Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this chapter, except Matt and PlotHolemon.
Matt and company were traveling through the Agumon Village disguised as ShadowToyAgumon.
Matt, doing his happy dance: Oh yeah! I'm a digimon! Oh yeah! I'm a digimon!
Darkmon: For god sake! Shut the fuck up! Your attracting attention!
A crowd of Agumon starring suddenly turned away.
Pyromon: This body sucks! It looks like an evil three year-old's art project!
Suddenly, an Agumon wearing a police uniform appeared.
PoliceAgumon: Halt! What are you colored Agumon doing in the normal Agumon area? Go back to your said area!
Matt: Ok officer.
PoliceAgumon, pulling out a walkie-talkie: Digimon resisting arrest! CALLING IN BACK-UP!
Several PoliceAgumon ran over and beat the shit out of Matt, Darkmon, and Pyromon.
Matt: Ow! I haven't been in this much police brutality since the LPD episode of Cops!
They regained consciousness inside a cage, surrounded by other ToyAgumon.
Darkmon: We have to escape this hell hole!
Pyromon: Yeah, but how?
Matt, currently titty fucking one of the hotter female ToyAgumon: It's not that bad.
Darkmon: FOR GOD'S SAKE! STAY FOCUSED!
Pyromon: I was unaware that ToyAgumon had titties with which to fuck.
Matt, zipping up his pants: Ya, that's one of life's mysteries.
Darkmon, jaw dropped: WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU IN DISGUISE?
Matt: Huh? Oh, yeah, apparently the disguise fades during sex.
Darkmon: Just great now the guards will come and say...
Guards: HOLY FUCK! THERE'S A FUCKING HUMAN IN THE CAGE!
Darkmon, pulling off the disguise: Shit! Looks like we're gonna have to fight our way out!
Pyromon: Yeah, we're gonna have to fusion digivolve?
Matt: Uh, one problem with your theory.
Darkmon: What?
Matt: That was a trial option, that cost 3,000,000 credits for the real deal. (Yeah, I found out the true currency.)
Darkmon: 3...3 mil...million credits?! (yeah, stuttering don't work too well with numbers.)
Matt: Want me to digivolve you two separately?
Darkmon: I guess.
Matt, holing out his digivice: DARKMON DIGIVOLVE! PYROMON DIGIVOLVE!
Two beams of light shot out of the digivice and hit both digimon.
Darkmon: Darkmon digivolve to...
Pyromon: Pyromon digivolve to...
Darkmon: Kagemon!
There stood a human size, skinnier version of Darkmon, with a longer tail, wielding a katana.
Pyromon: ShadowAgumon!
There stood a black version of Agumon, you couldn't get that from the name? What are you? Retarded?
Matt: HE WAS ONLY IN-TRAINING LEVEL?!
Kagemon: So we're stuck with a human, a rookie, and a champion against an entire village of Agumon?
Matt: Considering that human is me, we got a pretty good shot!
Pyromon: Is it just me, or are the guards taking there time to bust in here?
Matt: No, that's just an illusion created by causing you to read the descriptive sentences, when in reality, that only took a few seconds?
Pyromon: Huh?
Matt: Quick! He's on too us! Send in the guards now!
The crowd of GuardAgumon swarmed into the cage.
Matt, holding out his digivice: SWORD MODE!
The group of three proceeded to kick so much GuardAgumon ass that the blood actually stained Kagemon's white t-shirt that said "Heartbreak" on it bright red. (That shirt would be AWESOME!)
Matt, licking the blood off his sword: This is gonna be one hell of a hostile take over!
Kagemon, licking the sweat off his arm: It'll be a good work out!
ShadowAgumon, licking chocolate off his claws: Chocolate is yummy!
Matt: Where'd you get chocolate?
ShadowAgumon: NO! You just want to steal my yumminess!
Matt: Dude, I don't even like chocolate!
ShadowAgumon: Oh, I don't know, then. I just found it there after we killed all of those GuardAgumon.
Kagemon: Weren't you Hell's Punch-ing them up the ass?
ShadowAgumon, licking off the brown substance: Your point?
Matt and Kagemon just stared at each other.
Matt: Uh, Nothing.
Kagemon: Let's go attack the Chief's Hut!
Matt: Hellz Ya!
Nothing much to say, except REVIEW! Or I won't write! Well, I'd still write, but it won't be any good! So Ha! Mwhahahahaha! I like pie! Meeps!
