VGA:Sup?
IGF:Sorry for the long update.
VGA:It's her fault
IGF:No it isn't! You're the one who's too damn lazy to upload this shit!
VGA:That, and we're starting to run out of ideas. But don't worry, as long as me and IGF are still half insane, we'll still keep writing.
IGF:Updates are gonna be a little slower so be patient, or else...
VGA:Here's Chapter 7
Chapter 7
#1.Ino:Choji, why do you take steroids?
Choji:BULLSHIT!!! THESE AREN'T STEROIDS!!!
Ino:Then what are they?
Choji:Menstrual relief pills.
#2.Tsunade:Kicking people's asses is what keeps me young and beautiful.
Jiraiya:What beauty? In that case, you should start doing it 24/7!
Tsunade:I already do
Jiraiya:...
#3.Naruto:You da ninja!
Sasuke:No, you da ninja!
Kakashi:Neither of you are gonna be ninja if you don't hut the fuck up!!
#4.(Sasuke was on a rainbow eating Skittles)
Sasuke:Life is so meaningless. I mean, I'm just some emo dude who likes kicking people's asses. Why am I here? What is the meaning of life? Is there really a God? And more importantly, how the fuck can I sit on a fucking rainbow!? I fucking hate rainbows!! I fucking said that on the first fucking screw up in this fucking story!!
(Sasuke fell off the rainbow)
#5.Shino:Whatcha doing?
Kiba:Eating chocolate
Shino:Where'd you get it?
Kiba:My doggie dropped it
Shino:Where's your doggie?
Kiba:Behind the door
Shino:What's he doing?
Kiba:Making more!
Shino:You do realize that's where I keep my beetles, right?
Kiba:AKAMARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#6.Sakura:Sasuke, you're alive!! (Hugs Sauke)
Kakashi:Gaspeth!! She has defiled the Great Sasuke's clothing!!
Sasuke:SECURITY!!
(The FBI shot Sakura down)
#7.(Naruto got poisoned)
Naruto:Oh my fucking God, I've been poisoned!!
Kakashi:Quick!! You must cut out the poison with your kunai!!
Naruto:FINE!!! (Cut his hand)
Kakashi:Deeper!!
Naruto:DAMN!!! (Cuts deeper)
Kakashi:DEEPER DAMN YOU!!!!!
Naruto:AURRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! (slices off his whole hand) I did it!!
Kakashi:That was the wrong hand
Naruto:...
#8.(Naruto was all wounded and shit)
Tsunade:Naruto!! You're all wounded and shit!!
Naruto:It hurts... I'm suffering... cough hack
Tsunade:I'll ease your pain (Smashes a rock over Naruto's head)
#9.Guy:Rock Lee has no ninjutsu. All he can use is Taijutsu. So we trained his body and mind using only Taijutsu. He is now releasing the Gates in his body to unleash the embodiment of chakra and chi, turning him into a manifestation of all his Taijutsu.
Naruto:(Pulls out a dictionary)
#10.(Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were in a classroom)
Naruto:Why are we in a classroom?
IGF:Cause God wills it!! (Backhands Naruto)
Sasuke:That was weird
(Kakashi walked in cause he's cool that way)
Sakura:Hi Kakashi Sensei!
Kakashi:Fuck off bitch
Sakura:What are we learning today?
Kakashi:Sex Ed.
Naruto:Say what?
Kakashi:Now as you all know, babies don't just fall from the sky. If they did, there'd be a lot of dead babies on the ground. All that stuff about the stork or New Jersey is bullshit. Everything your parents told you is bullshit!! Now, when a bee puts it's stinger in a flower, it wiggles it around a little and then more flowers bloom! Now, the same could be said when you put a banana in a donut hole, or a limousine ina garage, or-
(15 hours later)
Kakashi:And that's all for Sex Ed. Any questions?
Naruto:...
Sakura:...
Sasuke:...
Kakashi:Good! Now who wants some bananas and donuts!?
(Everyone screamed and jumped out the window. Kakashi went to the window)
Kakashi:You walking home? I can give you a ride in the limousine parked in my garage!!
VGA:That Sex Ed thing really came out of nowhere.
IGF:Yeah. Like we said earlier, updates will take longer.
VGA:We were thinking of doing oneshots too. Well later.
IGF:Review!
