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"Hey Janet. How are you?" Sirius gave her a dazzling smile.
"Oh! Hi, Sirius, I'm great!" Janet giggled.
"Erm, so are you going to Hogsmeade this weekend?"
"Yeah... Why?"
Was Sirius actually going to do what she hoped he would do?
"I was wondering, would you like to go with me?" Sirius gave her another alluring smile.
"Of course!" she fluttered her eyelashes. "Nothing would make me happier."
"Alright, I'll see you this Saturday."
"Bye bye, Siri!"
Sirius began to make his way up to the dorms, grumbling as he went.
All of this is James' fault. Oh, yes, revenge shall be sweet. Very sweet.
"I've done it James."
"Good. Trust me, this will work."
James looked at Sirius sceptical face and rolled his eyes.
"I'm telling you, I'm the Master of Romance!"
Sirius snorted. "If this doesn't work, I'm going to murder you. And Master of Romance my arse, you can't even get Lily to smile at you!"
"Now, now, there will be no need for that, young man. By the end of this instead of you murdering me, you'll be worshiping me." James grinned.
"We'll see."
"Yes. We will."
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"So, Rem, you going to Hogwarts with anyone?" Sirius asked casually.
"No. I'm just going with the guys." Remus replied.
"Oh. Right."
"PETER! GET THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW! GET UP!"
Remus and Sirius both jumped and turned around.
James was jumping on Peter's bed like the maniac that he was. "UP!"
"That's not going to work James." Remus sighed.
"Go on then. Because your so amazing aren't you? Why don't you wake him up then!?" James challenged.
Remus sighed again and said almost lazily. "Peter, if you don't get up right now, I'll tell Marlene McKinnon about your crush on her."
"What!?" Peter shot up and rolled off the bed. "You wouldn't dare!"
"Come on then, get ready."
Peter yawned and stumbled to the bathroom.
Remus turned back to James. "Yes James, I am 'so amazing'. And I proved it too." He grinned slyly.
James grumbled under his breath. "Fine. Whatever. I was just about to do that anyway." He pouted.
Remus rolled his eyes. "Sure."
--
"Well, I should wait here for Janet." Sirius grimaced.
Remus froze.
This is not fair. This is proof that the plan isn't working. Yes, he had promised to go to Hogsmeade with her way before we started the plan, but still. If the plan had worked, he'd have cancelled...right?
"Erm, okay. I'll see you later." Remus choked out. He wasn't going to cry. No, of course he wasn't. He was just furious. He had to get away to control himself.
And so, without another word, he stalked out of the Common Room.
"What...?" Sirius asked, confused.
"What was that all about?" Sirius asked again, looking bewildered.
"Told you the plan would work." James grinned smugly. And then he and Peter left, leaving Sirius to await his lovely date. It did take a few seconds for those words to penetrate his brain, but when they did, he was more than happy.
"It worked? It worked. Holy crap, it worked! It worked!" Sirius celebrated.
"What worked?" came the familiar but unwelcome voice of Janet from behind him.
Sirius winced as he turned around. "Oh, hi Janet. You ready?"
"Yeah. But what worked Siri?"
"Nothing Janet, don't worry about it."
"So, can we go to Madam Puddifoots? I just love that place! It's so nice!" Janet giggled.
"Oh...yeah...erm... sure."
This was going to be a long day.
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Remus stalked down the corridor fuming.
Why was Sirius going with her of all people? What the hell does Sirius see in her? I don't know why I'm even trying. Sirius is straight. End of.
"Remus! Wait up!" James yelled.
Remus stopped and turned around, breathing deeply.
"What?" he snapped.
"Calm, Remus, calm. Breathe!"
"I am breathing James. In case you hadn't noticed."
James rolled his eyes. "Come on, we need to get you into Honeydukes."
"And fast." added Peter.
Remus glared at both of them but allowed himself to be pulled away.
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"So, like, I was so mad when she said that. I mean she has, like, no right whatsoever. You know what I mean, don't you Siri?"
I swear, if she calls me Siri one more time, I'll...I'll...Argh!
"Mhmm..."
Sirius rested his chin in his hand and day dreamed while Janet continued to natter on about something or the other.
I wonder what Remus is doing...
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Chocolate...Hmmm...Oh, chocolate...
Remus breathed deeply as the familiar smell of chocolate wafted over to him.
He immediately made his way over to the chocolate section and took handfuls of bars off the shelves.
"Whoa, steady there Remus, that's about much, don't you think?"
Remus turned around to face Peter. "Nope."
James sighed. "Peter, leave it. He's just feeling a teensy weensy bit jealous. That's all."
"James..." Remus warned. His normally never- ending patience had been stretched way too far today.
"Fine, fine, sorry." James held up his hands in surrender.
The air around the three boys was thick with tension.
They walked down to the Three Broomsticks, where the soothing influence of Butterbeer calmed Remus down completely.
Remus yawned, suddenly feeling sleepy. Two nights before had been the full moon and he was still recovering. Not to mention all the chocolate and Butterbeer he had consumed. "Guys, I'm going back to the castle. Probably rest for a while, you know." He gave them a meaningful look and they both immediately understood.
The sight that greeted him when he exited the The Three Broomsticks woke him up completely.
