Chapter 7
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"I'm gonna die!!" Kakashi shouted and everyone laughed.
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(The next day)
Naruto was walking to the lunch room eagerly awaiting Kakashi's kiss when, "AHHHHH!!! NOOO!!! THE BATHROOM FAERIES HAVE COME TO GET ME!!!! NOOO!!!!" Naruto was being drug into the boys restroom. "Shut up, idiot," Sasuke smack the back of Naruto's head. "OH, hi," Naruto grinned. "Hi," Kakashi sighed grimly. He was sitting on a urinal while Shikamaru was gelling Kakashi's hair down. "MY GOD!!" Shikamaru shouted hitting Kakashi over the head several times. "STAY DOWN!!!"
"Why is-" Naruto decided he didn't wanna know. "We need your help," Sasuke sighed.
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"NO!" Kakashi yelled. "YES!!" The boys yelled back. "I LOOK LIKE A FRIGGIN' ORANGE!!!" Kakashi shouted throwing his hands in the air.
Kakashi was wearing Naruto's orange tuxedo that went to his shins and fit too tight. "OH MY GOD!!!" Shikamaru was still trying to keep Kakashi's hair down. "I'VE ALREADY USED FIVE FREAKIN' BOTTLES OF GEL!!!" Shikamaru shouted throwing the empty bottles at the wall. Everyone stared wide eyed. "DIE!!!" He shouted jumping on them. "Okkk..."
"YOU'RE NEXT!!!" he shouted to Kiba. Kiba ran out the door. "You," Shikamaru whispered pointing at Kakashi's head. "Will DIE!" Shikamaru grabbed the over twenty bottles of gel and hair spray the girls donated to the cause and dumped them on Kakashi's freakish hair. "HAA!!! I OWNED YOU!!!" he shouted with relief when it stayed down.
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(In the lunch room)
Then Kakashi walked into the lunch room feeling particularly stupid for letting the boys help. Anko was on other side of the room talking to Gai. "Gai...," Kakashi whispered as he pulled Anko into a hug. "DIE!!!" he shouted running and ripping the tuxedo.
"NOO!" Naruto cried, "NOT MY SEXY TUX!!!"
"DIE!" He shouted again tackling Gai Sensei to the floor. "YOU WILL NOT STEAL MY FUTURE WIFE BITCH!" He shouted whaling at Gai's face.
"Wow" Sasuke gasped, "He's not so sissy after all,"
"KAKASHI!" Gai said through his fist. "DIE YOU COLD ASSED BASTARD!!!"
"ANKO'S MY COUSIN!!!" He shouted. "YOU D- your co-cous-cousin!!?" He shouted feeling rather stupid...again. He slowly got up wiping Gai's blood on Naruto's orange tux.
"Bl-blo-BLOOD!!!" Naruto started tearing up. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Kakashi?" Anko asked. Kakashi has completely forgotten she was there. "Wh-An-oh God what have I done," he muttered. "Kakashi?" she asked again, putting a gentle hand on his shoulder. "Will yo-" she was cut off by Kakashi's lips quickly meeting hers as he turned around. It was on complete accident but he didn't tell the kids that. He quickly pulled away, "That wasn't suppose to happen," he mumbled shuffling his feet. Anko smiled and kissed him again. Kakashi smiled into the kiss when the kids cheered.
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(Class)
Sasuke and the rest of the gang were waiting for Kakashi to come in and pry out every juicy detail out of him about the kiss.
"I wonder if she's a good kisser," Shikamaru thought aloud. "WHAT!?" The class shouted making Shikamaru jump from his thoughts, out of his seat, and into Ino's lap. Shikamaru blushed violently.
6 minutes later...
"Shika, I love you and all but you have a fat ass," Ino told him, "Do you mind getting off,"
Shikamaru nodded but couldn't move. His legs were like lead weights.
3 minutes later...
"Shika," Ino whined. "I can't," he told her. "Looks like Shikamaru's looking to get something," Itachi smirked. "EW! GET OFF OF ME!" Ino shouted. "I CAN'T!" Shikamaru shouted, "MY LEGS WON"T MOVE!!"
"Let me help," Gaara smiled sweetly grabbing a hold of a leg. "Me too," Neji grabbed the other. "Oh sh-" Shikamaru never got to finish that sentence because he was dragged off of Ino and to the floor colliding his head with the hard floor. He was unconscious.
Kakashi finally walked in with a cup of coffee and about a dozen donuts, he shoved three in his mouth. "Good Morning Class," he greeted but sounded more like, "Sasuke has a nice ass,"
The class eyeballed him, "What!?" Sasuke asked scooting his desk back."I said Good morning class," Kakashi repeated himself but sounded like, "Is it hot in here or is just Sasuke,".
"WHAT!!!?????" Sasuke shouted, horrified. "Never mind," Kakashi sighed but sounded like, "You'll be mine,". Sasuke hid behind Sakura. "What about Anko!?" he shouted. "Anko's doing just fine," he smiled but sounded like "Anko's not as fine,". Sasuke smirked, "We'll I am..pretty damn sexy," he said egotistically. "You're sexy?! YEAH MY GRANDMOTHER HAS NICER ABS THEN YOU!!" Kakashi laughed taking a sip of coffee but sounded like "You are sexy!! My God look at those abs!"; while doing so he splashed some in his eye and blinked at Sasuke looking more like a wink. Sasuke looked horrified, "How do you know what my abs look l- I DON'T WANNA KNOW!! STALKER!!!!!!!" Sasuke shouted running out the door.
Sasuke ran down the hall and into Gai's room. "GAI HE-" he was cut off when he realized what he was doing.
Gai was sitting on his desk with a bucket of ice cream, his lights off, and watching Spanish Soap Operas (A/N: I used an online English to Spanish translator.). "¡AH ENRICA! ¡USTED CAN'T!! ¡MARIA ES DEMASIADO BONITO ESTAFAR EN!!" Gai shouted (Translation: OH ENRICA! YOU CAN'T!! MARIA IS TOO PRETTY TO CHEAT ON!!). Sasuke's mouth dropped open, he can speak spanish, he thought to himself.
"¡AH no! ¡MARIA! ¡No PASE ALLI!! ¡ENRICA no ES FIEL! ¡USTED LLORARA!! ¡USTED ES DEMASIADO BONITO LLORAR, QUERERME!" He wiped away a few tears (Translation:OH NO! MARIA! DON'T GO ON THERE!! ENRICA ISN'T BEING FAITHFUL! YOU'LL CRY!! YOU'RE TOO PRETTY TO CRY, LIKE ME). "Ah, la espera, yo no soy bonito, soy un bastardo atractiva," He grinned in a near by mirror (Translation: Oh, wait, I'm not pretty, I'm a sexy bastard). "Ah, Gai, usted es un hombre atractiva que mira. No es de extrañar usted no puede mantener a las mujeres lejos usted," He winked at himself in the mirror (Translation: Oh, Gai, you are one sexy looking man. No wonder you can't keep the women off you).
Sasuke stared wide eyed."Oookkk," he slowly walked out of the room and down the hallway.
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Authors Note: Welllllll Ok, It was a little weird. lmao. It not that funny. :(. Eh, I tried. Please R & R or Gaara will be given 57 swirlies and come out bald.
Gaara: NOOOOOO!!!
