevin, and his super boring girlfriend, we'll be kissing and hugging so much we'll miss the whole film! And Nick will have to explain what happens! Just because he is so frigid. He wouldn't kiss Hannah even if it was his last day on Earth.

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Not true. Just to tell you. I would kiss Miley forever and ever. Joe is just so stupid he still calls her Hannah. She'll have a fit when she reads this.

Yes, I'm evil enough to show her.

And woo! Movie night's tonight ;). Yeah, okay, I'll get on with it. I just have to cut out another page.

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Well, she kissed me. She kissed me long and hard and I nearly had a heart attack. But it was still romantic. I kinda ran out of breath though, like I said, so when I pulled back, and I was choking, she was all "Oh Joe you are the best kisser ever I love you so much and I'm soooooooo happy you wanted to ask me out!" and I was just screaming HELP ME! So Hannah eventually pushed me to the floor and was punching me, I was crying literally because she is so blooming strong and Lola was still talking to herself, and I think she only just realized when I was carried out by Billy and was laying on the couch in his room for an hour. But she really is a cutie.

She came in when I was asleep and put a bunch of daisies on my chest with a piece of paper that said "I luv u xx" and I was like aww. But then she ran in and started kissing me, telling me that she missed me and all this, I was like, okay, get off me, I'm still recovering from where Hannah punched me. But she got all weird and was like, nah-uh, her name's Miley, not Hannah, you mongrel. And we had this tincy fight about names when Mitchell walked in, and he was like, umm, I left my soda in here, continue.

But I and Lola were just like, umm, we weren't fighting, it was pretend. But, she is so cute when she blushes. I was like, oh, wow, I couldn't speak or anything, it was amazing, I think I died and went to heaven. Or maybe I am in heaven right now, and I just haven't realized yet.

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Yeah, I'm stopping there because the next page or 7 are saying stuff like...

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Oh Lola, when you came and you kissed me and I died, I thought I was never going to cry again. But then Hannah, she punched me and I cried, and you just talked to the wall. Oh Lola, when you gave me a daisy and I smiled, and you got mad with me because I called Miley Hannah. And then Mitchell, he walked in to get a soda and you blushed, I thought you were as pretty as can be.

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And who wants to read that rubbish stuff? Especially when I can talk to you about, hmm, I dunno, stuff that isn't about Lola, whose actual name is Emily, GET IT RIGHT BROTHER!

Well, Miley's coming in an hour so we can go to Emily's apartment and watch a movie. Where me and Miley are SO going to get off. Oh, damn it. I forgot about my purity ring. Sorry, Father.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

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Hannah's here! And yes, it's Hannah this time, so the world can see Hannah and Nick hanging out, not Miley and Nick. She said something about our personal status, I was like, huh? But then Kevin explained to me it meant like it would look better if I was dating Hannah, but I thought she was dating Cody Linely. Haha, my bad. Well, I was upset because I wanted alone time, me and Miley, why did Hannah have to come into it and stink it all up?

Sweet niblets. Oh man, Hannah says that all the time. Brings a wee tear to my eye, know what I'm saying? Oh, the way her nose wrinkles and her eyes shift from one side to the other... Ugh. I can hear Joe shouting my name.

"Nick? Nick? Nick, god damn it where are you?" his voice is all squeaky, I'm guessing Emily is here too. Well, I'll be back in 2 hours, so, don't do anything fun without me!

Sweet niblets, I'm talking to a diary. Humph. I need some more friends.

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9:47pm

Wow! I'm back. I would've been back like, an hour ago, because the actual film ended at 7pm, but I and Hannah went to get coffee. Normally, I HATE coffee, but Hannah made it taste sweet and wonderful, it made my inside's tingle. But, I think that was just Hannah making me tingle, really.

Well, we got talking, and all these people were taking photos, and I just got so annoyed, you know? I mean, we were trying to talk and spread our love for each other!!!!!!

"GO AWAY! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION HERE AND ALL I CAN HEAR IS THE CLICK, CLICK, CLICK WHEN YOU TRY AND TAKE A PICTURE! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK!" I screamed as loud as I possibly could, and more people started taking pictures and writing things down, and Hannah just exploded and started giggling like a maniac, but, they all suddenly went. One of them was singing, "I Found a Golden Ticket" when he was walking out of the door but I tried my best to ignore him.

At that moment in time, I was completely burning up with embarrassment! But Hannah was still laughing, and she had gone red, so it wasn't just me who looked like an idiot.

But we finished up really quickly because we wanted to get home, and we didn't want anyone to see how red we were getting.

It took us about 45 minutes to walk 10 blocks, but we were taking our time deliberately. But then something really unexpected happened... SHE HELD MY HAND!

We walked past Kevin and his girlfriend, who were making out underneath a streetlight, and we were holding hands and it was soooooooo magical. Kevin looked so jealous when he saw me out of the corner of his eye, I could see that his hazel eyes very nearly turned to green. Wow! I love having such power over my brothers. It makes me feel amazingly cool.

So, when we got to Miley's house, and I was so happy to see Billy wasn't around... she... stood on my foot... then apologized...

THEN...

Went inside. Without another word. No goodbye, no thank you, no "I had a really nice time, thanks for the coffee!". I was soooooooo guttered, I really was. Kevin walked up and was like, aww, poor Nick didn't get a kiss, but I just told him where to shove it and jogged back home. Actually, we were staying in a hotel because, as I said, WE HAVE NO HOME, but it's a nice hotel because there are loads of cute girls.

When I walked in mine and Joe's room, I kinda expected him snogging some blond, but no, he was sitting on his bed with a baseball bat in his hand... he looked really scary. But what's worse, is he chased me around the WHOLE hotel and no one did ANYTHING! I was screaming my head off and I jumped into the candy counter girl's arms. She was real cute. But then Joe kind of ran into us and we landed in a heap on the floor and she was screaming and going red and Joe was trying desperately not to laugh. I was just screaming, Joe had elbowed me somewhere that really, really hurts.

So now, I'm sitting here with an icepack in between my legs and with a girl's number written ALLLLLLLLLLLL the way up my arm.

Pinch me, I'm dreaming.

Oww, no, I didn't mean it, Kevin! As if he was just reading over my shoulder. Evil pig. Must punch him sometime. Wow, this all really looks as if I hate my brothers, I know, but I don't. Frankie's okay, the rest can go and live on Mars for all I care. No, no, I'm joking. I do love them. They tell me, like, everything I need to know. Especially about girls.

Yes, I use them terribly, but oh well. They don't know that. Yet...

Hmm, might call that candy girl. The only reason she gave me her number was so I can return the icepack, but, haha, I can use it for evil. Also, she felt sorry for me, and slapped Joe. But then she realized who it was and kissed him. I was so annoyed, I stomped upstairs, shouting OWW every 2 seconds. Joe annoys me, the ladies man.

That's it, I'm calling candy girl. Then maybe I can get a name. And a date. Woo!

Well, I can't be bothered to write anymore. Must rest my fingers otherwise they'll be too tired to dial in candy girl's digits.

Bye, diary!

Signed:Nick Jonas

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There we go!

Please review. I hope you enjoyed this one! I didn't know how to make it funny, really, this one's really rubbish. I just wanted the world (or the people who read this) know Joe + Lola officially have something. But Nick and Kevin are still madly in love with Miley and are fighting each other for her love. Kevin just randomly started dating a girl to make Miley jealous. Hmm, wonder if it's working??

Tell me what you think! And some ideas, please?

Peace..xx