Disclaimer: I do not own The Mentalist or any of its characters. Sadly, I still do not...

A/N: Okay, this next one is one of my favorites. It actually is not from my usual radio station. Instead it is from one of my favorite hockey players. Once a week during the regular hockey season, he is the guest on the morning program for about a half hour to an hour. So, since hockey season officially ends today, with Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, this quote is obviously from a lot earlier in the year (from about March or earlier). I just absolutely love this quote because I think it is quite comical :) I'm happy I was able to come up with a scenario to use this quote in. I never planned on using it, but I couldn't resist.

From the Radio...
The announcers were asking my favorite player about some of the players on another team. There is one particular player on the other team that is disliked by our team. Nothing personal, just playing and game history:)

(Announcer)"What would happen if [player] was to join the [team]?"
(My favorite player)"I guess we'd have to learn to be friends then, huh?"

This story takes place in the aftermath of 2x06, but before 2x07.


Radio Randomness
Chapter 7- Frenemies

Lisbon walked through the bullpen, en route to Jane's couch. As annoyed as she was at Jane for giving Bosco a reason to arrest him, Lisbon was grateful that Bosco did drop the charges against Jane in the end. She also hoped that Jane had learned something from the whole ordeal, though she already knew her hope was for naught.

"Hey." Lisbon said as she gently nudged the couch with her knee.

The sleeping consultant yawned and stretched. His cerulean blue eyes then fluttered opened and met with the emerald ones looming above him.

"Hi Lisbon." He replied.

"So, how did you enjoy your little stint in prison?"

"Honestly, it's not as fun as it appears."

"I'm shocked." Lisbon said sarcastically. "I hope you've learned something from all of this."

"That you'll always come to my rescue?" Jane said, smiling up at her.

Lisbon just stared down at him, trying to fight a smile of her own from creeping onto her lips.

"Try again." She told him.

Jane thought for a moment and then said deviously:

"I need to get better at planting eavesdropping devices on my enemies?"

"Yeah, that's not it either." Lisbon said. "You know Jane, you are going to have to patch things up with Bosco. I mean, what happens if Bosco has to work with us on our next case?"

"I guess we'd have to learn to be friends then, huh?"

Lisbon just smiled and shook her head.

"You still owe me for getting Bosco to drop the charges and bailing your butt out of jail."

Jane popped up off of the couch.

"Can I take you to dinner?"

"Do I get dessert?" she asked sternly.

"You can have anything on the menu, my dear."

"Good because I plan on ordering the most expensive thing I can find." Lisbon told him with a smirk.


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