Hola amigos, we are almost there! As usual I've got no right to this series, though I wish I did. That's all Cartoon Network and Danny Antonucci.

The old house had sat abandoned on the other side of the neighborhood for as long as Kevin could remember. Neither he, nor any of the other kids, knew of its previous owners or their fates, but he did remember that the Kankers once used the old house to hold the Ed's captive and "marry" them.

The two boys crept from Rolf's backyard toward the home through the cul de sac. Suddenly, Kevin felt a tap on his shoulder. He quickly turned around about to swing the baseball bat

He brought with him to defend himself, only to stop when he saw it was Nazz.

"Jesus Kev what the hell?" She shouted.

"Sorry," he retorted, "but we're pretty sure the Kankers have the Ed's in the old house".

"What makes you think that?" She asked.

"Just trust me" was all he could think of.

The three teens carefully approached the rotting home from the side, stealthily entering the overgrown front yard covered in dandelions as tall as themselves.

Since Rolf still carried the elephant gun, he approached the door first. The front door was missing its doorknob since the Ed's entered the home last year, so it was easy to enter.

The living room was mostly empty, any remaining chairs were covered with white sheets. There was a large hole and a floorboard sticking up towards the back of the room.

"This kind of reminds me of the house from "I Was A Cotton Swab in Madam Tongue-Itches Ear Wax Museum", you know that miniseries on the Syfi Channel?" Nazz remarked.

"We are not here to recount on "poor-taste film box miniature programs" "Avril Lavigne before her music sucked" Nazz-girl!", Rolf announced quietly while pumping his gun, "we are here to rescue the "dropped on their heads as babies" Ed-boys!"

By this time the trio had made their way to the basement. There was a washer and dryer rusting by the stairs. Also an elevator shaft was visible on the wall, but what caught their attention, was the countless mirrors.

"Nothing down here" Kevin whispered disappointedly, "let's try upstairs".

Once upstairs, against their better judgement, they split up to cover the countless rooms.

As he reached the back room, Kevin felt himself trip over something.

"Shit!" He shouted as he hit the floor with a loud thud. The squeak in the floorboards, along with his profanity, echoed through the house. Stumbling to get up, he noticed he had tripped over some toy train tracks.

Following the out of place tracks, he shouted to Nazz and Rolf to follow them with him. The maze of the hallway quickly escalated from the second floor to the third floor.

The third floor had clearly been occupied. Pink, heart-shaped arches lined through the hall toward the room at the end.

"What the hell?" Nazz spoke the question on all their minds as they looked closer into the arches.

On one side of the hall, there was a model kitchen with a sock doll modeled after Double D cleaning dishes. On the other side, a doll Ed was sitting in a recliner watching a mini TV.

Kevin found the Eddy doll, as well as an ironing board, on the floor in the middle of the hall, as if it had been smashed into.

They carefully approached the last door at the end of the hallway. There it lead to the attic.

Kevin tried the door only to find it locked. Rolf took it upon himself to open it using his gun, blasting the door into pieces with one shot.

As the dust cleared and the ringing in the kid's ears ceased, they crept into the attic only to find what they were looking for. The Ed's.

"Guys!" Kevin shouted as he ran toward them, embracing his three missing friends.

"KUFIM!" The Ed's all said at once, their voices muffled by the rags stuffed into their mouths.

Nazz and Rolf joined him and began to realize the horrors the Ed's had been through.

All three were on the floor in chains with dog collars around their necks. All three were chained to a pole in the middle of the floor.

Ed had makeup all over his face to the point where he looked like a Picasso art piece. His giant, green, jacket and striped shirt were missing revealing his slender, muscular body, covered with bruises, cuts and burns.

Double D was completely naked, save for his hat and socks, his physical wounds were little compared to the others but his face was red and puffy, evidence that he had been crying heavily. Unlike his other friends, he had a chain and cinder block tied around his ankle.

But Eddy clearly had it worse. Both his eyes were swollen and black. His head had been completely shaved and drawn on. Completely naked, he was covered head to toe with cuts bruises, burns, blisters, and other scars.

"Don't worry guys, we'll get you home" Kevin reassured his friends.

Once each Ed had been freed, the tricky part was getting them out before the Kankers returned.

Rolf threw Ed on his back, elephant gun in the other hand. Nazz carried Double D since he was the lightest. And Kevin carried Eddy. Before they left he did snap a few pictures to use as evidence on his phone.

As they reached the ground floor, they were stopped right in their tracks. Blocking the front door, their only escape, was May, Marie, and Lee Kanker.

"Just where do ya think you're going with OUR boyfriends?!" Lee demanded.