Matt here: Haven't updated this story in a while, so I thought I would. I like pie! Meeps!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this chapter, except Matt and PlotHolemon.

Matt and company were traveling through the Agumon Village disguised as ShadowToyAgumon.

Matt, doing his happy dance: Oh yeah! I'm a digimon! Oh yeah! I'm a digimon!

Darkmon: For god sake! Shut the fuck up! Your attracting attention!

A crowd of Agumon starring suddenly turned away.

Pyromon: This body sucks! It looks like an evil three year-old's art project!

Suddenly, an Agumon wearing a police uniform appeared.

PoliceAgumon: Halt! What are you colored Agumon doing in the normal Agumon area? Go back to your said area!

Matt: Ok officer.

PoliceAgumon, pulling out a walkie-talkie: Digimon resisting arrest! CALLING IN BACK-UP!

Several PoliceAgumon ran over and beat the shit out of Matt, Darkmon, and Pyromon.

Matt: Ow! I haven't been in this much police brutality since the LPD episode of Cops!

They regained consciousness inside a cage, surrounded by other ToyAgumon.

Darkmon: We have to escape this hell hole!

Pyromon: Yeah, but how?

Matt, currently titty fucking one of the hotter female ToyAgumon: It's not that bad.

Darkmon: FOR GOD'S SAKE! STAY FOCUSED!

Pyromon: I was unaware that ToyAgumon had titties with which to fuck.

Matt, zipping up his pants: Ya, that's one of life's mysteries.

Darkmon, jaw dropped: WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU IN DISGUISE?

Matt: Huh? Oh, yeah, apparently the disguise fades during sex.

Darkmon: Just great now the guards will come and say...

Guards: HOLY FUCK! THERE'S A FUCKING HUMAN IN THE CAGE!

Darkmon, pulling off the disguise: Shit! Looks like we're gonna have to fight our way out!

Pyromon: Yeah, we're gonna have to fusion digivolve?

Matt: Uh, one problem with your theory.

Darkmon: What?

Matt: That was a trial option, that cost 3,000,000 credits for the real deal. (Yeah, I found out the true currency.)

Darkmon: 3...3 mil...million credits?! (yeah, stuttering don't work too well with numbers.)

Matt: Want me to digivolve you two separately?

Darkmon: I guess.

Matt, holing out his digivice: DARKMON DIGIVOLVE! PYROMON DIGIVOLVE!

Two beams of light shot out of the digivice and hit both digimon.

Darkmon: Darkmon digivolve to...

Pyromon: Pyromon digivolve to...

Darkmon: Kagemon!

There stood a human size, skinnier version of Darkmon, with a longer tail, wielding a katana.

Pyromon: ShadowAgumon!

There stood a black version of Agumon, you couldn't get that from the name? What are you? Retarded?

Matt: HE WAS ONLY IN-TRAINING LEVEL?!

Kagemon: So we're stuck with a human, a rookie, and a champion against an entire village of Agumon?

Matt: Considering that human is me, we got a pretty good shot!

Pyromon: Is it just me, or are the guards taking there time to bust in here?

Matt: No, that's just an illusion created by causing you to read the descriptive sentences, when in reality, that only took a few seconds?

Pyromon: Huh?

Matt: Quick! He's on too us! Send in the guards now!

The crowd of GuardAgumon swarmed into the cage.

Matt, holding out his digivice: SWORD MODE!

The group of three proceeded to kick so much GuardAgumon ass that the blood actually stained Kagemon's white t-shirt that said "Heartbreak" on it bright red. (That shirt would be AWESOME!)

Matt, licking the blood off his sword: This is gonna be one hell of a hostile take over!

Kagemon, licking the sweat off his arm: It'll be a good work out!

ShadowAgumon, licking chocolate off his claws: Chocolate is yummy!

Matt: Where'd you get chocolate?

ShadowAgumon: NO! You just want to steal my yumminess!

Matt: Dude, I don't even like chocolate!

ShadowAgumon: Oh, I don't know, then. I just found it there after we killed all of those GuardAgumon.

Kagemon: Weren't you Hell's Punch-ing them up the ass?

ShadowAgumon, licking off the brown substance: Your point?

Matt and Kagemon just stared at each other.

Matt: Uh, Nothing.

Kagemon: Let's go attack the Chief's Hut!

Matt: Hellz Ya!


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